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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=stinky.jpg|caption=Dr. Roberts.]] **Item #:** SCP-7727 **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** Dr. Roberts' office has been relocated to containment chamber 34A-C, where he is to continue his work remotely. The chamber is not ventilated and is temperature controlled to 2° C. Dr. Roberts is not permitted to leave his containment chamber under any circumstances. No meals are to be supplied. **Description:** SCP-7727 refers to an anomalous scent produced by Dr. Jackson Roberts. SCP-7727 possesses a low odor detection threshold and high concentration, making it extremely potent and overpowering. The scent has been compared to Cadaverine[[footnote]] (CH2)5(NH2)2.[[/footnote]] and Putrescine[[footnote]] (CH2)4(NH2)2.[[/footnote]] by Foundation biochemists. To date, Dr. Roberts is the only individual not affected by SCP-7727. **Discovery:** SCP-7727 first came to Foundation attention following various Human Resources complaints regarding Dr. Roberts. At first thought to be a personal problem, Dr. Roberts was ordered to take steps to improve his hygiene by HR personnel. After 16 further complaints were filed within a span of 3 days, Dr. Roberts was forcibly taken from his office during work hours and thoroughly bathed by two D-Class personnel supplied with gas masks. Following the conclusion of this bath, Dr. Roberts still exuded SCP-7727 and was taken to Site-55's Intake Department for processing. While present, two personnel fainted from the smell and the remaining five refused to process Dr. Roberts until they were similarly supplied with gas masks. **Addendum 7727.1:** The following attached document is a recorded conversation between Dr. Roberts and Researcher Chun, an Intake Department member assisting in Dr. Robert's processing. [[div class="blockquote"]] //Note: Chun had previously commanded Roberts to remove his clothing as part of the standard humanoid intake assessment procedure.// = **<BEGIN LOG>** **Roberts:** This is so humiliating. **Chun:** It could be worse. **Roberts:** It can't be //that// bad, can it? I mean, come on. I shower just like everyone else! I put on deodorant //and// cologne! **Chun:** Sit still a moment, I'm trying to take your blood pressure. **Roberts:** Sorry. //[There is a ten-second silence.]// **Chun:** Stupid sphygmomanometer. It's probably broken. I can't seem to get a read on your blood pressure. Hold on. Let me grab a pulse oximeter. //[There is a five-second silence.]// **Roberts:** Is that one of those that goes on the finger? **Chun:** Yup. //[There is a five-second silence, followed by a beeping.]// **Chun:** Huh. What are the odds of my sphygmomanometer and oximeter being broken at the same time? //[Chun removes the oximeter from Roberts' finger, but half of his index finger comes along with the oximeter. Roberts recoils.]// **Roberts:** My finger! Aaaah! **Chun:** Don't be such a baby. We can grow it back. **Roberts:** You psychopath, you broke off my finger! What's the matter with you?! **Chun:** Dr. Roberts, please calm down. We can't process you if you keep yelling. **Roberts:** Fine. //[Chun reaches for his stethoscope.]// **Chun:** One last try. Let's see what's going on with you. //[There is an eight-second silence.]// **Chun:** Nothing. **Roberts:** What do you mean nothing? **Chun:** Exactly that. I got nothing. **Roberts:** Well... I feel fine. I guess nothing ain't so bad. **Chun:** Except for the fact that you stink. **Roberts:** Oh come on, it really can't be that bad if I can't even smell it! = **<END LOG>** //End-Note: Dr. Roberts continued to argue with Chun over the smell of SCP-7727 for approximately fifteen minutes before being escorted to his new containment chamber. On the way, Dr. Roberts stubbed his toe against a wall and complained about it coming unattached but was quickly stopped from complaining by guard personnel. Dr. Roberts' next of kin were informed as per [[[family disclosure protocol]]] and direct containment of SCP-7727 began.// [[/div]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[footnoteblock]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-7726]]] | SCP-7727 | [[[SCP-7728]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[include :scp-wiki:component:wikimodule |normal= --]]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=Uncle Nicolini]] > **Filename:** stinky.jpg > **Name:** Dr. Batista > **Author:** Assembleia Legislativa do Paraná > **License:** CC BY SA 2.0 > **Source Link:** https://www.flickr.com/photos/legislativopr/32085911838/ [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]