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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-9139-J **Object Class:** Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9139-1-J is to be held in the //Low Security - Humanoid// wing of Site-19. Under its request, it is to be provided the following amenities: * An AM/FM Radio * A "warm-lighted" lamp[[footnote]]Note: Light emitted by the lamp is not to exceed 565nm in wavelength; commonly known as the color yellow.[[/footnote]] * A selection of various texts, including //On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft//, //Atomic Habits//, and //The Elements of Style//. Texts similar to these are to provided upon request by SCP-9139-J and approval from the on-shift HMCL Supervisor.[[footnote]]Note: These texts may be annotated by SCP-9139-1-J, but to prevent the effect of SCP-9139-J, it is not recommended that SCP-9139-1-J annotate for longer than 20 minutes at a time.[[/footnote]] SCP-9139-1-J's privilege to in-person human interaction is to be revoked following Incident-9139-3-J. Until it demonstrates neutralization of SCP-9139-J[[footnote]]Note: Judgement will be given by Head Researcher Stephen Lynch[[/footnote]], requests to allow in-person human interaction are to be denied. At this time, SCP-9139-1-J's human interaction is to consist exclusively of motivational seminars, co-working sessions, and amicable teasing. **Description:** SCP-9139-J is the inability for SCP-9139-1-J, also known as Senior Researcher Jack Alrated, to write memorandums, addendums, classification justifications, business e-mails, or subresearcher notes for the SCP Foundation. Following an extensive battery of tests[[footnote]]Note: See Initial SCP-9139-J Classification Logs[[/footnote]], it has been determined that this inability to perform necessary, career-advancing, work is not borne out of mundane causes. To summarize the Initial SCP-9139-J Classification Logs, a chart has been attached: ||~ Mundane Explanation ||~ Disqualifying Factors || || SCP-9139-J is the result of laziness, irresponsibility, or ineffective time management on the part of SCP-9139-1-J || Due to the past performance of SCP-9139-1-J, an ability or skill deficit is not a sufficient explanation for SCP-9139-J. Furthermore, SCP-9139-J demonstrates the ability to use these skills in areas outside of official SCP Foundation-based work. || || SCP-9139-J is a luck-based phenomenon that prevents SCP-9139-1-J from being mentally capable of finishing bureaucratic work. || SCP-9139-1-J remains capable of work that is essentially the same as what falls under the purview of SCP-9139-J -- the sole determining factor is the involvement of the SCP Foundation in any capacity. || || SCP-9139-J is an infohazard which solely affects SCP-9139-1-J's ability to recognize the SCP Foundation in a professional capacity.|| SCP-9139-1-J remains capable of defining and discussing the SCP Foundation with the capability of a Senior Researcher with Clearance Level 4. SCP-9139-1-J is also adamant that they desire to perform their previous duties for the SCP Foundation, suggesting an awareness of how to execute said duties. || || SCP-9139-J is a previously undefined neurological condition which affects the ability of those afflicted with it to perform actions that they associate with professional work. || SCP-9139-1-J possesses the ability to perform household and rote work, including basic chores, creative writing, and programming. As a result, it is the judgement of Head Researcher Stephen Lynch that SCP-9139-1-J //is// capable of conceptualizing and executing the basic ideas and conceptions related with his former work. || **Addendum 9139.1-J:** On 07/12/25, SCP-9139-1-J requested an interview with Dr. Mark Dunn. A transcript of this interview is provided below. [[div class="blockquote"]] SCP-9139-1-J: Hello, Doctor. I trust that your way here's gone well? Dr. Dunn: It did, it did, thank you for asking. Now, what did you call this meeting for, 9139? SCP-9139-1-J: Oh, I wanted to... uh.... Dr. Dunn: ...You did have a reason, didn't you? SCP-9139-1-J: Wait, wait, I've got it somewhere... <SCP-9139-1-J removes a scrap of paper from their pocket and places it on the table. Dr. Dunn smirks and looks at it with apparent exasperation.> Dr. Dunn: Did you really- SCP-9139-1-J: -Yes, I wrote it down on a piece of paper! Dr. Dunn: Was... that necessary? SCP-9139-1-J: Yes it was; I didn't want to forget what the point of this meeting was. Dr. Dunn: Wait -- why would you forget that? As I recall it, it's not easy to set up and succesfully obtain a voluntary interview. SCP-9139-1-J: Well, I know, but the point is, the reason I wanted to have an interview is because... <SCP-9139-1-J looks at the paper in horror.> Dr. Dunn: Well? <Dr. Dunn takes the scrap of paper from SCP-9139-1-J. He frowns.> [[/div]] Following the events of Addendum 9139-J.1, Dr. Dunn requested a copy of the Voluntary Interview Form submitted by SCP-9139-1-J. No text on the form was intelligible, including the preprinted questions. The effects of SCP-9139-1-J are currently being investigated for a potential increase in scope. [[footnoteblock]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]