Link to article: SCP-even number-J.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[html]] <html> <head> <style type="text/css"> table, td { border: none; font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 0.8em; color: #333; } table { margin: 0 auto; } td { word-break: normal; width: 20% } body, input, p { font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; color: #333; } h2 { font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; color: #333; } </style> <script type="text/JavaScript"> function create(form) { if (confirm("Warning: Unauthorized personnel will be terminated. Are you sure you want to proceed?")) { storyWin = window.open("","StoryWin","toolbar=no,width=800,600,directories=no,status=yes,scrollbars=yes,resize=no,menubar=no"); if(form.input1.value == null || form.input1.value =="") { form.input1.value = "█████"; } if(form.input2.value == null || form.input2.value =="") { form.input2.value = "███"; } if(form.input3.value == null || form.input3.value =="") { form.input3.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input4.value == null || form.input4.value =="") { form.input4.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input5.value == null || form.input5.value =="") { form.input5.value = "Alpha"; } if(form.input6.value == null || form.input6.value =="") { form.input6.value = "Hogan's Heroes"; } if(form.input7.value == null || form.input7.value =="") { form.input7.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input8.value == null || form.input8.value =="") { form.input8.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input9.value == null || form.input9.value =="") { form.input9.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input10.value == null || form.input10.value =="") { form.input10.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input11.value == null || form.input11.value =="") { form.input11.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input12.value == null || form.input12.value =="") { form.input12.value = "█████████████"; } if(form.input13.value == null || form.input13.value =="") { form.input13.value = "█"; } if(form.input14.value == null || form.input14.value =="") { form.input14.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input15.value == null || form.input15.value =="") { form.input15.value = "Enochian"; } if(form.input16.value == null || form.input16.value =="") { form.input16.value = "█"; } if(form.input17.value == null || form.input17.value =="") { form.input17.value = "Dr. ███████"; } if(form.input18.value == null || form.input18.value =="") { form.input18.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input19.value == null || form.input19.value =="") { form.input19.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input20.value == null || form.input20.value =="") { form.input20.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input21.value == null || form.input21.value =="") { form.input21.value = "███████"; } if(form.input22.value == null || form.input22.value =="") { form.input22.value = "Site 19"; } if(form.input23.value == null || form.input23.value =="") { form.input23.value = "Alpha"; } if(form.input24.value == null || form.input24.value =="") { form.input24.value = "██████████ City"; } if(form.input25.value == null || form.input25.value =="") { form.input25.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input26.value == null || form.input26.value =="") { form.input26.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input27.value == null || form.input27.value =="") { form.input27.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input28.value == null || form.input28.value =="") { form.input28.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input29.value == null || form.input29.value =="") { form.input29.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input30.value == null || form.input30.value =="") { form.input30.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input32.value == null || form.input32.value =="") { form.input32.value = "[REDACTED]"; } if(form.input31.value == null || form.input31.value =="") { form.input31.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input32.value == null || form.input32.value =="") { form.input32.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input33.value == null || form.input33.value =="") { form.input33.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } if(form.input34.value == null || form.input34.value =="") { form.input34.value = "[DATA EXPUNGED]"; } with (storyWin.document) { writeln ("<h2 style='text-align:center;'>CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█</h2>"); writeln ("<p><b>Item #:</b> SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J</p><p><b>Object Class: " + form.input15.value + "</b></p><p><b>Special Containment Procedures:</b> SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J is to be kept in a " + form.input4.value + "-lined containment chamber located in " + form.input22.value + ", where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than " + form.input16.value + " " + form.input14.value + " armed with " + form.input10.value + ".</p><p> In the event that SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J ever begins " + form.input25.value + " its " + form.input34.value + ", " + form.input17.value + " is to " + form.input33.value + " SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force " + form.input5.value + "-7 (''" + form.input6.value + "'') is to be dispatched to SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J's last known location.</p>"); writeln ("<p><b>Description:</b> SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J is a " + form.input7.value +" "+ form.input8.value +". Like most members of its species, it is able to " + form.input19.value + ", and regularly eats twice its own weight in " + form.input4.value+" each day." +"</p><p>SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with " + form.input26.value + ", which causes it to turn into "+ form.input30.value + ". Whenever this happens, all " + form.input31.value + " within a " + form.input9.value + " kilometer radius will begin to " + form.input32.value +" uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties. </p><p> In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to " + form.input20.value + ". Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.</p>"); writeln ("<p><b>Recovery Log:</b> SCP-" + form.input2.value + "-J was first located in " + form.input24.value + " where the " + form.input18.value + " were using it in order to " + form.input29.value + ". Thankfully, Mobile Task Force " + form.input5.value + "-7 (''" + form.input6.value + "'') was able to recover the object with only " + form.input21.value + " civilian casualties.</p>") writeln ("<p><b>Addendum:</b> Test Log " + form.input2.value +"-1" + "</p><p><blockquote><b>Dr. "+ form.input12.value +":</b> Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr "+ form.input12.value +", and I am about to test SCP-" + form.input2.value +"'s reaction to " + form.input3.value + ". Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr "+ form.input1.value +"?"+ "</p><p><b>Dr. "+ form.input1.value +":</b> Yes sir, ready to begin test." + "</p><p><b>Dr. "+ form.input12.value +":</b> Excellent! I am now introducing the "+ form.input3.value + " to " + form.input2.value + "... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material." + "</p><p><b>Dr. "+ form.input1.value +":</b> Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.</p><p><b>" + form.input12.value +":</b> Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN " + form.input11.value + "! IT'S GOT MEIN " + form.input11.value + "! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" + "</p><p><b>END LOG</b></blockquote>" + "<i>In light of incident " + form.input2.value +"-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely.</i> - O5-█</p>"); writeln ("<br>"); } } } </script> </head> <body> <h2 style="text-align:center;"> <strong>Warning: SCP-XXX-J is highly confidential. Please fill out Form-███████-28-J before proceeding.</strong></h2> <form> <table> <tr> <td>Your Last Name:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input1" style="width:95%;"><br></td> <td>Your Clearance Level:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input13" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>An Odd Number:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input2" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Profession (Plural):</td> <td><input type="text" name="input14" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>A Noun:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input3" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>Object Class:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input15" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>A Type of Food:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input4" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>Small Number Greater than 1:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input16" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>A Greek Letter:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input5" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Senior Staff Member:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input17" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Your Favorite TV Show:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input6" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>American Football Team</td> <td><input type="text" name="input18" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>An Adjective:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input7" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Verb and a Noun:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input19" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>An Animal:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input8" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Famous Person:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input20" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>An Even Number:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input9" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Large Number:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input21" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Something Cheap (Plural):</td> <td><input type="text" name="input10" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>Somewhere Heavily Guarded:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input22" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>A Body Part:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input11" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>Another Adjective</td> <td><input type="text" name="input23" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>A German Last Name:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input12" style="width:95%;" ><br></td> <td>A Made-Up Town:</td> <td><input type="text" name="input24" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>An "-ing" Verb</td> <td><input type="text" name="input25" style="width:95%;" ></td> <td>Another "-ing" verb</td> <td><input type="text" name="input27" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Non-Proper Noun (Plural)</td> <td><input type="text" name="input26" style="width:95%;" ></td> <td>A Noun</td> <td><input type="text" name="input28" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Cartoonish Supervillain Goal<br>(e.g. "take over the world")</td> <td><input type="text" name="input29" style="width:95%;" ></td> <td>Another Noun</td> <td><input type="text" name="input30" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Another Verb</td> <td><input type="text" name="input33" style="width:95%;" ></td> <td>Another Body Part</td> <td><input type="text" name="input34" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> <tr> <td>Yet Another Verb</td> <td><input type="text" name="input32" style="width:95%;" ></td> <td>Yet Another Noun (plural)</td> <td><input type="text" name="input31" style="width:95%;" ></td> </tr> </table> <br> <table style="border: none;"> <tr> <td style="border:none;"><input type="reset" value="Clear (Start Over)"></td> <td style="text-align:right; border: none;"><input type = "button" value="Submit" onClick = "create(this.form)"></td> </tr> </table> </form> </body> </html> [[/html]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]