SCP-@#%&!-J

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**Item #:** SCP-@#%&!

**Object Class:** __//**X**//__

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-@#%&!’s containment cell is to be flooded with Dr. Bronner's brand peppermint soap in the event that SCP-@#%&!'s secondary effect exceeds containment capacity. SCP-@#%&!'s effect is currently in the process of being studied so that we might do away with it.

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**Description:** SCP-@#%&! is the designation given to a very rude bird capable of producing human speech despite its anatomy suggesting it would not possess such a capability.

SCP-@#%&! uses curse words almost exclusively. It is not known where SCP-@#%&! learned the words or why it chooses to use them when other words are available. 

**Addendum G:** A reverse image search reveals that this type of bird is a finch.

**Addendum PG:** //Curse words really only have the power that we give them. I suggest the document be revised with this perspective.// -Dr. ████

//███ you, try me.// — SCP-@#%&!

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Hi
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F███ you.[[/cell]]
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How are you today?[[/cell]]
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I don't give a flying ███.[[/cell]]
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Well f███ you too then![[/cell]]
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[█████; an original curse word. When parsed by Foundation cryptographers it translates into the complete writings of James Joyce][[/cell]]
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SCP-@#%&! is exposed to a pattern screamer.[[/cell]]
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Shut the f███ up! [[/cell]]
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**Addendum TV-13:** Excerpt from interview conducted on "Dr. Gerald", an intrasite television program.

> **Dr. Gerald:** You are the father.
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> **SCP-@#%&!:** Sir, I am a ████ING  ██████.
> 
> **Dr. Gerald:** Well we have someone here we'd like you to meet.
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> //Timmy waddles onstage.//
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> **[[[SCP-1192]]]:** Why am I a bird?
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> //Audience gasps.//
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> **SCP-@#%&!:** //Begins doing flips.//
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> //Audience boos.//

**Addendum PG-13:** //SCP-@#%&! has breached containment, acquiring celebrity status due to incessant media attention paid to its unruly behavior. As it has not actually left Site-██ it is believed its popularity will burn itself out before too long and make re-containment viable.//


**Addendum NC-17:** SCP-@#%&! has retired after its tie-in video game flopped harder than a dead bird off a wind turbine.
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