SCP-7278

Link to article: SCP-7278.

Module Styles

• :root {
      --logo-image: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/secure-facility-dossier-site-120/ontologonew.png");
      --header-title: "Site-120";
      --header-subtitle: "Fighting Fire With Fire";

• .footnotes-footer {
  display: none;
  }

• @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap');
  
  
  .page {
      display: block;
      overflow: hidden;
      font-family: 'Patrick Hand', cursive;
      font-size: 1.6em;
      font-style: normal;
  
     
      background-attachment: scroll;
      background-clip: border-box;
      background-color: transparent;
      background-image: linear-gradient(to top ,rgb(202, 219, 228) 0%, rgb(231, 233, 220) 8%);
      background-origin: padding-box;
      background-position: 0px 8px;
      background-repeat: repeat;
      background-size: 100% 20px;
      
  
      border: 1px solid #CCC;
      border-radius: 10px;
      padding: 10px 10px;
      margin-bottom: 10px;
  
      box-shadow: 0px 1px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2)
      }
  .page p {
      line-height: 20px;
      margin: 0;
  }
  .page ul {
      list-style: symbols;
  }
  
  #page-content {
      position: relative;
  }
  
  .desktop-only {
      height: 21rem;
      width: 10rem;
      background: #ffffff;
      position: -webkit-sticky;
      position: sticky;
      top: 15rem;
      display: -webkit-box;
      display: -webkit-flex;
      display: -moz-box;
      display: -ms-flexbox;
      display: flex;
      border: solid 1px #444444;
      padding: 10px;
      -webkit-box-shadow: none;
         -moz-box-shadow:  none;
              box-shadow: none;
      overflow: visible;
      -webkit-box-orient: vertical;
      -webkit-box-direction: normal;
      -webkit-flex-direction: column;
         -moz-box-orient: vertical;
         -moz-box-direction: normal;
          -ms-flex-direction: column;
              flex-direction: column;
      -webkit-transform: translateX(400%);
         -moz-transform: translateX(400%);
          -ms-transform: translateX(400%);
           -o-transform: translateX(400%);
              transform: translateX(400%);
  }
  
  .article {
      margin-top: -21rem!important;
  }
      
  @media (max-width: 1250px) {
      .desktop-only {
       display: none !important;
       visibility:hidden
      }
  .article {
      margin-top: 4rem!important;
  }
      #page-content > div:nth-child(5) {
       margin-top: 0;
      }
  
  }
  

Inline Styles

• (none)

Includes

• :scp-wiki:theme:black-highlighter-theme [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:bhl-dark-sidebar [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:license-box [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end [info]

CSS Classes

• blockquote

• footer-wikiwalk-nav

Page Source

[[include :scp-wiki:theme:black-highlighter-theme]]
[[include :scp-wiki:component:bhl-dark-sidebar]]

[[module CSS]]
:root {
    --logo-image: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/secure-facility-dossier-site-120/ontologonew.png");
    --header-title: "Site-120";
    --header-subtitle: "Fighting Fire With Fire";
[[/module]]
[[module CSS]]
.footnotes-footer {
display: none;
}
[[/module]]

[[module CSS]]
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Patrick+Hand&display=swap');


.page {
    display: block;
    overflow: hidden;
    font-family: 'Patrick Hand', cursive;
    font-size: 1.6em;
    font-style: normal;

   
    background-attachment: scroll;
    background-clip: border-box;
    background-color: transparent;
    background-image: linear-gradient(to top ,rgb(202, 219, 228) 0%, rgb(231, 233, 220) 8%);
    background-origin: padding-box;
    background-position: 0px 8px;
    background-repeat: repeat;
    background-size: 100% 20px;
    

    border: 1px solid #CCC;
    border-radius: 10px;
    padding: 10px 10px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;

    box-shadow: 0px 1px 3px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2)
    }
.page p {
    line-height: 20px;
    margin: 0;
}
.page ul {
    list-style: symbols;
}

#page-content {
    position: relative;
}

.desktop-only {
    height: 21rem;
    width: 10rem;
    background: #ffffff;
    position: -webkit-sticky;
    position: sticky;
    top: 15rem;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    border: solid 1px #444444;
    padding: 10px;
    -webkit-box-shadow: none;
       -moz-box-shadow:  none;
            box-shadow: none;
    overflow: visible;
    -webkit-box-orient: vertical;
    -webkit-box-direction: normal;
    -webkit-flex-direction: column;
       -moz-box-orient: vertical;
       -moz-box-direction: normal;
        -ms-flex-direction: column;
            flex-direction: column;
    -webkit-transform: translateX(400%);
       -moz-transform: translateX(400%);
        -ms-transform: translateX(400%);
         -o-transform: translateX(400%);
            transform: translateX(400%);
}

.article {
    margin-top: -21rem!important;
}
    
@media (max-width: 1250px) {
    .desktop-only {
     display: none !important;
     visibility:hidden
    }
.article {
    margin-top: 4rem!important;
}
    #page-content > div:nth-child(5) {
     margin-top: 0;
    }

}

[[/module]]

[[>]]
[[module Rate]]
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[[include :scp-wiki:component:anomaly-class-bar-source
|item-number=7278
|clearance=1
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++++ **__Special Containment Procedures__**

SCP-7278 is to be held within a low priority containment chamber within [[[secure-facility-dossier-site-120|Site-120]]]. A search for PoI-7278 is ongoing.

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++++ **__Description__**

SCP-7278 is an object which has become definitionally compromised. To clarify, it is impossible to accurately describe all of SCP-7278's properties and conceptual being within a single word or phrase, with attempts by the Department of Miscommunications only being able to reach the 70% threshold. It is for this reason that determining the true nature of SCP-7278 is extremely difficult and likely impossible.

Extensive testing of SCP-7278 has managed to determined that it has the following properties:
* It is mechanical in nature;
* Its volume is approximately 1.6 m^^3^^ and its weight is approximately 300 kg;
* Its shape is that of a rectangular prism;
* One of its sides has a keypad attached to it as well as a slot to insert money into;
* It contains several low cost candies and snacks, such as chocolate bars and bags of potato chips;
* It will dispense said candies once money has been placed into it and a code has been entered into the keypad, associated with the dispensed candy,

SCP-7278 gained its anomalous properties following a thaumaturgic ritual being performed upon it by an unknown Fae thaumaturgist (PoI-7278).

SCP-7278 was discovered on the streets of FP-120 ("[[[esterberg-city-wikipedia|Esterberg]]]") on 2/27/2019. The object was given to the Foundation's safekeeping by the Esterberg government.
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++++ **__Incident 7278.01__**

SCP-7278 gained its anomalous properties on 2/26/2019 after the following incident.

[[div class="blockquote"]]
**Date:** 2/26/2019

**Subject:** PoI-7278

**Foreword:** The following log was taken by an Esterberg security camera. Footage procured after the incident. 
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**[BEGIN LOG]**

//PoI-7278 walks across the street, whistling slightly. They stop in front of SCP-7278.//

//PoI-7278 produces a 5 złoty coin from their pocket and places it within SCP-7278. After a pause, the SCP-7278 rejects the coin and PoI-7278 takes it back. They then attempt to place it back into SCP-7278. This repeats approximately twenty times, with PoI-7278 growing increasingly more exasperated.//

//PoI-7278 attempts to use a different 5 złoty coin and this time succeeds in having SCP-7278 accept the coin. PoI-7278 then types 52 on the keypad, corresponding to a Grześki chocolate bar.//

//SCP-7278 rejects PoI-7278's coin and its screen displays a "no designation found" error. PoI-7278 stares at SCP-7278 for approximately twenty seconds before beginning to bang on and shake SCP-7278. No change is noted within SCP-7278.//

//PoI-7278 then attempts to purchase the chocolate bar, dropping the coin and picking it up several times. Each time they attempt to type a number into the keypad, they are met with a "no designation found" error. This repeats for some time, each time being punctuated by PoI-7278 verbally and physically abusing SCP-7278.//

//PoI-7278 shakes their fist angrily and bangs on SCP-7278.//

**PoI-7278:** Skurwysynu![[footnote]]A Polish curse word.[[/footnote]]

//PoI-7278 glows with Elan Vital Energy as they begin to attempt a thaumaturgic ritual.//

**PoI-7278:** //(in Polish)// I'll show you no designation found...

//The recording ends.//
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