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**To:** HSMaple@adpt.scip.net
**From:** AFlint2@adpt.scip.net
**Subject:** **RE**: Rejected
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Harry,

So sorry to hear that they didn’t want to take on your research further. A huge bummer, because from what I saw, your drafts were shaping up incredibly. Hell, you even made reading about protein sequencing //interesting//, and that already should've put you leagues ahead of the usual drywall that gets funded.

If you feel up to it, maybe have a look at submitting it to one of those research journals?[[footnote]] //Officially published collections of research material. The SCP Foundation run a few worldwide, hidden to regular academic communities.// [[/footnote]] They’re usually looking for articles this time of year. 

I promise they're more than coffee table material, and besides, it’d be a shame for all that overtime you spent on [[[scp-8481|8481]]] to go to total waste. For what it's worth, most journals' standards aren't unfathomable, you could 100% get your piece printed in one of them. Either way, published work is published work.

We can catch up at some point if you're still feeling down about it all.

Best of luck,

Arthur

**//Dr. Arthur Flint//**
**//Site-17 - Department of Archaeology//**
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//Site-18 Monthly / Volume 223, Issue 01// 
+ Tough Crowd: A Curated Collection of the More 'Notable' Journal Titles in Foundation History

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//Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science[[footnote]]//A journal that focuses on research revolving around the field of Archaeology//. [[/footnote]]  / Volume 57, Issue 05//
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[[span style="font-family: Arial;font-size: 120%"]] //Site-18 Monthly[[footnote]] //Site-18's own journal. They still accept applications worldwide, though//. [[/footnote]]  / Volume 201, Issue 10// [[/span]]
[[span style="font-family: Arial;font-size: 140%;"]]**Good Morning Anthropocene: An Analysis of the Impacts of Climate Change on Crypto-meteorological Phenomena** [[/span]]
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[[span style="font-family: EB Garamond;font-size: 120%"]] //Babel[[footnote]] //The go-to Foundation journal for anything theological, philosophical, folklorish, or fiction//. [[/footnote]]  / Volume 31, Issue 9// [[/span]]
[[span style="font-family: EB Garamond;font-size: 140%;"]]**Oh God: A Meta-Analysis on the Scientific Value of Hermeneutics 
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[[span style="font-family: Arial;font-size: 120%"]] //Area-314 Yearly[[footnote]] //Research developed and published directly from Area-314//. [[/footnote]]  / Volume 42, Issue 09// [[/span]]
[[span style="font-family: Arial;font-size: 140%;"]]**On the Rocks: An Evaluation of the Reliability of Permafrost as a Containment Procedure
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[[span style="font-family: EB Garamond;font-size: 140%;"]]**Forty-Two: A Proposition on Efficiency for the Application of Anomalous Supercomputers in Astrophilosophical Research** [[/span]]
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[[span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size: 120%"]] //The Foundation Journal of Cryptozoology[[footnote]] //Mostly concerns anomalous fauna, and sometimes, flora//. [[/footnote]] / Volume 5, Issue 03// [[/span]]
[[span style="font-family: Verdana;font-size: 140%;"]]**A Simple Question of Weight Ratios: The Importance of Taxonomy in Identifying Migrational Patterns of Anomalous Fauna** [[/span]]
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[[span style="font-family: EB Garamond;font-size: 140%;"]]**Cogito, Ergo Sum: An Argument for the Capabilities of Humanity and the Importance of Security in the Astrophilosophical Field** [[/span]]
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[[span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size: 120%"]] //Journal of Social Sciences[[footnote]] //Its contents vary per volume, but it's the most casual of the bunch//. [[/footnote]]  / Volume 5, Issue 03// [[/span]]
[[span style="font-family: Verdana;font-size: 140%;"]]**█████████ ████, ████ ███: A Discussion on ‘Imposter Syndrome’ and its reported rise in Class-C Research Staff
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//Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 27, Issue 07//
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//Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 25, Issue 13//
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[[span style="font-family: EB Garamond;font-size: 140%;"]]**And I Would’ve Gotten Away with It Too, If It Weren’t for You Meddling Variables: A Systematic Review of Risk Assessments in the Face of the Improbable** [[/span]]
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