Link to article: SCP-9001-J.
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[[include :scp-wiki:theme:black-highlighter-theme]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-9001-J **Object Class:** Euclid --(Maybe Keter)-- **Special Containment Procedures:** Personnel are instructed to avoid the topic.[[footnote]] Researcher Ukog's note: //I swear, it has already been stated ████ ████ times by now, just stop guys.//[[/footnote]] **Description:** SCP-9001-J is an anomalous sentence that --makes people lose their shit-- causes unusual behavior in individuals exposed to it. Testing has proven that said behaviors include breaking objects nearby, fainting, and uttering sentences such as "impossible", "unbelievable", and "it must be a mistake." SCP-9001-J isn't included in this file to prevent its memetic effects. The cause behind SCP-9001-J's anomalous effects on humans remains unknown. **Discovery:** SCP-9001-J was first registered when junior researcher Appan questioned senior researcher Ategev regarding the number of current known anomalies by the Foundation. After a quick research, Ategev answered the aforementioned question, while smashing his own cellphone with just one hand until it broke into pieces, demonstrating superhuman strength for a brief moment (it is unclear if that was caused by SCP-9001-J's anomalous properties, or not.) Upon Ategev's answer, Appan screamed: //"It can't be... OVER ████???"// and proceeded to punch his own laptop, destroying it as well. **Addendum ████ ████:** As of now, the number of registered incidents caused by SCP-9001-J around the globe exceeds 9000. [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]