SCP-8590

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= **SCP-8590** — //Dale//
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**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8590 is currently uncontained. While a reality warper, SCP-8590 does not currently pose a threat to the veil. Containment procedures are to be focused on tracking and documenting SCP-8590’s manifestations and behavior until it can be successfully, permanently contained.

**Description:** SCP-8590 is a 32-year-old human male with reality-warping abilities, including teleportation, manifestation of objects, manipulation of a person's memory, and omniscience.

SCP-8590 uses the combination of its incredibly powerful abilities to work menial, low-paying jobs. 

SCP-8590 appears throughout the contiguous United States, usually in the Midwest. How SCP-8590 chooses its locations is unknown; there does not appear to be a pattern. Identification on SCP-8590’s person (name tags, driver's license, etc) only displays the name "Dale." The positions SCP-8590 holds change rapidly based on no known factor; most likely, SCP-8590 simply decides to have a new job and does so.

**Addendum 8590.1:** Discovery and Initial Interactions

During an unrelated investigation in Wisconsin, Foundation Agent Sarah Palmers encountered SCP-8590 when attempting to pick up a check from a local Goodwill.

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= **GOODWILL SURVEILLANCE VIDEO TRANSCRIPT**
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= **<<BEGIN LOG>>**

//(Palmers approaches SCP-8590 in an aisle. She is holding a vase.)//

**Palmers:** Excuse me?

**SCP-8590:** Hm.

**Palmers:** Is your manager here? I made a drop-off last week and needed to pick up my check.

**SCP-8590:** He's not here today.

**Palmers:** He said he would be here. Do you know when he'll be back?

**SCP-8590:** Not in my job description to know that.

**Palmers:** Alright. //[...]// Can you tell him to give me a call when he gets back?

**SCP-8590:** I don't really like talking to him.

**Palmers:** You're not being very helpful.

**SCP-8590:** That's your opinion.

**Palmers:** Uh... okay. I was looking at this vase. There's no sticker on it, do you know the price?

**SCP-8590:** Take it.

**Palmers:** Huh?

**SCP-8590:** I wouldn't care if you burned this place to the ground with me in it. Take the vase.

**Palmers:** Okay. Are you sure?

**SCP-8590:** I do not care.

**Palmers:** Alright. Thanks?

//(Palmers moves towards the exit.)//

**SCP-8590:** //(Shouting.)// The manager's not gonna let you back in the store if you steal that.

//(Palmers stops, then turns towards SCP-8590.)//

**Palmers:** I'm not stealing anything.

**SCP-8590:** You didn't pay for that.

**Palmers:** You literally told me to take it.

**SCP-8590:** I'm not gonna stop you from stealing. I'm just letting you know the manager isn't gonna be happy. He'd probably ban you.

**Palmers:** Then let me buy the fucking thing!

**SCP-8590:** There's no need to use that language, ma'am.

//(SCP-8590 and Agent Palmers walk back to the cash register.)//

**SCP-8590:** Is that all today?

**Palmers:** Jesus fu— yes. That's all.

//(SCP-8590 scans the vase 100 times. Palmers stares, clearly losing patience.)//

**SCP-8590:** That'll be two thousand dollars.

**Palmers:** Are you out of your mind?

**SCP-8590:** No.

**Palmers:** Two //thousand// dollars?

**SCP-8590:** Yeah.

**Palmers:** That's not odd to you?

**SCP-8590:** I scanned it a hundred times.

**Palmers:** Why the hell would you do that?

**SCP-8590:** You didn't stop me. I thought you wanted a hundred of them.

**Palmers:** I don't //want// a hundred vases. I want one.

**SCP-8590:** You should have said that. 

**Palmers:** This is absurd!

**SCP-8590:** Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

**Palmers:** No no no. Don't worry. I'm on my way out anyway.

= **<<END LOG>>**
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= **PARKING LOT SURVEILLANCE VIDEO TRANSCRIPT**
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= **<<BEGIN LOG>>**

//(Agent Palmers' car is being towed.)//

**Palmers:** You've got to be kidding me!

//(Palmers jogs to the tow truck. SCP-8590 is driving.)//

**Palmers:** The hell? Are you towing my car because I didn't buy your vase?

**SCP-8590:** Ma'am, that wouldn't make any sense. You double parked in the handicap section.

**Palmers:** No— I... did I? I guess I did. Can you just help me out?

**SCP-8590:** There's going to be a fine.

**Palmers:** How much?

**SCP-8590:** Do you want a hundred cars or just the one?

**Palmers:** Oh my god. Just //my// car.

**SCP-8590:** Two thousand dollars.

**Palmers:** Are you serious?

**SCP-8590:** I'm just doing my job.

**Palmers:** //(Mumbling)// Stupid goddamn— Here.

//(Palmers retrieves 2,000 dollars in cash from her handbag and hands it to SCP-8590.)//

**SCP-8590:** Would you like a bag?

**Palmers:** What? //[...]// Sure?

**SCP-8590:** Okay.

//(SCP-8590 exits the tow truck and wraps the car in a car-sized plastic bag.)//

**SCP-8590:** Have a nice day.

= **<<END LOG>>**
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= **PALMERS STATION SURVEILLANCE VIDEO TRANSCRIPT**
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= **<<BEGIN LOG>>**

//(Agent Palmers' arrives home. She walks into the kitchen and places the very large plastic bag under the sink. Palmers steps in a puddle, then looks up. Her upstairs shower caused a leak in the kitchen.)//

**Palmers:** Goddamn it!

//(Agent Palmers calls a plumber.)//

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//(A doorbell is rung. Agent Palmers approaches the door. SCP-8590 is waiting on the other side.)//

**Palmers:** There's no way! Not you //again//!

**SCP-8590:** I was called about a leak.

**Palmers:** How many jobs do you have?

**SCP-8590:** I'm just trying to feed my family, ma'am. 

**Palmers:** Do you know what you're doing? 

**SCP-8590:** I'm a plumber.

**Palmers:** Are you accredited?

**SCP-8590:** I am a plumber.

**Palmers:** Oh my god. Oh my god. //[...]// Whatever.

//(Agent Palmers guides SCP-8590 to the location of the leak.)//

**Palmers:** Here.

**SCP-8590:** Hm. Interesting. 

**Palmers:** What is?

**SCP-8590:** You have a leak.

**Palmers:** I think I'm losing my mind.

//(SCP-8590 looks at the leaking ceiling.)//

**SCP-8590:** Mhm. Alright. I see.

**Palmers:** What? What do you see?

**SCP-8590:** There's a leak here. I said that already.

//(Agent Palmers cups her head in her hands.)//

**Palmers:** Can— can you fix it?

**SCP-8590:** Yes. This is just a routine pipe replacement.

**Palmers:** Perfect. Thank you.

**SCP-8590:** Wait. 

**Palmers:** What's wrong?

**SCP-8590:** One more thing.

**Palmers:** What?

**SCP-8590:** Do you want a hundred pipes or just the one?

= **<<END LOG>>**
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