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+++ Note: If anyone needs to contact me via wiki pm, message the account [[*user S D Locke]] [[include :snippets:html5player type=audio | url=[https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/shaggydredlocks/Borrtex%20-%20Memoir%20of%20Solitude.mp3] ]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] || **Note from The Administrator:** SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. _ _ You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A || [[include component:image-block name=weasel.png|caption= SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.|width=300px]] **Item #:** SCP-AU **Object Class:** I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!^^TM^^ **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized. [[footnote]] SCP-AU is a huge dick, and will make fun of your nasally voice. [[/footnote]] **Description:** SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs. [[module ListPages created_by="shaggydredlocks" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="scp" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ SCP Number ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% || %%updated_at%% || [[/module]] [[module ListPages created_by="s d locke" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="scp" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ SCP Number ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% || %%updated_at%% || [[/module]] **Addendum Uno:** SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU. [[module ListPages created_by=created_by="shaggydredlocks" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="tale" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ Title ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] [[module ListPages created_by=created_by="s d locke" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="tale" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ Title ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] **Addendumb** SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them. [[module ListPages created_by="shaggydredlocks" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="goi-format" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ GOI Format Articles ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] [[module ListPages created_by="s d locke" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="goi-format" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ GOI Format Articles ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] **Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.** Just pretend I wrote something funny here[[footnote]]This goes double for the page as a whole.[[/footnote]]. [[module ListPages created_by="shaggydredlocks" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="supplement" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ Supplements ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] [[module ListPages created_by="s d locke" order="rating desc" separate="no" tags="supplement" perPage="250" prependLine="||~ Supplements ||~ Rating ||~ Comments ||~ Created ||~ Edited ||"]] || %%title_linked%% || %%rating%% || %%comments%% || %%created_at%% ||%%updated_at%% || [[/module]] **V for Addenda** **Other Stuff I've Written:** Entry #17 on the [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3301-testing-log|3301 test log]]], wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!! [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/surprise-happy-birthday-6|This creepypasta]]] for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush". Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my [[[http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/collab:shaggydredlocks-junk-stuff|sandbox]]] - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them. **Shaggynote:** //Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.// [[collapsible show="+" hide="- Hide comment tracker"]] [[module ListPages created_by="shaggydredlocks" perPage="100"]] %%title_linked%% %%commented_at%% %%commented_by_linked%% %%created_at%% [[/module]] [[module ListPages created_by="s d locke" perPage="100"]] %%title_linked%% %%commented_at%% %%commented_by_linked%% %%created_at%% [[/module]] [[/collapsible]] [[include component:sybadge code=egd]] [[include component:sybadge code=srs]] [[include component:sybadge code=apf]] [[include component:sybadge code=scl]] [[include component:sybadge code=tsf]] [[include component:sybadge code=mww]] [[/=]]