SCP-9816

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**SCP-9816: You Spin Me Right Round** 
**Author:** [[*user Hyacinth_205]]
Thanks for checking this out <3

More by me!
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9502 SCP-9502] "Easy +1, genuinely surprised to see it doesn’t have more upvotes" - [[*user maybe_moss ]]
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/uiu-1929-13 UIU 1929-13] An old man gets a visit from the FBI.
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**Updated Procedures:** All personnel are required to read the attached incident log and watch the video for training purposes. No exceptions.[[footnote]] For the archived description and containment procedures, see Addendum-9816-1. [[/footnote]]

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**Foreword:** The following are two entries from Dr. Tojo's journal.


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1/12/26

Party was a shitshow. Billy got wayyyy too drunk (crazy right?) and Zoey threw up all over the place. Took care of her for the night. Went to go wash her throw-up clothes and almost used //the// washing machine lol (I was a bit buzzed ;sob;) Managed to spend the rest of the night blissfully intact, all limbs accounted for. Also finally managed to finish the vid; hoping to post soon! Wanna get feedback from Daniel's first tho. Anyway, bye!

1/14/26

Got assigned to SCP-[REDACTED][[footnote]] Clearance level 3 required. [[/footnote]] :c. I mean, like, it's not dangerous which is nice but it's pretty boring; on the plus side I got a ton of free time now! Maybe too much? ... I've been thinking about the washing machine... like, okay look you can't blame me. I kinda wanna press it. Like, how do they know?? Why the hell would they keep it in the freaking laundry room????? I think it's some sort of prank. There are no details about its discovery (/creation?), no explanation for the con-procs, and no evidence of its anomalous nature. IT CAN'T JUST BE ME RIGHT??? 

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**Foreword**: The following is a video of Dr. Tojo's unauthorized testing of SCP-9816, which was filmed by his colleagues.[[footnote]] Possibly while inebriated; evidence is inconclusive.[[/footnote]]

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**[BEGIN]**

//The feed is partially covered by a finger. A large crowd murmurs behind the camera. Tojo waves.//

**Tojo:** Recording?

**Roth:** Yeah, uh, go ahead whenever you're ready.

//Tojo stretches his arms and takes a breath before speaking.//

**Tojo:** Director - or whoever made the SCP-9816 entry - that was pretty clever!

//He walks toward the machine and rips off the sticky note on its panel.//

**Tojo:** I'm guessing you all had a few good laughs while making the entry, but the days of SCP-9816 terrorizing the Site are over. I don't think you all realize how //scary// it is to think you are going to __die__ if you make a single wrong move in here. 

//He rests a hand on the machine.//

**Tojo:** This might be the most stressful anomaly on site, and we have SCP-[REDACTED],[[footnote]] Clearance level 5 required. 
Note: Doctor Tojo did not possess the required clearance level. [[/footnote]] so //that// is saying something. It was funny, but one day you need to realize a joke has run its course. For SCP-9816, today is that day. 

//Tojo braces; he flinches; he presses the power button. A little jingle plays. The room lets out a breath.//

**Tojo:** Not going to lie, I half thought it might actually–

//The machine explodes. The blast rips the camera out of Roth’s hands, launching it across the room. It falls, still recording through a broken, dirty lens. Exact details are difficult to make out due to the prevalence of unaccompanied and unidentifiable body parts. The video continues to play until Site medics arrive.//

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**Special Containment Procedures:** All Site-19 personnel must be briefed on SCP-9816. Additionally, a sticky note reading "DO NOT USE" must be placed on the machine. 

**Description:** SCP-9816 is a washing machine that explodes upon use.

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