Link to article: Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: > **Document X45-a** > > "The Mean Dragon" > > There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, > He changed his shape just to make people sad! > He'd be mean to everyone! Yes, even you! > Everyone called him six-eighty-two. > One day the big doctor had had enough, > "You're mean and you're smelly, > I'll show you who's tough!" > First he decided to use a big crystal > "I'll freeze and then shatter him with my pistol!" > The dragon's skin showed a quick aversion, > So it stopped at 62% conversion! > Then the big doctor thought, "Hmm.. what to do... > I know I'll use good ol' 162!" > But the mean dragon was too clever for him, > And he attached the big ball to his left fore-limb! > He ran around the big halls and made a terrible mess, > Then he went back to his home under much distress. > The big doctor groaned and he moaned and he stomped, > When he suddenly saw a little agent prompt, > "Sir, I know a way out of this pickle, > We'll just show the dragon the monster that tickles!" > So they sent 999 to deal with their foe, > But 999 didn't want to go, > So they told it the dragon was being too mean, > And it went bravely onto the scene. > It jumped on the dragon, who let out a roar, > But he tickled and tickled and tickled some more, > Then, suddenly, the dragon was giggling, > But the monster just kept on jiggling and jiggling, > Finally the dragon pulled the monster off, > But he did not let out a roar or a scoff, > He said, "Thank you, sir, you're a saviour hereafter, > Cause you have shown me the great gift of laughter." Area hosting the document was firebombed. All recovered children who had been read the document were recruited into D-class. Addendum (05-29-2011): Due to frequent requests for an audio form of this report, Research Assistant Corbette and Agent Mao have created a spoken version. Please see [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/snuggle-cuddle-and-protect-the-mean-dragon/the%20mean%20dragon.mp3 Audio Log X45-a]. [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] ===== > **Filename:** the%20mean%20dragon.mp3 > **Author:** [[*user SpaceMao]] > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source Link:** [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/snuggle-cuddle-and-protect-the-mean-dragon SCP Foundation Wiki] ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]