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**This work contains CWs for:** extremely abusive language, implicit misogyny, xenophobia, references to racism and workplace/spousal abuse.

SCP-8525 : Santa Baby by [[*user xexnoncores]] and [[*user newfangler]]
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++++ NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION 

The following file, as of today’s date 11:52PM CST, 12/25/2024, is considered incomplete and in violation of rules 23.2a[[footnote]]SCP files are not to contain personal information about its author unless otherwise authorized.[[/footnote]] and rule 47.1c[[footnote]]SCP files are to follow the Neutrality Code as outlined by the Ethics Committee unless otherwise authorized by three members on the committee or O5 approval.[[/footnote]] of the Official Foundation Documentation Guidelines, along with various other professional conduct rules as outlined in the Director’s Handbook. Director Ochako Nakamura has been reprimanded for the accidental dissemination of this and the inappropriate behavior displayed within it; she will be demoted swiftly at the next O5 council meeting.

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And the prophet answered: “It is writ large about the bases of Pegāna’s mountains, upon which sit the gods: ‘Thine Enemies Are Forgiven.’”[[/span]]
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//Director Jones commentary//—The above is also one of Director Nakamura’s favorite books. Please remember the Foundation does not pay you to talk about your interests.
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[[span class="hili markerorange"]] Blah blah something about public not knowing about it, dissuading belief in Santa Claus blah blah cultural dissemination of the notion he’s a hoax by foundation embeds in the us government, paying off the UIU to stop investigating this because one of their agents has a secret Santa fetish they think they can hide from us[[/span]] [[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]]Man, what am I going to tell my kid? The magic of the holidays already doesn’t hit the same way it used to. This fucking sucksssssss. Just what I needed after that bitchsucker screws me on alimony payments…[[/span]][[/footnote]]

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SCP-8525 is the collective designation given to several anomalous projects overseen by GoI-012 ("[[[ir000281-ch000265-rb000279-what-are-we-to-do |Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd.]]]"), with the goal of extracting material resources from PoI-025 ("Santa Claus"), along with all projects undertaken by him and his associates through coercion or force.

SCP-8525 has had various incarnations throughout GoI-012's existence; the first known project of this kind emerging circa 1915 under the name //GOLDHARK//, which was helmed by Sir Godwin Theseus Carter—traditionally, operations against PoI-025 are formulated and carried out by [[span class="hili markerred"]] the dumbest idiot British guy they have at that stupid company[[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]] I still cannot believe my daughter inherited my ex’s British accent. Five years living in Japan and you think she’d have gotten over it, but no! No! God. I’m such a terrible mother.[[/span]][[/footnote]][[/span]] with some exceptions. [[span class="hili markerorange"]]like how one of the stupid marshalls got into a fistfight with one of our undercovers in 04 because they genuinely didn’t believe in santa claus.[[/span]] [[span class="hili markeryellow"]] also all of the damage caused in the skirmish got written off as a tax break?????[[/span]][[footnote]]It is currently unknown if the damage caused by Incident 012-6123 was actually able to be written off by GoI-012. The more accurate information to have put here was that the agent was dismembered and baked into Christmas cookies for a one young PoI-012-04, a.k.a Iris Darke.[[/footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]] how the fuck do they always get away with that cockshit i need to go ask [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/application-to-form-mtf-mu3-supplementary-docs dunn] about this again[[/span]]

Since 2015, SCP-8525 is showing an unusual rate of success. Intel from various sting operations indicate GoI-012 has hindered 45% of production and performance capabilities of PoI-025, significantly hampering the global outreach previously maintained by him and his associates.

Projects under the SCP-8525 designation are currently known to include:
* **BLACKDOG:** [[span class="hili markerorange"]] >+*%aaaa*~~~~~~~~~[[span class="invisible"]] Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahsjzbsisnzhsnzkshsjzhsjznjszhjshzjshzjsjzjwusjsjiwuznxhehdbsbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbid est laborum e a ><><><><><>___________lap I wantskskskskm want AHHHHHHHHHHH[[/span]]jaaawwa-92722[[/span]][[footnote]]Original text seems to have been corrupted by a misplaced internal command. Please remember that the “span” class and the “div” class cannot be used interchangeably.[[/footnote]] This subsidiary has no known name, though it is consistently identifiable by the "sound of sleighbells", "the smell of chestnuts roasting on an open fire", and "the laughter of gingerbread men".
* **MANCHILD:** [[span class="hili markerred"]]This is what I called my husband once when he wouldn’t clean up the fucking dog shit that sprayed all over the floor at Thanksgiving. //You// left three sticks of butter out, Daryl, it is not my fault the dog’s insides liquified and that diarrhea got blasted all over the floor that I then //slipped in!!!!!//[[/span]]
* **SNOWSLED:** Using thaumo-memetic manipulation tactics, hundreds of artificially created changelings have been seeded throughout the history of SCP-8525 with the goal of collecting gifts from PoI-025 worth >15,000USD. Once Christmas occurs and PoI-025 delivers gifts to these artificial individuals, the families they belong to are retroactively terminated, and the gifts collected by GoI-012 agents. 
* **BLOODWORK:** BLOODWORK is the collective designation for all GoI-012 militia-backed action against PoI-025.

[[span class="hili markeryellow"]] As SCP-8525 poses an unacceptable risk to the stability of the Veil of Normalcy [[/span]][[footnote]]SCP-8525 has since been concluded to not pose a substantial threat to normalcy due to an initial overestimation of the visibility of SCP-8525 projects.[[/footnote]], the Foundation has ceased its own hostilities towards PoI-025 in order to bring an end to the conflict.
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[[span class="hili markerorange"]]**Operational Personnel:** Special Agent Nora Fang (Internal Affairs), Dr. Janelle Wisnosky[[/span]][[span class="hili markerred"]][[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]] daryl had a fetish for these fucking weirdos these donkeycock cutesy anime looking catgirls and their delicate smooth skin and nya uwu cute bottoms this woman makes me SICK. SICK. I wonder if daryl cheated on me with her too itd have been the third one !!!!! [[/span]][[/footnote]][[/span]][[span class="hili markerorange"]](Decommissioning), Henrietta Hopper, Esq. (Procurement and Liquidation), Site-49 Director Andrea Hussie[[/span]][[footnote]]Operational personnel should be listed by their associated MTF squads, if they have them.[[/footnote]]

[[span class="hili markerorange"]]**External Associates:** PoI-025 (hereafter referred to as "Mr. Claus" or "Santa Claus")[[footnote]]Persons of Interest are not to be referred to by their official names in Foundation documentation, such as to avoid encouraging unnecessary empathy.[[/footnote]] employees of the Claus workshop[[/span]]
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//Director Jones commentary—//it seems like below Director Nakamura accidentally condensed several entire sections into a single footnote. Please remember to keep track of your footnote tags when you are writing documents. It also seems like much of the information within said footnote is mislabeled (this includes parts of SCP-8525, along with PoI designations), to the point where it confuses me what happened and what didn’t. It is to remain unannotated outside of pointing out the formatting errors until I can get with Roger Dunn about SCP-8525 intel.
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 [[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerorange"]]The following is an overview of the pertinent exchanges of 2024.

**DOCUMENT 00 [PoI-002 BRIEFING] --** Mr. Claus and the counter-COPPERCOBALT Foundation team were introduced on December 1st, 2024, at base of operations Site-49. See transcript:
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**DOCUMENT 01 [BLACKDOG] --** Reports from white people town, Wisconsin, USA indicate an increase in morally reprehensible behavior among the children of the town. (god what does that mean? ?? ) While confirmed to be a BLACKDOG-related phenomenon, no action could be taken at the time without minor (haha minor) destabilization in mail-delivery activities. Shortly after, tensions in Guiseppi escalated, culminating in the local mall being commandeered by a children's street gang. The Foundation stepped in under the guise of being federal agents at this point. See transcript:
[[div class="blockquote"]] FUCK THIS BULLSHIT I DONT WANNA LISTEN TO MORE OF THESE

but I have to don’t I

Ahhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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**DOCUMENT 02 [MANCHILD] --** The (insert these guys later), and two other presently unidentified terrorist groups attacked an express train shipment of figs from the underground lair of PoI-003 while inbound to a ballsack dipshit-operated workshop. The elves were in dire need of reinforcements against the belligerents, thus the Foundation used a rudimentary teleportation device to send personnel onto the train without detection. See transcript:
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**DOCUMENT 03 [SNOWSLED] --** On Christmas Day, the town of Geisterfluss (HOW IS THAT A REAL NAME? How is europe a real place), Germany experienced several bursts of don’t care See transcript:

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**DOCUMENT 04 [BLOODWORK] --** PoI-003's lair was destroyed by a burst of hypersonic nuclear shitfarts 
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[[span class="hili markerorange"]] +++++ ADDENDUM -- ESCALATION AND CEASFIRE[[/span]][[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]]I wish hed have ceasedfired the escaltuon okay i wanted a kid i wanted another kid . I wanted another girl you goddamn whore you stupid cockroach aborted bitch i hope you choke on my dildos[[/span]][[/footnote]]
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[[span class="hili markerorange"]]something about a massive epic war about capitalists versus Santa Claus I don’t know man I’m being asked to transcribe audio files on Christmas man[[/span]][[span class="hili markerred"]]like whate even are some of these? Oh my god is Santa dead? Did this Percival[[/span]][[span class="hili markeryellow"]]vampire[[/span]][[footnote]]PoI-012-01 a.k.a Percival Darke and PoI-012-04 are not vampires. They are merely cannibals who occasionally drink blood.[[/footnote]][[span class="hili markerred"]]capitalist fucking eat him? I hate whoever this Iris is called so much she sounds like she needs a sock shoved down her throat so badly. She needs so much punched out of her and shoved up her tiny white british asshole I bet it smells like the horses dumb British people fuck . my ex always got mad when I said that and that noooo the actual stereotype is that the welsh are sheep-shaggers but who cares I got the things wrong okay man its youe fault your queen colonized the rest of the world. your peepeople cared more aboiyt horses than the peoplel so wouldn’t they ? Why wouldn’t they? ashamed of it white man? ashamed of me ? ashamed of me the same way your mom was? your sister? your fucking grandmother? your racist yaukiam ape grandmother? fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you 

Man. I hate this so muchwhoput me in charge of this I wanna go home I don’t wanna listen to these violent tapes the blood is making me vomit vomitboisinksjskjsjvoemoywt

someone just killed someone else in this with a stocking full of coal[[/span]]
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> **Postscript Interview:** [[span class="invisible"]] [[span class="hili markerorange"]]Director Sal of the Fire Supression Department can kiss my tight little cunt honestly. You want to keep me working here? You want me to not kill myself with a shoelace and a rubber ducky? Because I’m so fucking good at my job? Shove a rod up your ass. Piss yourself, shit yourself, and then eat it all, coming back to me after I know you’ve fucked some secretary in it. You snake. You pig. You goddamn whore waste of space. I should have leaked those dick pics you saved on that USB. Your goddamn micropenis, what fucking thing we got in here that did that to you, huh? Huh? Is that why you lead the FSD now? Did they get you with that too? If they did, I hate you. I hate what you did to my dog. I almost got RABIES. It almost gave me RABIES at my daughter’s Fortnite Friday party!!!!!! Fuck you fuck fuckyfkcu jdjjhksjsjn EAT YOUR OWN PEN CHOKE ON IT SUCK ON IT LIKE THE ABORTION YOU ARE
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//Director Jones commentary//—The above text is missing its visibility, somehow. I’m not sure how that happened, especially because it is still able to be copy-pasted. 
I’m unsure of whether or not to recommend the necessary discipline for the contents as would normally be enacted. Public discussion of Fire Suppression Department activities is normally grounds for severe demotion, but Director Nakamura’s behavior throughout this document has lead me to wonder if this was an intentional act on her behalf to relieve herself of her current position. If so, it would show she is clever enough to remain at the Foundation, so it may be more beneficial to put her on a heavy dose of amnestics than demote her. 
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The altercation ended with [[span class="hili markerorange"]] with one of these guys donating like [[/span]][[span class="hili markerred"]]literally the cost a burger king combo because elves are fucking stupid. my lifelong dream of fucking a hot white chocolate Legolas dnd elf is out the window now[[footnote]] [[span class="hili markerred"]] I only wanted to give my daughter the best life I can’t parent her all by myself[[/span]][[/footnote]], APPARENTLY, because they’re all fucking toy makers and two feet tall. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK[[/span]]

[[span class="hili markerred"]] if they didn’t actually kill santa i hope he kills my ex-husband for Christmas. and if they did i hope they terminate me on this stupid job instead. I hope we all fucking die, merry fucking kill yourself[[/span]]
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