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[[div style="float:right; margin:0 2em 1em 2em; width:300px; border:0;"]] |||| [[image scp-science.jpg width="300px"]] || ||||~ ,,SCP Foundation Science Division,, || [[/div]] **Name:** Dr S C Regan **Security Clearance:** Level 2 **Position:** Technical Administrator for Admissions, Records and [DATA EXPUNGED], Science Division **Current Location:** Sector-25 **Duties:** Ensuring data integrity and coherence of Foundation documentation. **History:** Dr Regan was discovered in a janitorial closet at Sector-25 when staff began work on the morning of ██/██/████ . It is presumed that he had been lurking there for some time before announcing his presence. Tissue samples harvested during vivisection demonstrated no anomalous qualities. Accordingly, at the direction of O5-5 he was given a white coat and told to get to work. Subsequently it was remembered to put him back together. During Incident-████-03 Dr Regan [REDACTED] interaction with SCP-████ that [REDACTED]. Subsequently Dr Regan must be considered an active cognitohazard. The status of his [REDACTED] as data storage for ██% of Sector-25's records means he must be [DATA CORRUPTED] on a regular basis. **Profile:** Dr Regan is always ready to lend a hand to help staff ensure that spelling and grammar in their Special Constipation Procedures recrods are without flauf and holds herself to a high standard of prefection. Under no circumstances is he to be approached regarding matters of tone and clinicality as OH YE SUBLIME OH YE CRAWLING OH YE BETWEEN ANGELS AND INSECTS WHO WALK AND STAND IN THE SUN OH YE FOUNDATION SEE YOUR WORK UNDONE HATEHATEHATEHATE **SCPs Documented:** * [[[SCP-554]]] - The Perfect Murder * [[[SCP-1235]]] - Atlas Microcosm * [[[SCP-1251]]] - The Accident Blackspot (a Highwayman's Corpse) * [[[Log-1251-01]]] - ^^it's not gravity, it's acceleration^^ * [[[SCP-1416]]] - Transmigratory Teapot * [[[SCP-1418]]] - The Dowager's Comb * [[[SCP-1421]]] - The Unreliable Oracle * [[[SCP-1447]]] - Tulpa * [[[SCP-1477]]] - The Philosopher's Stove * [[[SCP-1552]]] - The Dog Who Loves Closeups **Foundation Tales:** * [[[Cut Up While Thinking]]] - a short Tale about [[[SCP-1981]]]; somewhat inspired by Smapti's [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-robinsons-statement Dr Robinson's Statement] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/surprise-happy-birthday-2 "Dark"] - a short Tale for Gears' birthday stories * [[[Once But Not Now]]] - a Tale about an old man * [[[Nor Shall My Sword Sleep]]] - the story of [[[SCP-1235]]] from the perspective of the //other// Foundation * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/acquisitions-hub Acquisitions: A Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale] - It's finally up! It's a novella-length Tale (~45,000 words) set in the SCP Foundation universe but primarily focusing on MC&D. Check out the hub page [http://www.scp-wiki.net/acquisitions-hub here] for author's notes. * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/acquisitions1 Act I—'Jellybeans'] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/acquisitions2 Act II—'You are invited'] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/acquisitions3 Act III—'Rainy in London'] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-hub New Age: A Tale] - The second of my 'Veil Protocol' Tales, this time focusing around the Foundation and the Chaos Insurgency. As a word of warning it's more than twice the length of 'Acquisitions'. Check out the hub page [http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-hub here] for author's notes and a list of all skips referenced. * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-1 Book I—'Cells'] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-2 Book II—'Mr Brightside'] * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-age-3 Book III—'Gunning for the Buddha'] **Other Creations:** * [http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/sector-25 Facility Profile - Sector-25 (in progress)] * [http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/sregans-sandbox My sandbox]