Link to article: SCP-8072.
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===== [[include component:preview text=How bad do you want it?]] ===== [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block-peppo |name=garbage.jpg |caption=SCP-8072 |width=300px ]] **Item #:** SCP-8072 **Object Class:** Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8072 may be kept in any standard storage locker when not being tested. **Description:** SCP-8072 is a steel garbage can. SCP-8072 has several properties that a garbage can normally cannot have: # SCP-8072 wears glasses. # SCP-8072 is a picky eater. # SCP-8072 is polyamorous. # SCP-8072 travels for work. # SCP-8072 is monogamous.[[footnote]]The contradiction with property #3 is noted.[[/footnote]] # SCP-8072 is very flirtatious. # SCP-8072 has dyed red hair. # SCP-8072 enjoys country music. # SCP-8072 is attracted to women. # SCP-8072 has been married twice. # SCP-8072 uses recreational drugs. # SCP-8072 is disgusted by anal sex. # SCP-8072 is a high school dropout. Note that SCP-8072 has //no// unusual properties besides those listed here, including those that would normally be prerequisites for the stated anomalies. For example, SCP-8072 has no hair, despite having dyed red hair. This suggests that these properties are extrinsic, rather than intrinsic, to SCP-8072. [[footnoteblock]] [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-8071]]] | SCP-8072 | [[[SCP-8073]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] > **Filename:** garbage.jpg > **Author:** X posid > **License:** CC0 Public Domain > **Source Link:** [https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=75668&picture=trash-can PublicDomainPictures.net] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]