SCP-8476

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{{ANOMALOUS ITEM}}
{{"DISRUPTIVE PAPERCLIP"}}
{{CLASS AND DESIGNATION PENDING}}

{{UNABLE TO DEVISE CONTAINMENT}}
{{@@                 @@PROCEDURES}}

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{{FOUND IN MY CLOSET. TEMP 67°}}
{{SINCE DISCOVERY, MOST OBJECTS HAVE}}
{{BEEN UNSUITABLE FOR THEIR INTENDED}}
{{PURPOSE. FORM FACTOR MATERIAL PROPERTIES}}
{{ALL WRONG. PENIS FINE BUT BOWL [Illegible]}}
{{TOO COLD TO LEAVE HOUSE, PILLS WERE}}
{{@@                              @@HELP}}

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{{LOST THE CLIP. EFFECTS PERSIST.}}
{{PROBABLY COULDN'T PICK IT UP}}
{{ANYWAYS, SMALL MIRACLE I GOT IT}}
{{IN THE BOWL TO BEGIN WITH.}}

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{{FOUND THINGS TO EAT}}
{{AFTER __MUCH__ TRIAL &}}
{{@@  @@ERROR.}}
{{@@  @@ATTACKED BY CAT WHEN}}
{{@@  @@I TASTED IT. NOT}}
{{@@  @@ACTIVELY HOSTILE BUT}}
{{@@  @@POTENTIAL HAZARD}}

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{{NET WT 7.9 OZ (223g) [Illegible]}}

{{TIMEPIECE STOPPED AT}}
{{7.9 223. TOO CLOUDY TO}}
{{INFER PASSAGE OF TIME.}}

{{__PROBABLY__ NOT TEMPORAL}}
{{ANOMALY.}}

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{{INFURIATED. FEEL LIKE AN ALIEN IN}}
{{HOSTILE ENVIRONS. I REMEMBER BEING}}
{{AN EFFECTIVE PARTICIPANT IN THE}}
{{WORLD, BUT ONLY AS A DREAM.}}

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{{MAYBE I'M NOT TRYING}}
{{HARD ENOUGH. IS IT}}
{{THIS MUCH WORK FOR}}
{{EVERYONE?}}

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{{FOUND IT!}}

{{[Illegible]}}

{{END OF BOWL ONE}}

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{{SORRY ABOUT HANDWRITING}}
{{AND DIGRESSIONS. FACTS ABOUT}}
{{THE CLIT:}}

{{- DOESN'T MOVE IN LINE OF SIGHT}}
{{- METALLIC AND FLEXIBLE}}
{{- APPEARANCE CONSISTENT IN PHOTOS}}
{{@@                     @@AND REALITY}}

{{- NOT __REMOTELY__ HORNY ENOUGH}}
{{@@  @@TO TEST ITS INTENDED FUNCTION.}}
{{@@  @@DON'T JUDGE ME FOR OWNING IT}}

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{{IT WOULD BE EASIER}}
{{IF I WAS __TOTALLY__}}
{{USELESS. THEN I COULD JUST}}
{{CURL UP AND WAIT FOR HELP.}}

{{BUT I CAN WRITE, SO I}}
{{HAVE TO __TRY__.}}

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{{WHAT A CRUEL JOKE.}}

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{{HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL SUFFICE.}}

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