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If anyone needs to contact me via wiki pm, message the account [[*user S D Locke]]

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|| **Note from The Administrator:** SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. _
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You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A ||
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**Item #:** SCP-AU

**Object Class:** I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!^^TM^^

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized. [[footnote]] SCP-AU is a huge dick, and will make fun of your nasally voice. [[/footnote]]

**Description:** SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

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**Addendum Uno:** SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

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**Addendumb**

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

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**Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.**

Just pretend I wrote something funny here[[footnote]]This goes double for the page as a whole.[[/footnote]].

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**V for Addenda**

**Other Stuff I've Written:**

Entry #17 on the [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3301-testing-log|3301 test log]]], wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/surprise-happy-birthday-6|This creepypasta]]] for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my [[[http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/collab:shaggydredlocks-junk-stuff|sandbox]]] - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.


**Shaggynote:** //Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.//

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