SCP-damej-J

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**Item #:** SCP-damej-J

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-damej-J is to be contained in a soundproof cell outside of Site-19, pointed away from the building. In the event that SCP-damej-J starts firing towards Site-19, it is to be spun around so it is once again firing away. Personnel are required to wear level 7A ear protection while communicating with SCP-damej-J, as well as during testing.

**Description:** SCP-damej-J is a robotic automaton constructed out of wood and small pieces of twine. On its back is a sticker reader "tranfomr: robit is desguse, by researcher james age 10[[footnote]]Any connections to the currently AWOL Researcher James who left the Foundation at age 8 after stealing many dangerous SCPs to form the "kA0s insuRgnc3e" are currently tenuous at best.[[/footnote]]".

Unfortunately, despite its significant state of disrepair, SCP-damej-J is still able to function as originally designed; that is, it is able to shoot bullets and talk. Testing has shown that SCP-damej-J hurts to listen to and look at to an unusual degree.

**Interview:**
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**Dr. Bill:** Hello SCP-damej-J.

**SCP-damej-J:** i fir gun.

**Dr. Bill:** Excuse me?

**SCP-damej-J:** i bork so i fir gun heh, heh heh.

**Dr. Bill:** I see. How were you damaged?

**SCP-damej-J:** Fine.

**Dr. Bill:** ...excuse me?

**SCP-damej-J:** heh, heh heh u don get it stopid doktr.

**Dr. Bill:** What's wrong with you?

**SCP-damej-J:** im damej, creh, creh creh.

**Dr. Bill:** (//Aside//) Why is he talking like that?

**SCP-damej-J:** cuz damej i bork heh, heh heh fir gun.

**Dr. Bill:** Why do you shoot bullets?

**SCP-damej-J:** im damej. i maek damej.

**Dr. Bill:** You keep saying "damej". What does that even mean?

**SCP-damej-J:** It's my name, and it's Ukranian.

**Dr. Bill:** Oh. Uh--

**SCP-damej-J:** heh heh heh warn u get triggr of peen gun.

**Dr. Bill:** What--

//SCP-damej-J begins firing from its crotch. Dr. Bill expires before hitting the floor.//

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**Testing Log:**

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**Test:** SCP-damej-J is set in front of a cow.

**Result:** SCP-damej-J shoots cow.

**Notes:** SCP-damej-J noted as saying "he he damej cow tase luk chkn".

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**Test:** SCP-damej-J is tipped on its back.

**Result:** SCP-damej-J rights itself using gunfire from its rear.

**Notes:** //It called it the "buttgun".// - Dr. Pulse
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**Test:** SCP-damej-J set in front of [[[SCP-682]]].

**Result:** SCP-damej-J shoots SCP-682. SCP-682 expires.

**Notes:** //...What.// - Dr. Aktus

**mor notz:** //he he he damej lizurd// - damej robit

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**Audio Surveillance Recording:** //The following audio file was recovered after an attack by SCP-damej-J on Site-19 which left several site researchers injured and one doctor dead. Notably, the doctor almost managed to survive the attack, but was dispatched by SCP-damej-J's final, ultimate weapon.//

//WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT AND LOUD NOISES. If the player below will not function for you, you can access the audio via [http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/scp-damej-j/damej%20by%20researcher%20james%20age%2010.mp3 this link].//

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> **Filename:** damej by researcher james age 10.mp3
> **Author:** [[*user decibelles]], [[*user faminepulse]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [/scp-damej-j SCP Foundation Wiki]
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