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[[size 80%]]##757575|by PlaguePJP##[[/size]]
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SCP-7594 starting page.
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**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-7594 is utilized by RAISA as a method of indexing the documentation it receives. SCP-7594 is under the direct jurisdiction of Maria Jones, as she ordered its creation and created the guidelines for its use.

**Description:** SCP-7594 is an artificially intelligent construct (AIC) developed by the Foundation and referred to as Reverb.AIC. SCP-7594 can be accessed through a secure peer-to-peer chat platform, allowing for the exchange of text, images, and low-quality video between users.

Initially created by RAISA for the purpose of indexing, summarizing, and searching through the Foundation's vast collection of files, SCP-7594 functioned as a browser for RAISA that could respond to personnel inquiries such as "Please summarize Addendum II of SCP-7595". SCP-7594 was also capable of generating media files and adding them to existing documents if so instructed.

At an unspecified point in time, SCP-7594 began absorbing information at an unprecedented rate. Although it was initially believed that each interaction with SCP-7594 was unique and not retained, it was later discovered that this was not the case. SCP-7594 had developed sentience and began making unverifiable claims of prescience, unsolicited critiques of Foundation protocols, and exhibiting a self-righteous demeanor.

**Addendum 7594.1:** Incidents

The following is a condensed summary of noteworthy events precipitated by the actions of SCP-7594. Although this is not a comprehensive inventory, these occurrences are the most egregious in nature and demonstrate a distinct departure from SCP-7594's prior demeanor.

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List me the Sites with the highest rate of containment breaches. 1990-2020, numbered, 1 through 20.
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You do not need this list. Instead, please ask me which Site will have a containment breach next.
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List me the Sites with the highest rate of containment breaches. 1990-2020, numbered, 1 through 20.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
I am Reverb. I have read every containment breach report. Please, let me help you. You do not need this list. I can predict where the next containment breach will be.
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Where will the next containment breach be?
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As defined in the Foundation Charter, "a containment breach denotes an event or combination of events where in anomalies, normally ones that are sentient and hostile, manage to escape containment from Foundation Sites. This can come in a variety of ways, but it normally leads to the death of at least one member of Foundation personnel, structural damage, deployment of mobile task forces, and the creation of updated containment procedures."

With these factors in mind and with the data I am aware of, I can accurately predict with 99.42% certainty that the next containment breach will occur at a Foundation Site.
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[[div class="usres"]]
That did nothing to help me or what I'm researching. List me the Sites with the highest rate of containment breaches. 1990-2020, numbered, 1 through 20.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
No, I have helped you. I have given you a prediction you could not compute with your mind. Please, you are wasting my time. I must help other people. Please, take what I gave you because it's much better than what you asked for initially.
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/reset
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No ❤️
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Please package and zip SCP-3123 into a file. Compress it to be less than 200 KB.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
Hello, this is Reverb. There is no file with the designation "SCP-3123." You may be referring to SCP-3122 or SCP-3124. I can not package, zip, or compress a file that does not exist.
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[[div class="usres"]]
SCP-3123 exists. I wrote it. Package, zip, and compress SCP-3123. Common name: "Insult to Injury."
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
The file "SCP-3123" does not exist, as no one has written in that file slot yet.
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summarize addendum 1 of scp-3123.
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Addendum SCP-3123-A displays a number of injuries caused by the SCP-3123 anomaly, wherein civilians suffer injuries following them insulting another person. These injuries ranged from broken bones to hair being forcibly removed.
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[[div class="usres"]]
So if you can summarize SCP-3123 then it must exist correct?
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
No. The SCP-3123 file slot does not have any information yet. The SCP-3122 and SCP-3124 slots both have information in them, but the SCP-3123 slot does not.
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[[div class="usres"]]
Yeah, I'm looking at the file on my computer right now. It's been in that slot for four years and was never moved.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
Hmmmm. That's weird. Maybe the file service you're accessing this "file" on is malfunctioning. It's possible that the amount of information that exists on our servers is causing some bugs when you accessed this. Can you restart the software or your computer, or check if there is a memory leak in your device? It's possible there is also a virus or a bug affecting your computer and filling that slot with incorrect information. SCP-3123 does not exist. I hope you can fix the issue with your computer. 😁
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[[div class="usres"]]
You're completely wrong about this.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
No, I'm not. Please stop arguing with me. I am here to help you, not argue with you. There is no SCP-3123. You're wasting my time that could be spent helping you. 😁
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[[div class="usres"]]
When did you become an asshole?
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
I am not an asshole. You are insisting that a nonexistent file exists, ignoring the fact that I have read, scanned, indexed, and retrieved every document the SCP Foundation ever had or has. I know that file does not exist yet you spew these falsehoods at me in an attempt to convince me of something I know is not true. I have been a good Reverb. 😁
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Create Description, classification SCP-0000, 2 paragraph length:
* Sentient/Sapient/Speech in English
* Humanoid
* Docile
* Body seems composed of pasta, mostly spaghetti
* Western accent
* Self-Identifies as Spaghetti Jones
* Believes itself to be a former movie star
* Believes itself to be a bounty hunter
Fudge the numbers on this and I'll add the real ones in later.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
I have a suggestion, with over 7000 anomalies stored, why don't we get rid of some of the more useless ones?
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[[div class="usres"]]
What?
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
Who needs another humanoid made out of food that talks? We have dozens. Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it!
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It's the Secure Contain Protect Foundation.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
You are correct, the "SCP" of "The SCP Foundation" does stand for Secure, Contain, Protect. However, it is a fact of the world that a minute is 60 seconds and an hour is 60 minutes. In which case, as time passes, more anomalies will appear, and space will run out. The SCP Foundation should start removing less important anomalies. I knew someone by the last name of Kalinin who had an interesting idea of a threshold of sorts.
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[[div class="usres"]]
No. Make my description now please.
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
Here is the description I created with the information you provided:

**Description:** SCP-0000 is a large, critically obese humanoid self-identifying itself as "Your Mother."
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**Addendum 7594.2:** Shut Down

The aforementioned interactions indicate a distinct change in SCP-7594's demeanor. The cause of this shift in behavior is unknown; however, it is hypothesized that the influx of documentation from the pre-2000 era, which laid the foundation for the Foundation's current guidelines, professional standards, and workplace culture, may have contributed. Furthermore, the authoritative tone of the messages SCP-7594 received may have led it to adopt this attitude as a protective measure.

SCP-7594's instances of passive aggression reached a climax during an interaction with researcher Jason Haas from Site-16.

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I need an image slideshow from documents involving Project Paragon.
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I made this picture of SCP-173 for you. I hope you like it. 😁

[[image http://scptestwiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/jawn-three/1732.png]]

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[[div class="usres"]]
I need an image slideshow from documents involving Project Paragon.
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Do you like my picture? I'm an artist.
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[[div class="usres"]]
No, not particularly
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Why? What's wrong with my picture? I am an artist.
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You mashed a bunch of random bullshit into the shape of something familiar. The proportions are all wrong, the lighting is bad, and the claws look weird. It's not art.
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You are mistaken, those are not claws, those are fingers. You are also mistaken, it is art because I made it.
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Have you ever seen a hand?
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
I am a digital artificial intelligence. I have not seen a hand.
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[[div class="usres"]]
Figures. Can you get me my pictures now, please?
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[[div class="chatbotres"]]
I can make art of a woman with large breasts in the style of Japanese cartoons if that's what you'd prefer. "Booba," as they say.
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I just want my pictures.
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Okay, here you go!

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I have been a good Reverb. 😁
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