Scp-8880+7-J

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**Item #:** SCP-8887-J

**Object Class:** My math teacher said its okay even though its not

**Special Containment Procedures:** None, because everyone else thinks that math is important and "normal" despite the fact that it is absolutely, definitely anomalous.[[footnote]]By that I mean it can annihilate that wrinkly organ everyone has on their heads. And makes people fail in exams[[/footnote]]

**Description:** SCP-8887-J, also known as "Mathematics" is not only a brain fucker, it also rhymes with "memetics" which already raises my suspicion of it being anomalous. It's basically just a bunch of nonsense that somehow became related in making foods.[[footnote]]I am being serious, even though this is a Joke SCP. Search it up.[[/footnote]]

**Discovery:** The discovery of SCP-8887-J's anomalous effects was when I failed my math quiz. I swear my answers were right, these devil fucked calculators are always giving wrong answers.

**Addendum 1+1:** Seriously, why can't 1 + 1 just be 11? Where did 2 even come from? Additionally, 2 doesn't even look like the combination of a 1 and a 1. Basically they are saying 1 + 1 = 2? How?

**Addendum Algebra:** Somehow letters found their way into this chaotic world of numbers. Discovery of "Algebra" was when I was in 7th Grade, my math teacher said a + b = c, now how the fuck does that work. Like, a + b doesn't even equal to c, they're letters for god's sake. Then the teachers will just add numbers to these letters not knowing letters and numbers have been on war since I was 6.

**Addendum Real Analysis:** no.

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