SCP-9725

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**Item #:** SCP-9725

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** Knowledge of SCP-9725 is limited to personnel with Level-4 and above clearance.

SCP-9725-1 is to be kept in a high-security anomalous object locker. No experiments involving the object are to take place without the approval of both Director Diaghilev and Doctor Everwood. 

**Description:** SCP-9725 are the steps necessary for the creation of homunculi. A digital replication is available for viewing in Attached Document 9725-A.

SCP-9725-1 is a light-colored clay used in the creation of humanoid homunculi originally created by Dr. Wondertainment. The object's anomalous properties are not activated unless a specific ritual involving the use of various aethers is performed.

**Attached Document 9725-A** The following is a digital replication of SCP-9725, with steps and information redacted to prevent the replication of SCP-9725-1.

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++ PRODUCT FORMULA  ARCHIVE
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This is a bit of a bizarre experiment, but I think we've finally managed to get it to work, and we hope this will be the start of a wonderful idea. I sincerely hope you can enjoy your own experiments in this same line whenever you feel comfortable doing so.

__MIXTURE INGREDIENTS__
# One hair of a unicorn
# A miner's inch of morning dew
# ██████████████
# A whiff of whimsy
# A spark of thought
# An acorn from the **##green|woods without words##**
# Twenty pounds of clay powder
# ██████████████████████
# [[[SCP-4468|One young somatic essence]]]
# A breath of Air Aether to give life
# A splash of Water Aether to give shape
# A billow of Fire Aether to hold form
# A name, because no being should be without a name

This amount will yield enough base for 20 units.

First, assemble the ingredients in a █████ bowl. Mix the solution with Water Aether, then breathe in the Air Aether once shaped. Next, blast it with Fire Aether to ensure it holds shape for about an hour and give them 15 minutes to cool off. When sufficiently cooled, Air Aether must be applied to finish it off. Once done with Aethers, simply give your newfound friend a name and they shall spring to life!

Remember, only make one at a time. The base does not go bad, so take as long as you like to think on who and what you want to make. A life is a life, no matter whose it is.

- Cornelius
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**Addendum 9725.01**: With the approval of the Cross-test Committee, SCP-9725 project lead Dr. Everwood proposed a joint effort between the Alchemy Department and the GoI-386 Research Department to better understand SCP-9725 via the execution of its instructions in creating a homunculus (prospectively SCP-9725-2). Director Diaghilev agreed to a meeting for the purpose of exploring the potential project.

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= **<BEGIN LOG>**

//[Diaghilev enters the conference room. Everwood stands to meet him.]//

**Everwood:** Director.

**Diaghilev:** Doctor.

**Diaghilev:** You know, I've given your proposal a bit of thought. Even did a bit of research into what a "Little Mister" is.

**Everwood:** Oh? What do you think?

**Diaghilev:** Of all the uses one could have for a homunculus, [[[scp-629|anomalous children's entertainment]]] is not one that I envisioned. This Wondertainment person must be quite the specialist in their field if the Foundation has taken an interest in children's music.

**Everwood:** There's more to it than that. There are all sorts of anomalous toys and other such things that Wondertainment makes. Plus they have a pocket dimension city called Wonder World tee-ehm.

**Diaghilev:** Wonder World tee-ehm? Why did I just say 'tee-ehm' after saying 'Wonder World' tee-ehm? Oh. //Davai.//

**Everwood:** We don't know for sure yet, but we believe it may have to do with some sort of anomalous trademark. 

**Diaghilev:** Anomalous trademark, what th-- No. Anyway, back to the matter at hand, I don't know if you're aware, but homunculi are not easy to create and require a very specific set of--

**Everwood:** Instructions? Yes, I know. And I have them right here. //[Everwood reaches into their bag and produces a manilla folder. They then slide it along the table to Diaghilev.]//

**Diaghilev:** Oh. I see you came prepared.

//[Diaghilev opens the folder and reads through Document 9725-A. He scoffs.]//

**Everwood:** That doesn't sound good.

**Diaghilev:** What kind of blithering idiot wrote these instructions? They completely misnamed the Aethers! And these ingredients. A whiff of whimsy? A miner's inch of morning dew? These aren't real measurements, much less real ingredients. 

**Everwood:** Except they are real ingredients.

//[Everwood reaches into their bag again and produces a second manilla folder, which they slide across the table to Diaghilev. Diaghilev opens the folder with a sigh and reads the contents of the document.]// 

**Diaghilev:** So apparently a whiff of whimsy is the delight of a child, and the morning dew is actually morning dew. At least obtaining a unicorn hair isn't a challenge nowadays. How... creative. Where would we even get a child? 

**Everwood:** We have [[[scp-8726|Researcher James]]] in my department.

**Diaghilev:** I... what? You have a child in your department?

**Everwood:** He's six years old.

**Diaghilev:** Fine. I'm willing to accept that you have a child in your department that researches an anomalous children's band and the company that manipulates them. But how do you know all of this is accurate?

**Everwood:** Remember Wonder World tee-ehm?

**Diaghilev:** How could I forget? 

**Everwood:** We offer amnesty programs for citizens who want to leave Wonder World tee-ehm and enter the non-anomalous world. In exchange for information on their employer, we set them up with everything necessary to survive on the outside. We had a recent Wonder University flunky approach our department with knowledge on how to make the Misters, which were discontinued in the early 90's. 

**Diaghilev:** Wonder... University.

**Everwood:** It's like a normal university except it teaches the history of the Wondertainment brand and its lines of products, economi--

**Diaghilev:** I don't need a full explanation.

//[Diaghilev sighs. There is a five-second silence.]//

**Everwood:** So...?

**Diaghilev:** This all seems quite ridiculous, Doctor.

**Everwood:** Doctor Wondertainment as a whole is a bit ridiculous but I don't let that take away from my enjoyment of learning more about it.

**Diaghilev:** And you understand that alchemy is not a toy to be played with, yes? It's a force to be respected. A single errant aether could kill you in an instant.

**Everwood:** Believe me, I understand. I pored over your research before contacting you. But you're the only one that can help me, Director.

**Diaghilev:** I am not certain you fully grasp how momentous the creation of a homunculus is. It is not something that any Alchemist simply just creates. 

**Everwood:** Then wouldn't you want to be known as //the// Alchemist who created one?

//[There is a brief silence.]//

**Diaghilev:** Even if I were to agree, I feel as if this agreement is a bit stacked in your favor. What do I get out of this deal?

**Everwood:** Aside from the recognition of being the Alchemist who created a homunculus for the Foundation? I don't know. What would you want?

**Diaghilev:** I want equal research rights to the homunculus. I've never had the chance to study one up close and this would be an excellent opportunity for me and my research. 

**Everwood:** Deal.

**Diaghilev:** Very well. You will have your homunculus, Doctor.

**Everwood:** Thank you. Sincerely. I can't wait to see what we learn.

= **<END LOG>**
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**Addendum 9725.02**: Following the meeting between Doctor Everwood and Director Diaghilev, efforts to obtain the necessary components to create the homunculus were undertaken by the Procurement and Liquidation Department. After the acquisition of all necessary components, a meeting between both parties was organized to discuss the fine details of the project. The meeting took place in Doctor Everwood's office in Site-55's Wondertainment Research Wing.

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= **<BEGIN LOG>**

//[Diaghilev enters the office. Everwood stands to greet him. James continues to play with a toy truck in the corner of the room.]//

**Everwood:** Hello and welcome to my humble little corner of Site-55.

**Diaghilev:** Greetings.

//[The two shake hands.]//

**Everwood:** That over there is Researcher James. James, come say hi to Director Diaghilev.

//[James looks up from his truck and waves to Diaghilev. Diaghilev approaches him and kneels.]//

**Diaghilev:** Hello, young man. It's nice to meet you.

**James:** You're old.

//[Diaghilev frowns and stands up.]//

**Everwood:** James, that's very rude. You shouldn't say that to people. I'm sorry, Director.

**Diaghilev:** How do you get anything done with a child in the office?

//[The group sits down.]//

**Everwood:** He has his days. Plus, it's useful to have a child on staff when most of the anomalies you deal with only work with children. Anyway, I heard from Helen that you finally got everything together for SCP-9725, and all we need to do now is put it together. How exciting!

**Diaghilev:** That is correct. Well, mostly correct. There is still one thing we haven't discussed.

**Everwood:** Oh? 

**Diaghilev:** I've been doing my own research on these Little Misters of yours. They all apparently have names that designate their anomalous property. Is that not right?

**Everwood:** That's right. 

**Diaghilev:** Well, one of the necessary ingredients is a name.

**Everwood:** That's correct. I've been putting off coming up with a name, to be honest.

**Diaghilev:** Fret not, Doctor. I have a suitable name for the resulting homunculus. 

**Everwood:** Do tell.

**Diaghilev:** Mister Diaghilev.

//[James slams his truck against the ground and mimics an explosion.]//

**Everwood:** Eh... I dunno about that.

**Diaghilev:** Oh come on now. It's perfect.

**Everwood:** If the name dictates its anomalous properties, don't you think it's a little dangerous to give a homunculus the ability to perform Alchemy?

**Diaghilev:** Exactly! That's why it's perfect. It will help me with my work as I study it.

**Everwood:** What if it doesn't want to help you and it instead uses its alchemic prowess to breach containment?

**Diaghilev:** I can handle myself around a treacherous opponent. 

**Everwood:** Okay, new rule; no naming the homunculus after ourselves. Not only is it egotistical, but it's also sure to create some unforeseen problems for us down the line.

//[Diaghilev folds his arms and rolls his eyes.]//

**Diaghilev:** Very well. Then what do you propose?

**Everwood:** I was thinking something along the lines of 'Mister Wondertainment'.

//[James rolls his truck along the ground and makes 'vroom' noises as it moves.]//

**Diaghilev:** I disagree. What if the homunculus picks up the properties of Doctor Wondertainment and breaches containment using its thaumaturgical //and// alchemical properties? 

**Everwood:** Hmm. The way I imagined it, it was more along the lines of the concept of the knowledge of Doctor Wondertainment, but I suppose we can't afford to leave that up to interpretation.  We need something simple. 

**Diaghilev:** Not to mention that for all we know, this Doctor Wondertainment is also an Alchemist. They did make this homunculus, after all.

**Everwood:** That's a good point. Maybe we need something simpler.

**Diaghilev:** For what it's worth, I agree with the idea that we need something simple. 

//[James puts down his truck and approaches them.]//

**Everwood:** Not now, buddy. We're a little busy.

**James:** Why not call him Mister Safe?

**Diaghilev:** Safe?

**James:** Like Safe, Yoo... Yoo... Yooklid, and Keter.

//[Everwood and Diaghilev look at one another.]//

**Everwood:** I... I think that could work.

**Diaghilev:** This kid is smart. You have a bright future ahead of you, young man.

**Everwood:** So are we settled on Mister Safe?

**Diaghilev:** It sounds agreeable to me.

= **<END LOG>**
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**Addendum 9725.03:** On 20/05/2022, the ritual to create the homunculus outlined by SCP-9725 was carried out by Director Diaghilev in Site-55's Experiment Chamber 22-Alpha. Present alongside Diaghilev was Doctor Everwood, Junior Alchemist [[[finding-balance|Arturo Genuomo]]], and Researcher James. The following is a log of recorded interaction while attempting to create SCP-9725-2.

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= **<BEGIN LOG>**

//[Diaghilev and Genuomo stand in front of a table containing the requisite materials placed near the center of the testing chamber. They are shoveling clay from a container onto the ground. Everwood sits behind the blast doors with James. Everwood is writing in their notebook and James is playing on his Nintendo Switch.]//

**Diaghilev:** I can't remember the last time I had to do physical labor. My back hurts.

**Genuomo:** It's not so bad, Director. Soon we will be done and we will have created our very own homunculus! 

**Everwood:** Sorry I can't help. Arm. //[Everwood points to their stump.]//

**Diaghilev:** Worry not, Doctor. We are almost done anyway.

//[The two continue shoveling for two minutes, at which point Diaghilev stops and approaches the other materials.]//

**Genuomo:** Alright. That should be the last of it. 

**Diaghilev:** Thank goodness. And now for the easy part.

//[Diaghilev turns to the table and begins dumping the pre-measured ingredients onto the clay.]//

**Diaghilev:** And that was the last of the morning dew. Now, all we need is the whiff of whimsy.  James, if you would be so kind?

//[James looks up from his Switch and stands. He turns to face Everwood.]//

**Everwood:** Go on, buddy. We need you in order for this to work.

//[James exits the observation room and enters the testing chamber. ]//

//[There is a ten-second silence.]//

**Diaghilev:** Well then. Do your thing, Mister James.

**James:** What am I supposed to do?

**Genuomo:** Be amazed, I suppose. 

**James:** I don't get it.

**Everwood:** You're gonna have to do something to wow him. 

**Genuomo:** I got this. My little cousins loved this back when I used to live at home.

//[Genuomo approaches James and performs a finger trick, appearing to have removed his finger.]//

**Genuomo:** Eh? Eh?

**Diaghilev:** What on earth are you doing, Arturo? 

**Everwood:** You're going to have to try harder than that. He's used to playing with Wondertainment toys so you're really going to have to knock his socks off.

**Diaghilev:** How are we meant to compete with a person whose entire purpose is to make children's toys? We're kind of out of our depth here.

**Everwood:** I could go get something from the lab and see if it inspires some awe in him.

**Genuomo:** I have an idea. You could demonstrate your alchemic prowess for him, Director. That's sure to wow anyone.

**Diaghilev:** No. Alchemy is not a toy.

**James:** What is alchemy?

**Diaghilev:** It is the weaving of the Aethers which bind reality together. To mess with alchemy is to mess with life itself.

**James:** I want to see mister old man do alchemy.

**Everwood:** His name is Director Diaghilev, James.

**James:** Director Di... Die... Dieolov. I want to see Director Dieolov do alchemy.

**Everwood:** Diaghilev. Di-a-ghi-lev. Diaghilev. Try again, buddy.

**James:** Die... Dia... Diahay... Diaghilev.

**Everwood:** Thank you. Director? 

**Diaghilev:** No.

**Genuomo:** Well, he is going to see you perform it anyway once we get him to produce the whimsy. So I figure why not give him a taste of it?

//[Diaghilev sighs and palms his face.]//

**Diaghilev:** Very well. But only once. And if that doesn't work, Doctor Everwood will go up to their lab and find a toy for him to play with.

**Everwood:** Deal. 

**Diaghilev:** Stand clear. Also, Arturo, move the table while you're at it.

//[James moves back towards the observation room. Genuomo shuffles the table formerly holding SCP-9725-1 and the other materials out of the way and places it against the corner of the testing chamber.]//

**Diaghilev:** Now pay attention, James, because I am only going to do this once.

//[Diaghilev closes his eyes and moves his arms in a circular motion, then extends his right hand forward. He forms a fist.]//

**Diaghilev:** //Ignis!// 

//[A plume of flame extends from Diaghilev's fist. It winds around his arm and shoulders, then extends to the other arm before extinguishing itself against the ground.]//

//[James begins clapping excitedly.]//

**James:** Whoa! Cool!

//[A purple wisp manifests overhead James. It quickly moves through the glass window of the observation room and into the testing chamber before suddenly swerving down towards the pile of materials in the middle of the chamber. The pile begins glowing with a similar purple aura.]//

**Everwood:** I think it worked! Quick, Director Diaghilev! 

//[Diaghilev turns to face the mixture and proceeds to douse it with Aequeous Aether. The mixture begins to coagulate into SCP-9725-1.]//

**Genuomo:** My turn!

//[Genuomo heats SCP-9725-1 with Igneous Aether, causing it to become semi-solid.]//

**Diaghilev:** What's next, Doctor?

**Everwood:** We need to let it cool so we can shape it. 

**Genuomo:** How long?

**Everwood:** An hour.

**James:** Alchemy is so cool! I want to be an alchemist.

**Diaghilev:** If only it were that easy, my child.

**Everwood:** So we have an hour to kill. Is anyone down for a game of cards? 

**Diaghilev:** What's your poison?

**James:** 52 pick-up! 

**Everwood:** No.

**James:** Go Fish?

**Everwood:** Poker. I love you, James, but I'm tired of playing 52 pick-up and Go Fish with you.

**James:** Aw...

//[Diaghilev and Genuomo approach the observation room. SCP-9725-1 glows in the background.]//

**Genuomo:** Count me in.

**Diaghilev:** Me too.

**James:** Can I play?

**Everwood:** Eh, sure. We'll teach you. 

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//[One hour of extraneous video feed expunged.]//
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//[James shows his cards to Everwood. They nod and whisper in his ear.]//

**James:** Full house!

**Everwood:** Two pair.

**Genuomo:** Ace high.

**Diaghilev:** //[Grumbling.]// One pair. 

**Everwood:** Heh.

//[Genuomo's phone alarm begins to ring. He pulls it out of his pocket and turns it off.]//

**Genuomo:** I think it's about time.

**Everwood:** Alright, I will I get down to shaping it then.

//[Everwood rises from their chair and enters the testing chamber. They take off their lab coat and toss it towards the table in the corner.]//

**Diaghilev:** Whoa, wait a minute there, Doctor. You're not just going to touch it without some sort of protection, are you? 

**Everwood:** This is a Doctor Wondertainment product. The company wouldn't hurt anyone, do you have any idea how bad that would be for business? 

**Diaghilev:** If you are so confident, then by all means go ahead.

//[Everwood approaches SCP-9725-1 and begins molding it with their hand.]//

**Everwood:** You know, I took a pottery class back when I still had my other arm and I gotta say, molding this is much easier than molding normal clay. It's like it knows what I want to do with it.

**James:** Can I try?

**Everwood:** No, James. Stay over there. 

**James:** Aww...

**Diaghilev:** So what are you trying to shape it into, Doctor?

**Everwood:** The most average person one could imagine.

//[SCP-9725-1's purple glow extends to Everwood for the duration of the molding process. They continue to mold SCP-9725-1 until it assumes a vaguely humanoid shape. Everwood steps away from SCP-9725-1 and the purple glow fades from them. Notably, they are not dirtied from sculpting SCP-9725-1 and their clothes remain in the same condition as they were prior to engaging with it.]//

**Everwood:** That's about as good as I'm gonna get it. Gotta say I'm impressed with myself.

**Diaghilev:** So now I assume it is our turn to breathe life into it. 

**Genuomo:** I'm ready if you are, Elder.

**Everwood:** Let me get out of here first if you don't mind.

//[Everwood moves away from SCP-9725-1 and enters the observation room with James in tow after grabbing their lab coat.]// 

**James:** Why won't you let me have fun? Meanie.

**Everwood:** It sounds like someone doesn't want to play video games when this is all over.

**James:** No! I want to play video games! Please!

**Everwood:** Don't worry kiddo, it was just a joke. You can still play video games when we're done with SCP-9725. Just behave, okay?

**James:** I promise.

**Diaghilev:** Ready, Arturo? 

**Genuomo:** Ready, Elder.

//[Genuomo and Diaghilev both take a deep breath and blast SCP-9725-1 with Aeronous Aether. SCP-9725-1 begins stirring.]//

**Unknown:** What is my name?

**Everwood:** Your name is Mister Safe! 

//[There is a blinding flash of light. Video recording cuts. Diaghilev, Genuomo, Everwood, and James exclaim in surprise.]//

//[There is a ten-second silence.]//

**Unknown:** Uh... Why is everyone stari--

//[The cameras of the experiment chamber fail.]//

= **<END LOG>**

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**Item #:** SCP-9725-2

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**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9725-2 is currently contained within former Experiment Chamber 22-Alpha. The room has been furnished with standard humanoid containment chamber objects. In addition to these furnishings, SCP-9725-1 is permitted a television and non-internet capable game devices. Researcher James is currently permitted to visit SCP-9725-2 in its cell so long as he is supervised by at least one Level-2 personnel.

**Description:** SCP-9725-2 is a humanoid male of average build, 1.5 m in height. Though it is able to move freely within its containment chamber, SCP-9725-2 is unable to leave the room in any capacity, nor has it displayed the desire to do so since containment began. SCP-9725-2 displays no other anomalous qualities, though it was made via anomalous means utilizing SCP-9725 and SCP-9725-1. A tattoo reading "Mr. Safe, from Little Misters ® by... The Foundation?!" appears on its left bicep.

**Addendum 9725-2.01:** The following is an audio log of an interview carried out with SCP-9725-2 immediately upon manifestation.

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**Interviewed:** SCP-9725-2

**Interviewee:** Doctor Everwood

**Note:** The interview was recorded on Doctor Everwood's personal tape recorder, as the testing chamber's cameras malfunctioned.

**<BEGIN LOG>**

**Everwood:** Okay, we should be recording now. Hello! If you could please state your name for the record?

**SCP-9725-2:** Mr. Safe. But you know that already, didn't you? You named me, after all.

**Everwood:** Well, yes, but it's just standard procedure. I think. I don't get to do a lot of humanoid interactions. What is your purpose, Mister Safe?

**SCP-9725-2:** I dunno. //You// made //me.// If anyone should know my purpose it would be you.

**Everwood:** Okay. Okay, uh... Do you feel like leaving where you are right now? Maybe going back to Wonder World tee-ehm?

**SCP-9725-2:** Not really.

**Everwood:** Okay, good. So you know about Wonder World tee-ehm?

**SCP-9725-2:** No. All I know is I was made by the Foundation and I don't want to leave this place. Whatever that means. What's the Wonder World tee-ehm?

**Everwood:** I uh, I'm not sure I can disclose that. Yeah, no. I won't disclose that. If you wouldn't mind waiting here for a moment?

**SCP-9725-2:** Sure. I don't feel like doing anything else anyway.

//[There is a slight rustling sound and footsteps.]//

**Everwood:** I think we succeeded in making a Safe class anomaly. 

**Diaghilev:** If it is to be trusted. 

**Everwood:** Fair enough. We need to find out if it can even leave. I'll go talk to-- Where is James?

//[There is a slight rustling sound.]//

**Everwood:** James! Get back here right now!

**James:** But I thought he might like my Switch.

**SCP-9725-2:** I do like this Switch. I like photographing these strange creatures. You said they were called 'Pokémon'?

**Everwood:** Get back, James. It could be dangerous.

**James:** But his name is Mr. Safe. How could he be dangerous? 

**SCP-9725-2:** It's true. I don't want to breach containment. 

**Everwood:** How does it know about containment?

**Diaghilev:** It knew about the Foundation earlier. I assume it is just as much a part of it as we are due to the circumstances of its creation.

**Everwood:** Right then. Give him back his Switch and come with me, please. 

**SCP-9725-2:** Okay.

**James:** Look, I took a picture of a Gengar!

**SCP-9725-2:** Fascinating.

//[There is a slight rustling and multiple pairs of footsteps.]//

**Everwood:** Alright. Here we are at the door to the observation room. Mister Safe, if you would, please follow me through the door.

**SCP-9725-2:** But I don't want to.

**Everwood:** Oh come now. Surely you want to, uh, eat something? We have a canteen where all the protocol-compliant anomalies eat. Maybe you'll make some friends.

**SCP-9725-2:** Friends and food do sound nice, but--

**Everwood:** Exactly! So come on, follow me through the door.

**SCP-9725-2:** I told you, I don't want to leave.

**Diaghilev:** I wonder what is keeping it in here? Perhaps it is some sort of advanced alchemical ward?

**Everwood:** I think it has more to do with the fact that we named him Mister Safe and Safe class objects don't breach containment. At least not normally. 

**James:** Look, I took a picture of a Clefairy. It's not my favorite, but it's still pretty cool I think.

**SCP-9725-2:** What an interesting pink creature. It reminds me of the Gengar you found earlier. Are they related?

**Everwood:** I guess we're going to have to turn this room into its containment chamber. Shouldn't be too hard to retrofit, I don't think. And it's bigger than a regular containment chamber, so Mister Safe really lucked out here.

**James:** Can I keep coming down here to show him the Pokémon I take pictures of? And show him my other games? He seems cool.

**SCP-9725-2:** Please? Can he come to visit me? I want to learn more about these "Pokémon".

**Everwood:** We'll put in a request for it. How does that sound?

**SCP-9725-2:** Does that mean no?

**James:** That means maybe.

**SCP-9725-2:** Oh, that reminds me. I have something to give you, doctor person. I think you're a doctor. You have a lab coat on, so I think it's a safe bet to assume you are one.

**Everwood:** I am a doctor, yes. What do you have for me?

**SCP-9725-2:** Here you go.

//[There is a slight rustling as Doctor Everwood places the recording device in their lab coat pocket.]//

**Everwood:** Oh boy. That's not good.

= **<END LOG>**
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**Addendum 9725-2.02:** The following document was found in SCP-9725-2's possession upon manifestation. SCP-9725-2 willingly handed the document over.

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**Wow!** You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a trademark-infringement-tastic ripoff of Dr. Wondertainment made by the Foundation!

Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!

01. Mr. Safe ✔
02. Mr. Euclid
03. Mr. Keter
04. Ms. Apollyon
05. Mx. Thaumiel
06. Mr. Archon
07. Mr. Neutralized (Discontinued)
08. Mr. Explained
08. Mr. Pataphysical
09. Mr. AIC
10. Mr. SRA
11. Mr. Amnestic and Mr. Mnestic
12. Dr. Mister
13. Mr. Secure
14. Mr. Contain
15. Mr. Protect
16. Mr. Task Force
17. [[span style="color:black; background-color: black"]]Mr. REDACTED[[/span]]
18. Mr. Conspiracy
19. Mr. ACS
20. Mr. Foundation
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> **Filename:** misterclay
> **Author:** Jeran Renz
> **License:** CC BY-SA 4.0
> **Source Link:** [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Desiccant-silica-gel-clay.jpg Link]
> **Note:** Edited by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]]

> **Filename:** safe
> **Author:** Tony Alter
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [https://www.flickr.com/photos/78428166@N00/8633596450/ Link]

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