Link to article: SCP-SCP-J.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=scippy.jpg|caption=--the little shit-- SCP-SCP-J]] **Item #:** SCP-SCP-J **Object Class:** Keter **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-SCP-J is to be kept in a hermetically sealed containment vault at Site-58 in the hope that it might suffocate or starve to death, though the Foundation acknowledges that such a wonderful possibility actually coming to fruition is ill-becoming of anything associated with SCP-SCP-J. Under no circumstances is SCP-SCP-J to be let out. In the event that Site-58 becomes compromised through one or more Euclid or Keter containment breaches, SCP-SCP-J is to be given first priority as an unfortunate casualty. **Description:** SCP-SCP-J, formerly known as "Scippy," is a cartoon mascot found in training videos for D-class personnel prior to 1994. After retirement on 1/15/1995, SCP-SCP-J worked as a class-B containment specialist at Site-58. SCP-SCP-J's anomalous qualities became apparent when personnel at Site-58 attempted to perform any kind of official work. **Incident log 5/8/95:** > **Dr. Henderson:** Everybody out. SCP-████ is breaching containment. I need all mission-critical personnel to follow-- > > **SCP-SCP-J:** It looks like you're dealing with a containment breach. Would you like some help? > > **Dr. Henderson:** Not the time, Scippy. > > **SCP-SCP-J:** The time is currently 5:23 PM. But perhaps you should focus on the matter at hand - containment breaches are very serious problems that must be addressed with your full attention! Have you notified the breach desk? > > **Dr. Henderson:** Get out of the way. I have to get to the containment chamber. > > **SCP-SCP-J:** The containment chamber? Incorrect. In the event of a containment breach, the breach desk should be notified. This is step one. Step two-- > > **Dr. Henderson:** //I will feed you head-first into a non-anomalous woodchipper if you don't get out of my fucking way this minute!// > > **SCP-SCP-J:** That does not sound like it would be a productive use of your time, especially during a containment breach. Would you like me to contact the breach desk for you? > > **SCP-████:** //**I FEAST.**// > > **Dr. Henderson:** [horrified screaming] IT'S EATING MY LEGS -- [death gurgle] > > **SCP-SCP-J:** I'm sorry, lunchtime was four hours ago.