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**Item #:** SCP-7K-J

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** Flip a coin. Call it. If you were right, vote up; if not, vote down.

**Description:** SCP-7K-J is this page. Theoretically, SCP-7K-J should have a mean score, over time, of +0, ensuring its indefinite survival.

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**Addendum 7K-J:**

> **Dr. Sturmatem:** There's a flaw in your logic. It only remains at +0 if everyone complies with the experiment. What if people downvote because they find the article unfunny?
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> **Dr. Groop:** Please don't assume bad faith, doctor.
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> **Dr. Sturmatem:** Bad faith would be people //up//voting without flipping.
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> **Dr. Solstice:** If people downvote the article for being unfunny, people will also upvote it for being funny, thus bringing the rating back to +0, yes?
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> **Dr. Groop:** That defeats the whole point!
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> **Dr. Deville:** I think we're missing something crucial. What if the reader has no coin to flip? Wouldn't they downvote the article for being unfinished?
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> **Dr. Fisch:** We ought to add a [*https://www.google.com/search?q=coin+flip&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS848US848&oq=coin+flip&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i433i512j0i67j0i433i512l3j0i512l3.2729j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 link] or something.
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> **Dr. Funderburk:** Is that cc-compliant?
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> **Dr. Rex:** Wait, wait, wait. Let's assume, here, that //everyone// follows the rules. Coin, boom, vote. What if the article naturally trends towards -20?
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> **Dr. Solstice:** ...
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> **Dr. Deville:** ...
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> **Dr. Sturmatem:** ...
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> **Dr. Fisch:** ...
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> **Dr. Groop:** I //did// say "theoretically".

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> **Dr. Groop:** Well.
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> **Dr. Sturmatem:** Better luck next time.

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> **Name:** BradmanAllenToss.jpg
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> **Source Link:** [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:BradmanAllenToss.jpg Wikimedia Commons]
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