Secure, Cafe, Parlor

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Module Styles

• /*
      Cafe Theme
      [2026 Wikidot Theme]
      by Fish^12
  */
  
  @import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=open-sans:400);
  @import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=chiron-goround-tc:400);
  @import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=cherry-bomb-one:400);
  @import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=borel:400);
  
  
  :root {
      --pred: #ffcce1;
      --pyellow: #E1EFFA;
      --pblue: #ccf1ff;
      --pcyan: #d7eeff;
      --ppurple: #e0d7ff;
  
      --agreen: #009f6b;
      --ablue: #0087bd;
      --ayellow: #ffd300;
      --aorange: #ff6d00;
      --ared: #c40233;
  
      --white: #f5f5f5;
      --black: #333333;
      --trans: transparent;
  
      --open: "Open Sans";
      --chir: "Chiron GoRound TC";
      --cher: "Cherry Bomb One";
      --bore: "Borel";
  
      --timer: 200ms;
  
      --header-title: "";
      --header-subtitle: "";
      --sp_header-logo: none;
      --sp_header-logo-adaptive-size: 0;
      --sp_header-title-size: 0;
      --sp_header-subtitle-size: 0;
  
      --sp_header-height: 20rem;
      --sp_top-bar-height: 2rem;
  
      --sp_top-bar-gradient-top-color: var(--ablue);
      --sp_top-bar-gradient-bottom-color: var(--ablue);
  
      --sp_top-bar-link-color: var(--white);
      --sp_top-bar-link-hover-color: var(--black);
      --sp_top-bar-link-hover-background: var(--pblue);
  
      --sp_dropdown-link-color: var(--black);
      --sp_dropdown-link-hover-color: var(--white);
      --sp_dropdown-link-background: var(--pblue);
      --sp_dropdown-link-hover-background: var(--ablue);
      --sp_dropdown-link-border: none;
  
      --sp_rate-module-text-color: var(--white);
      --sp_rate-module-background: var(--ablue);
      --sp_rate-module-sub-color: var(--white);
      --sp_rate-module-active-color: var(--white);
      --sp_rate-module-button-color: var(--white);
      --sp_rate-module-button-background: var(--ablue);
      --sp_rate-module-button-hover-color: var(--black);
      --sp_rate-module-button-hover-background: var(--pblue);
   
      --sp_hovertip-background: var(--pred);
      --sp_hovertip-border: var(--trans);
  }
  
  /* From the top! */
  
  ::selection {
      background-color: rgba(255, 192, 203, 0.8);
  }
  
  #container {
      overflow-x: hidden;
      background-color: var(--pyellow);
  }
  #login-status {
      color: var(--black);
      font-weight: bold;
      height: fit-content;
      margin-right: 0.5em;
      margin-top: 0;
      z-index: 1;
  }
  #login-status a {
      color: var(--white);
      transition: var(--timer);
  }
  
  /* Pop-up page. */
  
  .owindow {
      background-color: var(--white);
      border: solid 2px var(--grey);
  }
  .owindow .title {
      cursor: auto;
      text-align: center;
      background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #99da0a, var(--green));
  }
  .owindow img {
      background-color: var(--trans) !important;
  }
  
  /* Account and search buttons. */
  
  #account-options {
      margin-top: 2.2rem;
      border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
      background-color: var(--pblue);
      width: fit-content;
      text-align: center;
  }
  #account-options li a {
      color: var(--black);
  }
  #account-options li a:hover {
      color: var(--white);
      background-color: var(--ablue);
  }
  #account-topbutton {
      border: solid 2px var(--white);
      padding-right: 6px;
  }
  a#account-topbutton:hover {
      color: var(--black);
  }
  #account-topbutton:hover {
      background-color: var(--pblue);
  }
  #search-top-box {
      align-items: flex-start;
      flex-direction: row-reverse;
      margin-right: 0.5rem;
      margin-top: -8rem;
  }
  #search-top-box-form {
      z-index: 10;
  }
  #search-top-box-form input[type=submit] {
      background-color: var(--ablue);
      background-image: none;
      color: var(--white);
      border-color: var(--white);
      border-width: 2px;
      border-radius: 0;
      box-shadow: none;
      transition: var(--timer);
  }
  #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
  #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
      background-color: var(--white);
      background-image: none;
      color: var(--black);
      border-color: var(--white);
      border-width: 2px;
      border-radius: 0;
      box-shadow: none;
  }
  
  /* Header. */
  
  #header {
      grid-template-areas:
       "top-bar top-bar top-bar top-bar top-bar"
       ". . login login login"
       ". . . . search"
       "h1 h1 h1 h1 h1"
       "h2 h2 h2 h2 h2"
       ". . . . .";
      grid-template-columns: repeat(5, 1fr);
      background-image: none;
      background-color: var(--pblue);
      position: relative;
  }
  #header h2::before {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      width: min(400px, 100%);
      height: min(400px, 100%);
      background-image:
       url("http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/cafelogo2.png"),
       radial-gradient(var(--pyellow) 50%, var(--trans) 1rem);
      background-repeat: no-repeat;
      background-size: contain;
      background-position: center;
      top: 70%;
      left: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      z-index: 1;
  }
  #header::after {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      background-color: var(--pblue);
      background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--pred) 0rem, var(--trans));
      width: 100vw;
      height: 10rem;
      clip-path:
       polygon(0 100%,
       5vw 100%,
       10vw 66%,
       15vw 66%,
       20vw 33%,
       25vw 33%,
       30vw 0%,
       70vw 0%,
       75vw 33%,
       80vw 33%,
       85vw 66%,
       90vw 66%,
       95vw 100%,
       100% 100%);
      top: 100%;
      left: 0;
      transform: rotate(180deg);
  }
  
  /* Top bar. */
  
  #top-bar {
      position: relative;
  }
  #top-bar::after {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      background-color: var(--ablue);
      width: 100vw;
      height: 10rem;
      clip-path:
       polygon(0 100%,
       5vw 100%,
       10vw 66%,
       15vw 66%,
       20vw 33%,
       25vw 33%,
       30vw 0,
       70vw 0,
       75vw 33%,
       80vw 33%,
       85vw 66%,
       90vw 66%,
       95vw 100%,
       100% 100%,
       100% 0,
       0 0);
      top: 100%;
      left: 0;
  }
  #top-bar ul li {
      flex-basis: 6rem;
  }
  #top-bar ul li a {
      transition: var(--timer);
  }
  #top-bar div[class*="top-bar"] > ul {
      justify-content: center;
  }
  #top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) ul li ul li a {
      text-align: center;
  }
  #top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) > ul > li:where(:not(:last-child)) > ul {
      box-shadow: none;
      border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
      border-top-width: 0;
      inset-inline-start: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, 0);
      transition: var(--timer);
      z-index: 10;
  }
  #top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) ul li ul {
      left: 50%;
  }
  #top-bar ul li ul {
      border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
      box-shadow: none;
      border-width: 2px;
      border-top-width: 0;
      transform: translate(-50%, 0);
  }
  
  /* Side bar and side bar button. */
  
  #top-bar .open-menu a {
      background-color: var(--ablue);
      border-width: 0;
      border-radius: 5px;
      color: var(--white);
      outline: solid 2px var(--white);
      font-weight: 100;
      top: calc(1rem + 1.5px);
      transition: var(--timer);
  }
  #top-bar .open-menu a:hover {
      background-color: var(--pblue);
      color: var(--black);
      outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);
  }
  #side-bar {
      background-color: var(--agreen);
      direction: rtl;
      scrollbar-width: thin;
      scrollbar-color: var(--agreen) var(--white);
  }
  #side-bar .side-block.media,
  #side-bar .side-block.resources,
  #side-bar .side-block,
  #interwiki .side-block {
      background-color: var(--white);
      border-radius: 10px;
      box-shadow: none;
      border: solid 1px var(--darkgrey);
      color: var(--brown);
      direction: ltr;
  }
  #side-bar .side-block.media a {
      padding: 0;
  }
  #side-bar .side-block.resources a,
  #side-bar .side-block a,
  #interwiki .side-block a {
      padding: 0 5px;
  }
  #side-bar .side-block.media a:hover {
      background-color: var(--trans);
      filter: invert(1);
  }
  
  /* Body content. */
  
  body, html {
      color: var(--black);
      background-color: var(--white);
      font-family: var(--open);
      scrollbar-width: thin;
      scrollbar-color: var(--ablue) var(--pblue);
  }
  ::-webkit-scrollbar {
      background-color: var(--ablue);
  }
  ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb, ::-webkit-scrollbar-button {
      background-color: var(--pblue);
  }
  a, a.newpage, a:visited, #interwiki a, #side-bar a, a.action-area-close {
      color: var(--black);
      font-weight: bold;
      transition: var(--timer);
  }
  a.close-menu {
      opacity: 0;
  }
  a:hover, a:visited:hover, #interwiki a:hover, #side-bar a:hover, a.action-area-close:hover {
      color: var(--white);
      background-color: var(--black);
      text-decoration: none !important;
  }
  #action-area a {
      padding: 0 3px;
  }
  #page-title, .meta-title {
      display: none;
  }
  div.page-rate-widget-box, div.rate-box-with-credit-button {
      box-shadow: none;
      border-radius: 0;
      text-transform: capitalize;
  }
  
  /* Bottom of page and editor. */
  
  .page-tags span {
      border-top: 0;
  }
  #main-content .page-tags {
      margin: 5em 0 0;
  }
  #main-content .page-tags a {
      background-color: var(--agreen);
      border: solid 2px var(--agreen);
      color: var(--white);
      padding: 0 5px;
  }
  #footer {
      background-color: var(--aorange);
      color: var(--black);
  }
  #page-info, .page-watch-options, .page-options-bottom {
      text-align: center;
  }
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  /* Stylings for resizing on mobile. */
  
  @media only screen and (max-width: 767px) {
  #top-bar .open-menu a {
      top: 2.5rem;
      left: 0.5rem;
  }
  #top-bar div[class*="top-bar"] > ul > li {
      flex-basis: 33.3333333%;
  }
  }
  
  
  
  
  
  /* Custom stylings for the article proper. */
  
  .menuContainer {
      position: relative;
      padding: 1.5rem 11rem;
      text-align: justify;
      margin: 4rem 0;
  }
  .menuItem {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      text-align: center;
      height: fit-content;
      width: max-content;
  }
  
  .menuSig {
      position: absolute;
      top: calc(100% + 4px);
      left: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      width: max-content;
      background-color: var(--white);
      color: var(--black);
      border: solid 2px var(--black);
      padding: 0 5px;
      font-weight: bold;
      font-family: var(--chir);
      text-align: center;
  }
  .menuSig::before {
      content: "- "
  }
  .modLeft {
      transform: translate(0%, -50%) rotate(-3deg);
      top: 50%;
      left: -2rem;
  }
  .modRight {
      transform: translate(0%, -50%) rotate(3deg);
      top: 50%;
      right: -2rem;
  }
  .modCenter {
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      clip-path: polygon(1rem 0, calc(100% - 1rem) 0, 100% 50%, calc(100% - 1rem) 100%, 1rem 100%, 0 50%);
      top: -5px;
      left: 50%;
      padding: 5px 1.5rem;
      font-family: var(--chir);
      font-size: clamp(1rem, 0.868rem + 0.702vw, 1.5rem);
      max-width: calc(100% - 4rem);
  }
  .pageCafe {
      text-align: center;
      color: var(--ared);
      font-size: min(15vw, 5rem);
      font-family: var(--cher);
      position: relative;
  }
  .subJpn1::before, .subJpn2::before {
      position: absolute;
      top: 95%;
      left: 50%;
      width: 100%;
      font-size: 1rem;
      font-weight: bold;
      font-family: var(--bore);
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  }
  .subJpn1::before {
      content: "セキュア ★カフェ ★パーラー";
  }
  .subJpn2::before {
      content: "メニュー";
      top: 65%;
  }
  .subPageCafe {
      font-size: 0.6em;
      padding-right: 5px;
  }
  .pageCafe p, .pageHead p, .modCenter p, .yelpBody p, .ribbon p {
      margin-block-start: 0;
      margin-block-end: 0;
  }
  .pageHead {
      text-align: center;
      color: var(--ared);
      font-size: min(20vw, 4rem);
      font-family: var(--bore);
      font-style: italic;
      position: relative;
  }
  .pageBody {
      padding: 3rem 0;
      position: relative;
      z-index: 0;
  }
  .subPageBody::after {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      top: 0;
      left: 50%;
      transform: translate(-50%, 0%);
      width: 200vw;
      height: 100%;
      background-color: var(--ppurple);
      background-image:
       url(http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/lace.png),
       url(http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/lace3.png);
      background-position:
       bottom,
       top;
      background-repeat: repeat-x;
      z-index: -1;
  }
  .yelpContainer {
      background-color: var(--white);
      outline: solid 2px var(--black);
      padding: 10px;
      margin: 10px;
  }
  .yelpTitle {
      font-size: 24px;
      font-weight: 800;
      font-family: var(--chir);
  }
  .yelpUser {
      display: flex;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      width: stretch;
      margin-left: 0.5rem;
      flex-wrap: wrap;
  }
  .yelpIcon {
      display: flex;
      width: 2rem;
      height: 2rem;
      border-radius: 100%;
      color: white;
      background-color: red;
      align-items: center;
      text-align: center;
      justify-content: center;
      margin-right: 0.4rem;
  }
  .yelpName {
      font-weight: 200;
      flex: 1;
  }
  .yelpBody {
      flex: 1 1 100%;
  }
  .yesStar, .noStar {
      clip-path: polygon(50% 0%, 61% 35%, 98% 35%, 68% 57%, 79% 91%, 50% 70%, 21% 91%, 32% 57%, 2% 35%, 39% 35%);
      display: inline-block;
      width: 1.5rem;
      height: 1.5rem;
      margin: 0 2px;
  }
  .yesStar {
      background-color: var(--ared);
  }
  .noStar {
      background-color: var(--black);
  }
  .blob1::after, .blob2::after, .blob3::after, .blob4::after, .blob5::after {
      position: absolute;
      content: "";
      top: 0;
      width: 100%;
      aspect-ratio: 1;
  }
  .blob1::after {
      clip-path: shape(from 75.00% 25.00%,curve to 75.00% 75.00% with 100.00% 50.00%,curve to 25.00% 75.00% with 50.00% 100.00%,curve to 25.00% 25.00% with 0.00% 50.00%,curve to 75.00% 25.00% with 50.00% 0.00%);
      background-color: var(--ared);
      left: calc(100% + 5rem);
  }
  .blob2::after {
      clip-path: shape(from 44.07% 94.13%,curve to 20.70% 76.80% with 28.43% 89.24%,curve to 9.43% 49.67% with 12.97% 64.36%,curve to 17.12% 24.62% with 5.88% 34.98%,curve to 42.46% 10.93% with 28.36% 14.27%,curve to 72.04% 12.38% with 56.56% 7.60%,curve to 88.70% 33.16% with 87.51% 17.16%,curve to 85.02% 61.70% with 89.89% 49.16%,curve to 69.93% 86.63% with 80.15% 74.24%,curve to 44.07% 94.13% with 59.71% 99.03%);
      background-color: var(--aorange);
      right: calc(100% + 5rem);
  }
  .blob3::after {
      clip-path: shape(from 94.42% 53.15%,curve to 78.59% 77.56% with 90.52% 69.07%,curve to 52.22% 90.51% with 66.66% 86.06%,curve to 26.74% 84.41% with 37.78% 94.97%,curve to 11.48% 59.98% with 15.70% 73.84%,curve to 11.07% 30.37% with 7.27% 46.11%,curve to 30.77% 12.43% with 14.87% 14.63%,curve to 59.48% 14.31% with 46.66% 10.24%,curve to 85.31% 27.81% with 72.30% 18.39%,curve to 94.42% 53.15% with 98.32% 37.23%);
      background-color: var(--ayellow);
      left: calc(100% + 5rem);
  }
  .blob4::after {
      clip-path: shape(from 91.93% 60.40%,curve to 85.48% 76.53% with 92.37% 69.94%,curve to 71.22% 89.51% with 78.59% 83.13%,curve to 54.11% 95.27% with 63.86% 95.89%,curve to 35.34% 91.87% with 44.36% 94.65%,curve to 17.67% 83.78% with 26.33% 89.09%,curve to 7.96% 68.35% with 9.02% 78.48%,curve to 7.46% 49.19% with 6.91% 58.22%,curve to 9.10% 29.96% with 8.01% 40.15%,curve to 20.08% 16.68% with 10.18% 19.78%,curve to 38.02% 8.30% with 29.98% 13.59%,curve to 56.01% 3.57% with 46.05% 3.01%,curve to 73.52% 10.52% with 65.97% 4.13%,curve to 84.85% 25.34% with 81.07% 16.92%,curve to 90.06% 42.32% with 88.63% 33.76%,curve to 91.93% 60.40% with 91.49% 50.87%);
      background-color: var(--ablue);
      right: calc(100% + 5rem);
  }
  .blob5::after {
      clip-path: shape(from 22.73% 83.51%,curve to 10.88% 70.81% with 13.92% 79.85%,curve to 5.22% 52.38% with 7.85% 61.77%,curve to 7.29% 34.44% with 2.58% 43.00%,curve to 18.36% 18.91% with 12.00% 25.88%,curve to 33.19% 6.36% with 24.71% 11.94%,curve to 51.29% 4.15% with 41.68% 0.79%,curve to 68.85% 11.85% with 60.91% 7.51%,curve to 85.54% 21.52% with 76.79% 16.20%,curve to 92.88% 37.12% with 94.30% 26.84%,curve to 92.83% 56.91% with 91.47% 47.39%,curve to 89.45% 75.21% with 94.20% 66.44%,curve to 75.71% 88.09% with 84.71% 83.99%,curve to 57.48% 92.03% with 66.71% 92.20%,curve to 39.90% 89.52% with 48.25% 91.87%,curve to 22.73% 83.51% with 31.55% 87.17%);
      background-color: var(--agreen);
      left: calc(100% + 5rem);
  }
  
  /* Stylings for resizing on mobile. */
  
  @media only screen and (max-width: 767px) {
  .menuContainer {
      padding: 10px;
      text-align: left;
  }
  .modLeft {
      position: relative;
      float: left;
      transform: unset;
  }
  .modRight {
      position: relative;
      float: right;
      transform: unset;
  }
  .menuSig {
      left: 25%;
  }
  }
  
  /* HTML: <div class="ribbon">Your text content</div> */
  .ribbon {
    font-size: 28px;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: #fff;
  position: absolute;
  top: 0;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translate(-50%, 3rem)
  }
  .ribbon {
    --s: 1.8em; /* the ribbon size */
    --d: .8em;  /* the depth */
    --c: .8em;  /* the cutout part */
    
    padding: 0 calc(var(--s) + .5em) var(--d);
    line-height: 1.8;
    background:
      conic-gradient(at left  var(--s) bottom var(--d),
       #0000 25%,#0008 0 37.5%,#0004 0) 0   /50% 100% no-repeat,
      conic-gradient(at right var(--s) bottom var(--d),
       #0004 62.5%,#0008 0 75%,#0000 0) 100%/50% 100% no-repeat;
    clip-path: polygon(0 var(--d), var(--s) var(--d),var(--s) 0,calc(100% - var(--s)) 0,calc(100% - var(--s)) var(--d),100% var(--d),calc(100% - var(--c)) calc(50% + var(--d)/2),100% 100%,calc(100% - var(--s) - var(--d)) 100%,calc(100% - var(--s) - var(--d)) calc(100% - var(--d)),calc(var(--s) + var(--d)) calc(100% - var(--d)),calc(var(--s) + var(--d)) 100%,0 100%,var(--c) calc(50% + var(--d)/2));
    background-color: #CC333F; /* the main color */
    width: fit-content;
  }
  
  

Inline Styles

• background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: outset 10px #e8ff00;

• background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: solid 2px var(--ayellow);

• background-color: #e8ff00;

• background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: solid 2px var(--ayellow);

• background-color: var(--pblue); outline: outset 10px var(--ablue);

• background-color: var(--pblue); outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);

• background-color: var(--ablue); color: var(--white)

• background-color: var(--pblue); outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: outset 10px #c38ad1;

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #c38ad1;

• background-color: #c38ad1; color: var(--white)

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #c38ad1;

• background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: outset 10px var(--agreen);

• background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: solid 2px var(--agreen);

• background-color: var(--agreen); color: var(--white)

• background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: solid 2px var(--agreen);

• background-color: #f06e72; outline: outset 10px var(--ared);

• background-color: #f06e72; outline: solid 2px var(--ared);

• background-color: var(--ared); color: var(--white)

• background-color: #f06e72; outline: solid 2px var(--ared);

• background-color: var(--black); outline: outset 10px var(--ared); color: red;

• background-color: var(--black); outline: solid 2px var(--ared);

• background-color: var(--ared); color: var(--black)

• background-color: var(--black); outline: solid 2px var(--ared);

• background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: outset 10px #8f8f96;

• background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: solid 2px #8f8f96;

• background-color: #8f8f96; color: var(--white)

• background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: solid 2px #8f8f96;

• background-color: var(--white); outline: outset 10px var(--black);

• background-color: var(--white); outline: solid 2px var(--black);

• background-color: var(--black); color: var(--white)

• background-color: var(--white); outline: solid 2px var(--black);

• width:155px

• background-color: #ffadd0; outline: outset 10px #de78a3;

• background-color: #ffadd0; outline: solid 2px #de78a3;

• background-color: #de78a3; color: var(--white)

• background-color: #ffadd0; outline: solid 2px #de78a3;

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: outset 10px #989df0;

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #989df0;

• background-color: #989df0; color: var(--black)

• background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #989df0;

• width:160px

• background-color: #ffbb4a; margin-top: 11rem; padding: 1.5rem; padding-top: 6rem;

• border-radius: 100%; background-color: #E9F4F7; width: 250px;top: -1rem; left: 50%;transform: translate(-50%, -50%)

• background-image: url(https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/gearschibi.png);background-size: contain

• text-align: right;

• background-image: url(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/M%C3%A9ningo-enc%C3%A9phalite_amibienne_primitive.JPG);background-size: contain

• text-align: right;

• text-align: right;

• background-image: url(https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/ar.png);background-size: contain

• text-align: right;

• background-image: url(https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/aprilfoolswip/butterfly.png);background-size: contain

• text-align: right;

• text-align: right;

• background-image: url(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/White_Horse_grazing.jpg/640px-White_Horse_grazing.jpg);background-size: contain

• text-align: right;

Includes

• :scp-wiki:component:sigma-plus [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:toggle-sidebar [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:license-box [info]
• :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end [info]

CSS Classes

• ribbon

• pageCafe

• subJpn1

• subPageCafe

• subPageCafe

• subPageCafe

• pageBody

• subPageBody

• pageHead

• subJpn2

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• modLeft

• menuItem

• modCenter

• menuItem

• modRight

• menuSig

• menuContainer

• menuItem

• ribbon

• yelpContainer

• yelpTitle

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• noStar

• noStar

• noStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• noStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• noStar

• noStar

• noStar

• noStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yelpBody

• yelpUser

• yelpIcon

• yelpName

• yelpName

• yesStar

• yesStar

• yesStar

• noStar

• noStar

• yelpBody

• pageBody

• subPageBody

Page Source

[[include :scp-wiki:component:sigma-plus]]
[[include :scp-wiki:component:toggle-sidebar]]

[[module css]]
/*
    Cafe Theme
    [2026 Wikidot Theme]
    by Fish^12
*/

@import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=open-sans:400);
@import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=chiron-goround-tc:400);
@import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=cherry-bomb-one:400);
@import url(https://fonts.bunny.net/css?family=borel:400);


:root {
    --pred: #ffcce1;
    --pyellow: #E1EFFA;
    --pblue: #ccf1ff;
    --pcyan: #d7eeff;
    --ppurple: #e0d7ff;

    --agreen: #009f6b;
    --ablue: #0087bd;
    --ayellow: #ffd300;
    --aorange: #ff6d00;
    --ared: #c40233;

    --white: #f5f5f5;
    --black: #333333;
    --trans: transparent;

    --open: "Open Sans";
    --chir: "Chiron GoRound TC";
    --cher: "Cherry Bomb One";
    --bore: "Borel";

    --timer: 200ms;

    --header-title: "";
    --header-subtitle: "";
    --sp_header-logo: none;
    --sp_header-logo-adaptive-size: 0;
    --sp_header-title-size: 0;
    --sp_header-subtitle-size: 0;

    --sp_header-height: 20rem;
    --sp_top-bar-height: 2rem;

    --sp_top-bar-gradient-top-color: var(--ablue);
    --sp_top-bar-gradient-bottom-color: var(--ablue);

    --sp_top-bar-link-color: var(--white);
    --sp_top-bar-link-hover-color: var(--black);
    --sp_top-bar-link-hover-background: var(--pblue);

    --sp_dropdown-link-color: var(--black);
    --sp_dropdown-link-hover-color: var(--white);
    --sp_dropdown-link-background: var(--pblue);
    --sp_dropdown-link-hover-background: var(--ablue);
    --sp_dropdown-link-border: none;

    --sp_rate-module-text-color: var(--white);
    --sp_rate-module-background: var(--ablue);
    --sp_rate-module-sub-color: var(--white);
    --sp_rate-module-active-color: var(--white);
    --sp_rate-module-button-color: var(--white);
    --sp_rate-module-button-background: var(--ablue);
    --sp_rate-module-button-hover-color: var(--black);
    --sp_rate-module-button-hover-background: var(--pblue);
 
    --sp_hovertip-background: var(--pred);
    --sp_hovertip-border: var(--trans);
}

/* From the top! */

::selection {
    background-color: rgba(255, 192, 203, 0.8);
}

#container {
    overflow-x: hidden;
    background-color: var(--pyellow);
}
#login-status {
    color: var(--black);
    font-weight: bold;
    height: fit-content;
    margin-right: 0.5em;
    margin-top: 0;
    z-index: 1;
}
#login-status a {
    color: var(--white);
    transition: var(--timer);
}

/* Pop-up page. */

.owindow {
    background-color: var(--white);
    border: solid 2px var(--grey);
}
.owindow .title {
    cursor: auto;
    text-align: center;
    background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #99da0a, var(--green));
}
.owindow img {
    background-color: var(--trans) !important;
}

/* Account and search buttons. */

#account-options {
    margin-top: 2.2rem;
    border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
    background-color: var(--pblue);
    width: fit-content;
    text-align: center;
}
#account-options li a {
    color: var(--black);
}
#account-options li a:hover {
    color: var(--white);
    background-color: var(--ablue);
}
#account-topbutton {
    border: solid 2px var(--white);
    padding-right: 6px;
}
a#account-topbutton:hover {
    color: var(--black);
}
#account-topbutton:hover {
    background-color: var(--pblue);
}
#search-top-box {
    align-items: flex-start;
    flex-direction: row-reverse;
    margin-right: 0.5rem;
    margin-top: -8rem;
}
#search-top-box-form {
    z-index: 10;
}
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit] {
    background-color: var(--ablue);
    background-image: none;
    color: var(--white);
    border-color: var(--white);
    border-width: 2px;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
    transition: var(--timer);
}
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
    background-color: var(--white);
    background-image: none;
    color: var(--black);
    border-color: var(--white);
    border-width: 2px;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
}

/* Header. */

#header {
    grid-template-areas:
     "top-bar top-bar top-bar top-bar top-bar"
     ". . login login login"
     ". . . . search"
     "h1 h1 h1 h1 h1"
     "h2 h2 h2 h2 h2"
     ". . . . .";
    grid-template-columns: repeat(5, 1fr);
    background-image: none;
    background-color: var(--pblue);
    position: relative;
}
#header h2::before {
    position: absolute;
    content: "";
    width: min(400px, 100%);
    height: min(400px, 100%);
    background-image:
     url("http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/cafelogo2.png"),
     radial-gradient(var(--pyellow) 50%, var(--trans) 1rem);
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-size: contain;
    background-position: center;
    top: 70%;
    left: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
    z-index: 1;
}
#header::after {
    position: absolute;
    content: "";
    background-color: var(--pblue);
    background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, var(--pred) 0rem, var(--trans));
    width: 100vw;
    height: 10rem;
    clip-path:
     polygon(0 100%,
     5vw 100%,
     10vw 66%,
     15vw 66%,
     20vw 33%,
     25vw 33%,
     30vw 0%,
     70vw 0%,
     75vw 33%,
     80vw 33%,
     85vw 66%,
     90vw 66%,
     95vw 100%,
     100% 100%);
    top: 100%;
    left: 0;
    transform: rotate(180deg);
}

/* Top bar. */

#top-bar {
    position: relative;
}
#top-bar::after {
    position: absolute;
    content: "";
    background-color: var(--ablue);
    width: 100vw;
    height: 10rem;
    clip-path:
     polygon(0 100%,
     5vw 100%,
     10vw 66%,
     15vw 66%,
     20vw 33%,
     25vw 33%,
     30vw 0,
     70vw 0,
     75vw 33%,
     80vw 33%,
     85vw 66%,
     90vw 66%,
     95vw 100%,
     100% 100%,
     100% 0,
     0 0);
    top: 100%;
    left: 0;
}
#top-bar ul li {
    flex-basis: 6rem;
}
#top-bar ul li a {
    transition: var(--timer);
}
#top-bar div[class*="top-bar"] > ul {
    justify-content: center;
}
#top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) ul li ul li a {
    text-align: center;
}
#top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) > ul > li:where(:not(:last-child)) > ul {
    box-shadow: none;
    border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
    border-top-width: 0;
    inset-inline-start: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, 0);
    transition: var(--timer);
    z-index: 10;
}
#top-bar :is(.top-bar, .mobile-top-bar) ul li ul {
    left: 50%;
}
#top-bar ul li ul {
    border: solid 2px var(--ablue);
    box-shadow: none;
    border-width: 2px;
    border-top-width: 0;
    transform: translate(-50%, 0);
}

/* Side bar and side bar button. */

#top-bar .open-menu a {
    background-color: var(--ablue);
    border-width: 0;
    border-radius: 5px;
    color: var(--white);
    outline: solid 2px var(--white);
    font-weight: 100;
    top: calc(1rem + 1.5px);
    transition: var(--timer);
}
#top-bar .open-menu a:hover {
    background-color: var(--pblue);
    color: var(--black);
    outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);
}
#side-bar {
    background-color: var(--agreen);
    direction: rtl;
    scrollbar-width: thin;
    scrollbar-color: var(--agreen) var(--white);
}
#side-bar .side-block.media,
#side-bar .side-block.resources,
#side-bar .side-block,
#interwiki .side-block {
    background-color: var(--white);
    border-radius: 10px;
    box-shadow: none;
    border: solid 1px var(--darkgrey);
    color: var(--brown);
    direction: ltr;
}
#side-bar .side-block.media a {
    padding: 0;
}
#side-bar .side-block.resources a,
#side-bar .side-block a,
#interwiki .side-block a {
    padding: 0 5px;
}
#side-bar .side-block.media a:hover {
    background-color: var(--trans);
    filter: invert(1);
}

/* Body content. */

body, html {
    color: var(--black);
    background-color: var(--white);
    font-family: var(--open);
    scrollbar-width: thin;
    scrollbar-color: var(--ablue) var(--pblue);
}
::-webkit-scrollbar {
    background-color: var(--ablue);
}
::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb, ::-webkit-scrollbar-button {
    background-color: var(--pblue);
}
a, a.newpage, a:visited, #interwiki a, #side-bar a, a.action-area-close {
    color: var(--black);
    font-weight: bold;
    transition: var(--timer);
}
a.close-menu {
    opacity: 0;
}
a:hover, a:visited:hover, #interwiki a:hover, #side-bar a:hover, a.action-area-close:hover {
    color: var(--white);
    background-color: var(--black);
    text-decoration: none !important;
}
#action-area a {
    padding: 0 3px;
}
#page-title, .meta-title {
    display: none;
}
div.page-rate-widget-box, div.rate-box-with-credit-button {
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 0;
    text-transform: capitalize;
}

/* Bottom of page and editor. */

.page-tags span {
    border-top: 0;
}
#main-content .page-tags {
    margin: 5em 0 0;
}
#main-content .page-tags a {
    background-color: var(--agreen);
    border: solid 2px var(--agreen);
    color: var(--white);
    padding: 0 5px;
}
#footer {
    background-color: var(--aorange);
    color: var(--black);
}
#page-info, .page-watch-options, .page-options-bottom {
    text-align: center;
}

















/* Stylings for resizing on mobile. */

@media only screen and (max-width: 767px) {
#top-bar .open-menu a {
    top: 2.5rem;
    left: 0.5rem;
}
#top-bar div[class*="top-bar"] > ul > li {
    flex-basis: 33.3333333%;
}
}





/* Custom stylings for the article proper. */

.menuContainer {
    position: relative;
    padding: 1.5rem 11rem;
    text-align: justify;
    margin: 4rem 0;
}
.menuItem {
    position: absolute;
    content: "";
    text-align: center;
    height: fit-content;
    width: max-content;
}

.menuSig {
    position: absolute;
    top: calc(100% + 4px);
    left: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
    width: max-content;
    background-color: var(--white);
    color: var(--black);
    border: solid 2px var(--black);
    padding: 0 5px;
    font-weight: bold;
    font-family: var(--chir);
    text-align: center;
}
.menuSig::before {
    content: "- "
}
.modLeft {
    transform: translate(0%, -50%) rotate(-3deg);
    top: 50%;
    left: -2rem;
}
.modRight {
    transform: translate(0%, -50%) rotate(3deg);
    top: 50%;
    right: -2rem;
}
.modCenter {
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
    clip-path: polygon(1rem 0, calc(100% - 1rem) 0, 100% 50%, calc(100% - 1rem) 100%, 1rem 100%, 0 50%);
    top: -5px;
    left: 50%;
    padding: 5px 1.5rem;
    font-family: var(--chir);
    font-size: clamp(1rem, 0.868rem + 0.702vw, 1.5rem);
    max-width: calc(100% - 4rem);
}
.pageCafe {
    text-align: center;
    color: var(--ared);
    font-size: min(15vw, 5rem);
    font-family: var(--cher);
    position: relative;
}
.subJpn1::before, .subJpn2::before {
    position: absolute;
    top: 95%;
    left: 50%;
    width: 100%;
    font-size: 1rem;
    font-weight: bold;
    font-family: var(--bore);
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
}
.subJpn1::before {
    content: "セキュア ★カフェ ★パーラー";
}
.subJpn2::before {
    content: "メニュー";
    top: 65%;
}
.subPageCafe {
    font-size: 0.6em;
    padding-right: 5px;
}
.pageCafe p, .pageHead p, .modCenter p, .yelpBody p, .ribbon p {
    margin-block-start: 0;
    margin-block-end: 0;
}
.pageHead {
    text-align: center;
    color: var(--ared);
    font-size: min(20vw, 4rem);
    font-family: var(--bore);
    font-style: italic;
    position: relative;
}
.pageBody {
    padding: 3rem 0;
    position: relative;
    z-index: 0;
}
.subPageBody::after {
    position: absolute;
    content: "";
    top: 0;
    left: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, 0%);
    width: 200vw;
    height: 100%;
    background-color: var(--ppurple);
    background-image:
     url(http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/lace.png),
     url(http://smlt.wikidot.com/local--files/fish-12:cafethemed/lace3.png);
    background-position:
     bottom,
     top;
    background-repeat: repeat-x;
    z-index: -1;
}
.yelpContainer {
    background-color: var(--white);
    outline: solid 2px var(--black);
    padding: 10px;
    margin: 10px;
}
.yelpTitle {
    font-size: 24px;
    font-weight: 800;
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    display: flex;
    align-items: center;
    justify-content: center;
    width: stretch;
    margin-left: 0.5rem;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
}
.yelpIcon {
    display: flex;
    width: 2rem;
    height: 2rem;
    border-radius: 100%;
    color: white;
    background-color: red;
    align-items: center;
    text-align: center;
    justify-content: center;
    margin-right: 0.4rem;
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.yelpName {
    font-weight: 200;
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.yelpBody {
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    display: inline-block;
    width: 1.5rem;
    height: 1.5rem;
    margin: 0 2px;
}
.yesStar {
    background-color: var(--ared);
}
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    background-color: var(--black);
}
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    left: calc(100% + 5rem);
}

/* Stylings for resizing on mobile. */

@media only screen and (max-width: 767px) {
.menuContainer {
    padding: 10px;
    text-align: left;
}
.modLeft {
    position: relative;
    float: left;
    transform: unset;
}
.modRight {
    position: relative;
    float: right;
    transform: unset;
}
.menuSig {
    left: 25%;
}
}

/* HTML: <div class="ribbon">Your text content</div> */
.ribbon {
  font-size: 28px;
  font-weight: bold;
  color: #fff;
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, 3rem)
}
.ribbon {
  --s: 1.8em; /* the ribbon size */
  --d: .8em;  /* the depth */
  --c: .8em;  /* the cutout part */
  
  padding: 0 calc(var(--s) + .5em) var(--d);
  line-height: 1.8;
  background:
    conic-gradient(at left  var(--s) bottom var(--d),
     #0000 25%,#0008 0 37.5%,#0004 0) 0   /50% 100% no-repeat,
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     #0004 62.5%,#0008 0 75%,#0000 0) 100%/50% 100% no-repeat;
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  background-color: #CC333F; /* the main color */
  width: fit-content;
}


[[/module]]

[[div class="pageCafe subJpn1"]]
S[[span class="subPageCafe"]]ecure[[/span]]C[[span class="subPageCafe"]]afe[[/span]]P[[span class="subPageCafe"]]arlor[[/span]]
[[/div]]

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[[=]]
[[module Rate]]
[[/=]]


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[[div class="pageBody"]]
[[=]]
[[size 150%]] ##purple|**(✿◕‿◕)♡  Welcome to the Secure Café Parlor! 🧹(◕‿◕✿)**## [[/size]]
The premier SCP Foundation-themed Maid Cafe~!!!

[[f<image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/cimm.png]]
[[f>image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/konds.png]]
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What if there was a café somewhere in Site-19? That’s the idea behind Secure Café Parlor, a place built around the cold comforts of the Foundation, reimagined as a series of beautiful memories. Instead of containment, what if everything was a sweet treat? Friendships formed here will last an eternity! 

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We’re located in ████████, Utah. To find our exact address, you must first book a reservation. No walk-ins, even if you somehow manage to locate the buildings. Reservations are paid in advance, and cancellations are not eligible for refunds.

[[=image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/cafe1.png]]
**FAQ**

**What happens if a maid attacks me?**
What happens, happens. Again, no refunds.

**Is everything edible?**
Most of what we offer is edible. There are exceptions, but we operate under the belief that anything can be edible if you try hard enough.

**Who owns this establishment?**
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t know. I just handle the website.

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**Hours**
11:00 AM - 7:00 PM
**Location**
████████, ████████, Utah █████
[[/=]]

[[div class="subPageBody"]]
[[/div]]
[[/div]]

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[[div class="pageHead subJpn2"]]
menu
[[/div]]

[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: outset 10px #e8ff00;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: solid 2px var(--ayellow);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/clefcig2.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: #e8ff00;"]]
THE DEVIL'S ████
[[/div]]

Nothing beats the smokey taste of an Old Fashioned, at least not according to a certain Dr. Clef. That's me. I'm the one writing this. I may be a seasoned liar, but would a liar lie about his vice of choice? Don't answer that, smartass.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: #f2f2c2; outline: solid 2px var(--ayellow);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/sizetest2.png]]
[[/div]]

Anyway, the Drink Whose Name I Cannot Say Because The Manager Of This Shit Ass Cafe Is A Pain In My Ass — patent pending — consists of the finest whiskey bourbon muddled with bitters, served on the rocks, and garnished with orange peel and zest. What could possibly be better?

As I previously said, nothing.

[[span class="menuSig"]]CLEF[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: var(--pblue); outline: outset 10px var(--ablue);"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: var(--pblue); outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/icebergm.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: var(--ablue); color: var(--white)"]]
SUICIDE ICE WATER
[[/div]]

I call this one "Suicide Ice Water" because you've got to be suicidal to try it. Whether you're heartbroken, angry, depressed, angry and depressed; this drink packs a powerful punch necessary to penetrate whatever icy heart you've got and warm you up unlike any other.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: var(--pblue); outline: solid 2px var(--ablue);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/icebergd.png]]
[[/div]]

My drink of choice is simple. One generous pour of 192 proof (96% ABV) vodka served over ice.

Enjoy.

One of us has to.

[[span class="menuSig"]]ICEBERG[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: outset 10px #c38ad1;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #c38ad1;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/irisd.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: #c38ad1; color: var(--white)"]]
DARKEST BLUEBERRY BLOOD SPRITZE
[[/div]]

Very few things thrill me anymore. I have not spent my life thrill-seeking, but when you make more in a month than the average nation makes in ten years GDP, thrills seem to find you. Despite that, one drink never fails to captivate me; the one named after me.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #c38ad1;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/irisdsize.png]]
[[/div]]

The Darkest Blueberry Blood Spritz is made with decadent blueberries from the Garden of Eden in Jackson County, Missouri. What can I say, those Latter Day Saints know their blueberries. Anyway, the blueberries are muddled, then added to a mix of lemon and lime. Afterwards, it is topped with club soda. Despite the airs I might give off, I actually hold a fondness for cheap club soda. Don't tell that to Vanity Fair. Finally there's just a dash of gold, that you can trust has been ethically sourced.

Or so I've heard, how am I supposed to verify a claim like that?

[[span class="menuSig"]]IRIS DARK[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: outset 10px var(--agreen);"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: solid 2px var(--agreen);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/judes.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: var(--agreen); color: var(--white)"]]
GAMERS AGAINST GREEN TEA
[[/div]]

What is this? Where am I? Do I even get paid for wearing this? How did you find my apartment?

Oh, you want me to talk about the drink? What is it, matcha? No? I don't know what this is. I don't understand any of this.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: #a7cfa9; outline: solid 2px var(--agreen);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/gawdrink.png]]
[[/div]]

So this is… like merchandising off of fascism. Then why am I here? No, I get the drink, but why me? I'm not a marketable yaoi boy. I barely even know what a fujoshi is -- I can't talk about that here?

[[span class="menuSig"]]JUDE KRIYOT[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #f06e72; outline: outset 10px var(--ared);"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: #f06e72; outline: solid 2px var(--ared);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/ables.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: var(--ared); color: var(--white)"]]
ABLE'S OFFERING
[[/div]]

Modernity got you down? Struggling to keep up in the endless rat race? Trying to return to the golden days of years yore? This drink will not help you in that regard, but it sure is delicious. So says I.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: #f06e72; outline: solid 2px var(--ared);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/abled.png]]
[[/div]]

Made from freshly picked raspberries, cranberries, and topped with lamb tallow my offering is perfectly sweet concoction to distract you from your luddite ways long enough to proclaim the Lord's name in vain from its refreshing taste alone.

[[span class="menuSig"]]ABLE[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: var(--black); outline: outset 10px var(--ared); color: red;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: var(--black); outline: solid 2px var(--ared);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/talloranm.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: var(--ared); color: var(--black)"]]
I Am At The Center of Everything You Consume
[[/div]]
[[=]]
Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: var(--black); outline: solid 2px var(--ared);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/tallorand.png]]
[[/div]]

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Served in the drink will be your picture, taken by the restaurant's staff with your permission.

And that's all I drank.
[[/=]]
[[span class="menuSig"]]TALLORAN[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: outset 10px #8f8f96;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: solid 2px #8f8f96;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/gearss.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: #8f8f96; color: var(--white)"]]
RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING, SERVED ON A VHS
[[/div]]

A home video treat has been recreated as an actual edible treat.

= [Applause]

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: #d3d3d3; outline: solid 2px #8f8f96;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/vhs1.png]]
[[/div]]

Inside, you'll find four nostalgic layers of rich chocolate, crumbled cookies and cream, crackling screaming static, and finally a mysterious red substance. What it is, we'll leave for you to investigate.

Please do not eat Ronald Reagan, for your own safety.

[[span class="menuSig"]]GEARS[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: var(--white); outline: outset 10px var(--black);"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: var(--white); outline: solid 2px var(--black);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/wettlenod.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: var(--black); color: var(--white)"]]
WEE WETTLE'S WONDROUS WILLYSLOP
[[/div]]

Okay, so, there was something really good here. Unfortunately, it seems someone dropped it before we could take a picture. Worry not, though! We managed to whip up a wily wee replacement quick enough! It all really says something about the nature of the human spirit, you see.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: var(--white); outline: solid 2px var(--black);"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/wettlejak.png style="width:155px"]]
[[/div]]

Remnants of broken dreams and glass, served with helpings of needles and nails, all artfully laid on top of what could've been a better, now unidentifiable, dish. Slightly flavored with sweat and tears. Stepped on ironically at one point.

(Apologies to the chef.)

[[span class="menuSig"]]WETTLE[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #ffadd0; outline: outset 10px #de78a3;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: #ffadd0; outline: solid 2px #de78a3;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/sarkicsal.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: #de78a3; color: var(--white)"]]
NÄLKÄN NIBBLES
[[/div]]

There's nothing I crave quite like an all-meat, vegan-unfriendly, salad. Raw flesh, served cold, melting against the tongue in ways that even the most expensive steaks cant.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: #ffadd0; outline: solid 2px #de78a3;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/ions.png]]
[[/div]]

It's topped generously with rotting blue cheese harvested exclusively from the sickest of cattle. After all, any decent meal needs a little risk of food poisoning. Maybe even a prion disease, how fun!

But that's just for you. I'm completely immune.

[[span class="menuSig"]]GRAND KARCIST ION[[/span]]
[[/div]]


[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: outset 10px #989df0;"]]
[[div class="menuItem modLeft" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #989df0;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/cains.png]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="menuItem modCenter" style="background-color: #989df0; color: var(--black)"]]
CAIN'S OFFERING
[[/div]]

Before the curse, I worked as a farmer. I can't do that anymore, the greenery always wilts. But those leaves have a certain crunch, and I've learned to make use of what I can. Tucked among the bitter herbs and greens, there's a sweet burst of blueberry, just enough to remind you of a time before your greatest sin. Topped with my favorite condiment of choice, mayonnaise.

[[div class="menuItem modRight" style="background-color: var(--ppurple); outline: solid 2px #989df0;"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/CAINSALAD.png style="width:160px"]]
[[/div]]

Will anything I do ever be enough? 

[[span class="menuSig"]]CAIN[[/span]]
[[/div]]



[[div class="menuContainer" style="background-color: #ffbb4a; margin-top: 11rem; padding: 1.5rem; padding-top: 6rem;"]]
[[div class="menuItem" style="border-radius: 100%; background-color: #E9F4F7; width: 250px;top: -1rem; left: 50%;transform: translate(-50%, -50%)"]]
[[image https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab:af2026/CognitoLatteLogoTrans.gif]]
[[/div]]
Start your day off with a mind-bending treat! This dark and rich Secure Cafe Parlor staple is sure to bring a pep to your steps, a zip to your hips, and a full-on para-tactical assault to all five of your brain lobes! Experience a rush of energy and sensations beyond that meant for human senses, all wrapped in our special blend's delectable silky smoothness.

Each serving comes with a special custom Latte configuration hand-designed by experienced coffee anartisans!

[[div class="ribbon"]]
Memochas
[[/div]]

[[/div]]


[[div class="yelpContainer"]]
[[span class="yelpTitle"]]What people are saying[[/span]]

[[div class="yelpUser"]]
[[div class="yelpIcon" style="background-image: url(https://scp-sandbox-3.wdfiles.com/local--files/collab%3Aaf2026/gearschibi.png);background-size: contain"]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpName"]]
**gearsweatytits**
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpName" style="text-align: right;"]]
[[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="noStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="noStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="noStar"]].[[/span]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpBody"]]
Who was this made by, and who is this even for?? I guess I'm the target audience but I really do not understand like besides from me who wants to see old men from my workplace in maid outfits. The best thing I can say is they have a really cute gift shop that has plenty of charms, acrylic stands, coasters, and some plushies. By the time I got there the only plush left was Cain, so I just ended up getting a few charms of Gears and Kondraki for my ita bags.
 
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I ended up getting the cake, Iceberg's drink, and Able's drink. Everything else on the menu looked inedible and diseased. Service wasn't bad it was just strange... I really don't think anyone there was exactly real? Maybe reanimated corpses? The place was infested with black mold, puddles, and fungi, and there was 0 health ratings I could find anywhere. Given the "secretive" nature of this I do not think anything is has been inspected at all. Hell, I even saw some of the water used in the drinks was sourced from these puddles. Unless you want to make friends with brain-eating amoeba I would avoid.


@@ @@

On a weird note there's a lack of women characters, besides Iris Dark herself. I would've liked to see Dr. Rights or even Light... I do love Iris Dark extremely passionately as she is fine like wine, but her inclusion is odd. I do wonder if this is connected at all to MC&D? 
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
@@ @@
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[[div class="yelpUser"]]
[[div class="yelpIcon" style="background-image: url(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/M%C3%A9ningo-enc%C3%A9phalite_amibienne_primitive.JPG);background-size: contain"]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpName"]]
**braineatingamoeba**
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpName" style="text-align: right;"]]
[[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="yesStar"]].[[/span]][[span class="noStar"]].[[/span]]
[[/div]]
[[div class="yelpBody"]]

From all of the advertising, I really thought this place would be the perfect feasting area for me, truly I did, yes I did. A place for the brainiest of Foundation researchers, all gathered together in one highly transmissible room, packed together no different than worms in a can! Oh, yes, I made through the mid-west so quick you coulda' swore I was a flu pandemic. It was perfect, exactly as advertised! And best of all, I never realized there were so many folks like me meetin' up at places like this!

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I went in a hungry customer and came out full and with a few million new friends, but with no Able keychain.
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**ambroserestaurants**
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A horrid and vapid example of what someone could call an "establishment". Overpriced for inedible food, with abysmal health standards. We at Ambrose Restaurant™ would never go so low as a "cafe" such as this. 


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I loved all the Able merch! I wish there were more photo ops! Most everything was sold out, besides Cain who seemed a bit overstocked lol! Very cute!~

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This had been the location of my church for the past 45 years, imagine my shock when I come in and theyve completely redecorated everything and find the audacity to sell merch of the man who did the first murder. I'm completely appalled. Abel on the other hand was very handsome and looked quite polite. I guess the old men were also handsome. 

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To our dear supporters and friends, we have some bad news…

We regret to inform you that the Secure Cafe Parlor will be shutting down, effective immediately. This decision is a result of circumstances outside of our control, a very big, and I mean very big rock was thrown inside, destroying both the exterior and interior.  Unfortunately, the preservation of the Parlor has been deemed unfeasible.

We will always savor, cherish, and preserve the treasured moments we’ve shared with you all! Never forget, the Secure Cafe Parlor will exist in your hearts, and in the bonds that we’ve shared.

This is goodbye, but never farewell!

-The Secure Cafe Parlor Team!

This website will remain until the lease expires, or until the SCP Foundation Department Of Copyright Protection & Enforcement requests its closure as part of its ongoing lawsuit.

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