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[[tab J1-13]]

**Name:** J1-13 (Henrik Sturmatem)

**Position:** Janitor Overseer Council

**Background:** Nobody is quite sure when J1-13 first started working for the Foundation, with some rumoring that he's been around longer than the Administrator. These personnel are, of course, reminded that the Administrator doesn't actually exist and that J1-13 likely started working before the Great RAISA Fire of '94, which destroyed almost all records of Level 0 staff.

J1-13 has served without major distinction as a Foundation janitor, cleaning a large collection of random anomalies. J1-13 has shown the marked ability to not die after at least twenty years working with the Foundation, having been involved in ███ containment breaches, the majority of which involved him cowering under a table and repeatedly muttering "I went to law school for this?"

As a result of having been employed by the Foundation for an exceptionally long period of time for a janitor, Henrik Sturmatem was promoted to the J1 Council as J1-13, giving him full Level 1 Clearance. [[footnote]]The J1 Council refers to the committee consisting of the highest-ranking janitors of the Foundation. With complete access to all information regarding the cleaning of anomalies in containment, the J1 Council oversees all Foundation cleaning operations worldwide and directs its long-term cleaning plans. Due to the sensitivity of their positions, J1 Council members must --not-- come into direct contact with any anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Furthermore, the identities of all J1 Council members is classified; all council members are referred to only by their numeric designation (J1-1 through J1-13).[[/footnote]] This does not absolve him of any cleaning duties.

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+ Objects Cleaned:

> ||~ [[[SCP-3310]]]||
> 
> //There wasn't even anything for me to clean here - National Parks are pretty good about keeping out trash and litter, and the containment crew got mad at me when I tried to clean up the log itself. Something about it potentially having the ability to release a dead god.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-3477]]]||
> 
> //This guy was pretty chill, to be honest. It was weird how he kept changing his anomaly, teleporting between rooms and forgetting who I was, but it was nice how I finally got to interact with a humanoid that wasn't trying to kill me.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-2684]]]||
> 
> //I just cleaned up some trash off the beach here, it was pretty relaxing. They got mad when I wanted to go swimming though, which is a total bummer.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-2317-J]]]||
> 
> //They sent me into apply a fresh coat of paint to the door. I almost opened it because the voice on the other side said he'd given me dollar if I did, but then I read that sticky note and decided not too. Probably should have done it anyway, it would have doubled my salary for that week.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-3557]]]||
> 
> //I was sent in to clean one of the new Mark II CSDs one day and only ended up triggering it. Dr. Yolas was really mad, but what was she expecting when she sent me in to clean something like that? How was I// not //supposed to set off every single mechanism simultaneously?//

> ||~ [[[Nx-03]]]||
> 
> //They made me rebuild Site-03.//
> //By myself.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-3932]]]||
> 
> //I got put on pool cleaning duty for these dolphins. One of the ones in the tank kept trying to convert me to communism in Auslan, which was really weird. I considered it, though.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-3797]]] ||
> 
> //This will have been cleaned by me, at an indeterminate date in the future when after it has been constructed.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-3668]]] ||
> 
> //I get to clean this every four years, whenever the new president is elected. Once I even got to see the President from the down the hall. He looked insulted at my presence.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-1444]]] ||
> 
> //The psychopomp responsible for this doesn't actually like it when I clean their tombstones for them. They even slapped me for it once and told me to stop, so know I just this as my lunch break.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-4400]]] ||
> 
> //Once when I was cleaning here, a shadow kept trying to sell me a Library card. Little did he know I've been a member of the Hand for years. His mom got pissed about it when I snitched to her.//

> ||~ [[[SCP-2002-J]]] ||
> 
> //I had to scrape the guys body off the street when he died. Remember: divine hubris never works out well.//

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[[tab Stormbreath]]
+ "Stormbreath"

**Serial Number:** 96231847/0638

Real Name: **[CLASSIFIED]**
Nationality: **American**
Gender: **Male**
Date of Birth: **[CLASSIFIED]**

++ Biographical Information
Stormbreath initially served within the Unusual Incidents Unit, joining at the age of 20. However, five years later, he defected to the Global Occult Coalition for "bigger guns," which is the most commonly stated reason for individuals joining the Coalition. Stormbreath was given his code name for being incredibly loud and spitting all the time.

++ Career Service Vitae
Stormbreath has been reassigned to the Community Outreach of the Global Occult Coalition for repeated incidents involving very large guns. He has been involved in the investigation of the following anomalous objects:

> ||~ [[[project-proposal-1994-103|A Song of Hope and Home]]] ||
> //This had nothing to do with guns and therefore is a disappointment.//

> ||~ [[[uiu-file-1941-016|UIU File: Chicago Revenant]]] ||
> //This is why I left the UIU - because nobody tried shooting Night. So what if he's a ghost and nobody ever saw him in person?//

> ||~ [[[LTE-0851-Cetus]]]||
> //By God, this was glorious, the greatest show of force ever displayed on this God's good earth. Sure, it might have killed four hundred of my men but we got to blast the shit out of it.//

> ||~ [[[squid-ispolin|GRU-P casefile "SQUID ISPOLIN"]]]||
> //It's a shame the Soviet Union collapsed before I could get the chance to bombard the babies with nuclear fury.//

> ||~ [[[SPC-2922]]] ||
> //I would have preferred a pinch more guns, but I found the overwhelming show of force displayed here to be perfectly acceptable and quite honorable.//
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+++ Creepypasta:

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+++ Tales:

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+++ Hubs:

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+++ Themes I Didn't Post Myself

* [/theme:ad-astra Ad Astra Theme] (Made & Manage)
* [/theme:broken-masquerade Broken Masquerade Theme] (Rewrote)
* [/theme:creepypasta Creepypasta Theme] (Major Code Help)
* [/theme:mcd Marshall, Carter and Dark Theme] (Rewrote & Manage)
* [/theme:mcd-gray Marshall, Carter and Dark Theme (Gray)] (Rewrote & Manage)
* [/theme:pet Pet Theme] (Rewrote)
* [/theme:sh Wanderer's Theme] (Rewrote & Manage)
* [/theme:xmas Christmas Theme] (Translator)

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[[tab Commentary]]

**Disclaimer:** I //used// to do this. I just can't bring myself to do it anymore, let alone with catch up on the backlog of year old articles. I won't be updating this any further; check the author pages for commentary of any missing articles because there's a good chance there's some there.

[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3310" hide=" - The Old Man of the Lake"]]
* My idea when making this was to take a real world thing that seemed a bit paranormal and turn it into an object. I played with a couple other ideas, including the Curse of Tamerlane, but I ended up going for the Old Man.
* A lot of this article is real - there really is a log in Crater Lake, it's been there since the late 1800s, the incident about scientists removing actually happened (all of it - they removed it, there were storms immediately, they thought they pissed off the log and put it back), the myths at the end are real Klamath myths
* My intent was that the Foundation/ASCI's messing with the log has been weakening it's ability to keep Llao dead. This was more evident in the original, before I changed what Pangloss was saying. However, that wasn't really in line with his character, so he doesn't tell the Foundation they're fucking up now. The idea is that they still are.

* I rewrote this, somewhat recently. I wasn't happy with the original version, because it didn't add enough to the actual facts of the Old Man. I'm much happier with the newer execution, which has a couple good lines and such. (Pictures of the original have been uploaded to the article.)
* Since my byline on the original was that the Foundation was fucking things up, I decided to run with it and make this a Hiemal. This is both an set of interconnected anomalies that are containing each other; and something which the balance of which has been upset by the Foundation.
* I don't like {{[DATA EXPUNGED]}} as a trope, but I had to put in to cover the fact that the scientists in 1988 didn't actually see anything. Not happy with it, but it's better than the alternative.
* I removed the "every hundred years" line from this, but still have the implication that the seal is becoming weaker. There's hints that the situation is getting worse, which are carried by the final note.
* The last eruption of Mount Mazama was attributed to Llao. The last Sigma event could mean one of two things: Llao is about to break free and blow up the mountain, OR Skell can no longer keep Llao contained is going to blow up the mountain to try and stop him. Neither is very reassuring.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3477" hide=" - Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up?"]]
* This takes inspiration from a lot of different SCPs, most notably [[[SCP-2404]]] and [[[SCP-1041]]]. It's interesting that nobody has said that mine reminded me of those, because it was initially concieved as combination of those.
* The title is a bad reference.
* Harold Holt was not always the guy who became anomalous. I had decided I wanted it to be a politician or somebody famous, and then I wanted a politican who had mysteriously disappeared. It came down to either Harold Holt or Jimmy Hoffa, and I decided to go with Harold Holt because his disappearance worked a bit better. 
* One of my favorite things about this article is the amount of world building in it - the article really feels like it's an integrated part of the SCP world. The table especially references a high number of GoIs and makes several crosslinks, both of which continued in the table.
* The Great Barrier Reef Empire-In-Exile is a reference to my unwritten dolphin empire skip. (It was originally a merfolk empire, but then I thought that sapient dolphins would being easier to brush over and just accept.)
* Ottaviano Medici is from the House of Medici, specifically from the height of it's power in the 15th century. He's also immortal, but he has a much better way of maintaining it than animatronic Harold got. In short - MC&D cheated 3477-23.
* The idea of Extraordinary Special Containment Procedures were taken from [[[SCP-3072]]], although I didn't put in a crosslink there. I used it to represent instructions of what to do in the case of a breach scenario.
* I used MTF Zeta-2 because I wanted a Task Force that hadn't been used much, and was surprised to find one that had only been mentioned on the log of Extranormal Events. My headcanon is that it's primarily a humanoid recontainment task force.
* While writing, I never had an concrete number of Harold Holts that I wanted there to be in total, but now I do. I chosen the number primarily just because I liked having 34 in it (because that was always the contained number) and I liked having repeated numbers, but now I like having it be a fraction: the Foundation contained 34/77 Harold Holts, so there are 33 more.
* I don't have an answer as to which of the Harold Holts are real, or how there are so many of them. Your guess is as good as mine.

* DrChandra contacted me and asked if I wanted to collab on a full table of Harolds, so we made [[[document-3477-2|Document-3477 #2]]]. He did most of the work, and I just did some editing.
* The only instance I actually wrote for this was the Australian Selkie (-4), which was based off a now deleted SCP written by Freudian. Somebody asked if one of the instances on the main 3477 page was a reference to that (it wasn't) but I thought it would be cool to make the reference.
* Most of the crosslinks were added by me to already written instances: the 963-like hat, the tulpa and the lucky one were all written when I decided to throw out some crosslinks to similar ones. The corgi train bit served to justify faeries a little more. -18 was originally explicitly a god, but I modified that to use the same format as 3480, and crosslink to there.
* -22 originally got it's wish from "a high level reality bender" but that was just so bland and clinical. I changed it to djinn because I was able to find a crosslink that worked, and it just flows so much better.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-2684" hide=" - Where's the Beach?"]]
* I've already talked about the inspiration for this on the discussion page, but it's from the fear of briefly losing sight of the beach while swimming. 
* The title is also a bad reference.
* One of the first drafts for this had 8872, 3613 and 5327 all end up committing suicide - 8872 by intentionally drowning herself, 3613 with the knife and 5327 with the same gun the captain used. However, that was pretty cliche and I didn't like the sameness, so 8872 just drowned and 5237 starved to death.
* D-8872's crime was killing somebody (sibling/parent/spouse/child/friend) by drowning or letting them drown. Thus, she thinks she's in an ironic hell, and genuinely believes she's been damned to hell at the end.
* At one point, I had 5327 hallucinate as he's starving to death. However, because his narration was the only source of info regarding the last log, there really wouldn't be an easy way to make it explicit that he was hallucinating.
* My hope was that it'd be clear than 5327 killed 1176 after their argument, and that it'd be less clear that 5327 ate both 1176 and the captain. There aren't as many hints to those, with there only being one very subtle remark about how he ate the captain's body.
* The alternate history was meant to hammer in that this ocean is not anywhere on Earth, and that the D-Class aren't just, say, in the middle of the pacific. The other ship let me extend the amount of time that people spent in the ocean to several months. 
* The "false remains of the child" that were created as part of the cover story were a clone of the kid. That line was meant to be a "Wait, what?" moment, but may have been too subtle. [[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-2317-J" hide=" - A Door to Another Parody"]]
* I've had the idea for this one for a while, and I finally just decided to actually write it up. This was a really quick write, only taking me about two hours of writing and little revisions. 
* The "Blackbox-Blackbox-Blackbox-Blackbox" joke was the first part of this that I originally thought of, because the idea of people actually saying "Redacted" is really funny to me.
* All of the characters (except for the D-Class) in the article were taken from the people who accessed the file in the original article, which wasn't something I had ever really paid attention to before. That said, KPC being the level 4 person allowed me to make a dog joke.
* This is oddly similar to the skip I wrote before it - short description followed by a bunch of dialogue.
* I've thought about turning this into a non-J, and I feel that parts of it could work: instead of being SCP-2317-K behind the door, some sort of interdimensional vampire would work, playing up the "can't enter unless invited" and "mind-control" tropes.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3557" hide=" - CK or OK?"]]
* This wasn't always a format screw. Originally, the warning message was in the body of the SCP article itself, and then I decided to move it to the beginning, so that people would get the same "Oh shit" reaction as the Foundation. From there, I added a couple more messages that are meant to be in the moment. The email from Yolas was originally an Addendum, but I moved it to a seperate thing because I could. The excessive footnotes from Yolas were always there - it was always meant to be a first iteration of the article.
* I'm happy about how the formatting of this turned out. I had to put the SCP and the second email into divs so that I could include the footnote block within the SCP portion itself (and it also let me put in quote blocks that looked decent)
* This wasn't originally meant to be part of the Tag-Less Contest, but then I realized how little could be said about it. It works best as an SCP file, but it's really just an Extranormal Event with a lot of significance - and most tags aren't for Extranormal Events. I had to remove the explicit GoI references from the SCP to remove tags, but I'm happy with what I replaced them with.
* This is a load of dense technobabble, and is mostly incomprehensible in all honesty. It's probably too much, but the entire thing does have internal consistency with itself, and tries to explain everything. It is meant to leave the reader confused, because that's what the Foundation is feeling.
* I made sure to include mostly nonamalous methods of detection for the CSDs, so that people wouldn't just say they operate off of handwavium. Some of the methods do, but there are several others that don't.
* This has a bunch of crosslinks, including two 001s! I really hope that it doesn't feel excessive. The two times it lists of sites and dimensions probably is, but other than that they should feel natural.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3932" hide=" - The Dolphin Manifesto"]]
* uh
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3797" hide=" - The Once and Future Gun"]]
* This was an attempt to do a very simple SCP: under 500 words, no footnotes, no addenda. I wanted to do something in the polar opposite of what I normally did.
* The idea from this was literally just a dream in which some people killed God by shooting him from the future.
* SCP-3797-ARC was a non-human reality altering entity that was a god (but the Foundation hates that word). If the GOC knew about it, they'd classify it as an Ex Machina Threat Entity.
* The best part of this - to me - was being able to use the future perfect in an article and having that be the only accurate tense to describe what was going on. I love the future perfect.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-888-EX" hide=" - tan and laundry by dado"]]
* The joke here is that, of course, this is a dado product that is completely mundane. There is absolutely nothing anomalous about tan and laundry.
*  Agent Min is a reference to minmin, who was one of the users who --encouraged-- discouraged me to write this when I was just blindly shopping the idea on site19.
* Some people raised objections with this having been given an SCP designation, but my response is that the Foundation in charge of investigating this jumped the gun a bit. They were so sure that anything dado related was anomalous that they declared this anomalous without any real evidence.
* Another complaint is that this may have been too much dado, but the way I see this article is set up in a rather different way than most dado articles. While dado does recieve a request and then poorly executes it, the actual request is relayed in a different way and dado is more proactive. The narrative structure is different than other dado.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-3668" hide=" - Provenance"]]
* It still //baffles// me how this is the only shield on the entire wiki. I have checked, and this is the only shield that has been written, and that's so bizarre.
* What's interesting about this is that it was able to do a rather simple and generic magic item and have it do reasonably well - it's a good example of execution over concept.
 * I attribute this to the hints of story and some of the details of the actual item, but more importantly how the narrative is conveyed throughout the article.
* Potomac Briefings are something that I've had in my headcanon for a while, and I always wanted a good item for them. As I was writing this, I realized that this would fit well.
* Pytheas is a real dude, and On the Ocean is a real work. It existed around the Roman invasion of Scotland, so it'd be reasonable for the CPSO to have had it and recorded the relevant section. (But the full text was lost sometime later, meaning that not everyone could hear about it.)
* The Unknown period between 1096 and 1104 is the First Crusade. The Vatican declared 3668 unholy some time between 1104 and 1808, and then expunged their own records to cover up the fact that they brought it with them on crusades.
* In my headcanon, the Estate //noir// were precursors to the Chaos Insurgency. That's why they destroyed records when being absorbed into the Foundation, and how they were able to take the shield when they formed into the Insurgency.
* But of course, it makes sense of the Chaos Insurgency to be a major belligerent against the Foundation during the Seventh Occult War, because I mean of course.
* This, at one point, tied into Resurrection and Omega-7. I still need to get around to writing the tale about that, but it's not a high priority for me at the moment.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-1444" hide=" - A Gravedigger for the Forgotten"]]
* I wrote the Containment Procedures for this over the course of several weeks a long time before posting (like months) and then finished in about two hours when I wanted to crank out an SCP and grab one of VP's new slots.
* ...
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SCP-4000" hide=" - This Is Not A Place of Honor"]]
* The Hector Rosales that appears in this is the father of Achilles Rosales, who appears in 3477 as the commander of the MTF that's hunting down the Harold Holts. The family has a thing for Homeric names.
* Caceres might be the serpent from the Garden of Eden, or some variation of a Prometheus figure. It's extradimensional, so it's very likely and possible that it served that role on another plane of existence. 
* This went through a HEAVY set of revisions 
 * was more complex, tons of subdesignations
 * eigenweapon was a reveal, rather than a lead
 * actual weapon was WAY DIF
* upside down thing still canon -- just didnt have room to fit it in
* the king is pacal (same as Civ)
* chak'iin means ... Red Water
* word codenames were to show that they are occasionally used (I think they are clearer)
* Site-151 is the same as SCP-4300
[[/collapsible]]  

[[collapsible show=" + Project Proposal 1994-103" hide=" - A Song of Hope and Home"]]
* Adebowale is Yoruba for "the crown has come home" and is a gender neutral name.
 * The meaning of the name is super important -> Adebowale is home now.
 * I don't have an assigned gender for Adebowale as a character. Also, Adebowale is the entirety of their name in the anart community - they're one of those artists that only goes by their first names. (Like Prince or Beyonce)
* My headcanon is that AWCY? uses the same Universe classification system as the Wanderer's Library. X-### universes are meant to represent dead universes.
* The hot chocolate, coffee, tea and blankets in the materials list are so Adebowale can take care of the people after they listen to the song - it's emotionally draining, and you need some time to recover.
* The steel triangle is used for the memetic primer, and the beryllium bronze triangle is used for the memetic cleaner. The idea is that beryllium bronze stabilizes reality, and is thuse able to remove the memetic primers that the song places.
* Adebowale calls it "Pandora's Amphora", not Box. This isn't just them being poetic or descriptive: my idea is that everyone calls it an amphora in their home reality, and this is one of those few subtle differences between worlds.
* A large part of the inspiration for this as I was writing was my failure to convey 100% of the emotion and imagery I've felt through writing. I've always wanted to just be able to put the ideas into somebody else's head, so they actually //know//.
* The original idea of this piece was just a song that took viewers to a beautiful sight. When I was writing, I had the realization that the most beatiful things we see aren't objective, but subjective, so for someone else to think something was incredibly beautiful you'd need to give them the same experiences as you. This led me to the idea of the narrator having gone through extreme hardship before seeing the sight, and that being the main reason they thought it was beautiful.

* This has now been linked to on SCP-2753. To explain what happened in that: Adebowale initially created the piece sometime between 1984 and 1988, and then showed it at anart festivals around the world. One of these was unfortunately destroyed as a result of a jenga accident, but Adebowale turned out okay and decided to submit the piece to the 1994 Expo.
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show=" + SPC-2922" hide=" - ARMÁ ORÚN"]]
* I swear I will do this soon
* Ará Orún means "Citizen of Heaven". ARMÁ ORÚN is a weird pastiche of languages, but ARMÁ is //meant// to mean army. Therefore, it means "Army of Heaven".
* One of my favorite bits of this article is the realization of Corbenic that they aren't dealing with a normal iteration of the Foundation - no, this is the //Shark Punching Centre//. They **punch sharks.**
[[/collapsible]]

[[collapsible show=" + War on All Fronts" hide=" - My Canon"]]
* WoAF started one night late on Site19, when I decided to pitch an idea of "What if we wrote a story using every single GoI format. A lot of people said they were interested, and I immediately regretted everything.
* There were troubles in getting this to site, but we managed to get it working as a Canon. It's now official and everything, so I've done that.
* Some more stuff is planned for it.
* Hy-Brasil being a Nexus is something I've always liked the idea of, not just in the SCP-verse. I've thought of it as one of those places where magic could still exist, and I'm very happy to have gotten it published and doing well.
* Most of the names in LTE-0851-Cetus are references to other works of fiction, and most should be relatively easy to figure out. (One is, of course, my second author avatar)
[[/collapsible]]
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[[tab Headcanons]]
+ Small Foundation
* The Small Foundation is the most realistic of my headcanons, and is drastically different from a normal interpretation of the Foundation-verse.
* In Small Foundation, the Foundation is defined by it's small size. They don't have much of a budget, anomalies are rare, and it's very possible for them to conceal everything.
* The Foundation contains, perhaps, ten unique anomalies a year. They don't have more than 500 objects in containment at any given time. It's much smaller than the normal interpretation.
* D-Class don't exist. At all.
* Most GoIs do not exist, and are incompatible with the headcanon. The few that would are: Nobody, ORIA, Chicago Spirit, Black Queen, Serpent's Hand
* The Foundation, in Small Foundationverse, can justify their ideology of containment by being the only game in town. I feel this is a major weak point in most views of Foundationverse.
* 001 Proposal: WJS

+ Mystic Foundation
* Mystic Foundation, as I would describe it, is the closest the Foundation could get to being released as an actual work of fiction/TV/movie.
* The biggest defining feature of the Mystic Foundation is that there are very few "random" anomalies - everything tends to relate to something larger. There are causes and effects - but most importantly, anomalies don't just //happen//.
* In a major department from the normal values of the Foundation, the Mystic Foundation's goal is to maintain the Masquerade and keep BOTH the anomalous and the mundane safe: they don't hate the anomalous, and they are a lot friendlier to it.
* Mystic Foundation runs a couple places for humanoid anomalies to live that aren't just prisons - remember, these guys don't hate the anomalous. Dangerous humanoid anomalies get the prison treatment, but Cactusman, Major Alexei Belatrov or T-Flex? Unecessary.
* Mystic Foundation, in keeping with their stated goals, is a lot more willing to utilize the anomalous in containment of the anomalous - they don't have a problem with it. Their goal is safety.
* This is, imo, the most moral and good of the Foundations.
* GoIs: Broken God, Sarkicism, Fifthism, Factory, Wondertainment, Nobody, Pangloss, Oneiroi,  Serpent's Hand, maybe Prometheus Labs
* 001 Proposal: Spikebrennan's, Tanhony's, Clef's
 * Kalinin's could reasonably exist here

+ Big Foundation
* Big Foundation is where I give up completely on any remote sense of realism, because nothing about any of SCP-verse even comes close to making sense in the slighest.
 * I could go on for hours about all the things I find unrealistic. I won't here. If you're curious, hit me up on IRC.
 * But basically, the only way SCP-verse makes sense is if you give up trying to make it make sense.
* In Big Foundation, **//everything//** is canon, by which I mean everything. The world has been destroyed and reset a billion times, every SCP exists, there were three King Arthurs, and nothing makes sense.
* The Big Foundation is where all the BIG tech comes into play - SRAs, Reality Sinks, L-Cannons, you name it, it's here and it's powerful. Every GoI exists, and they all have interplay with each other.
* GoIs: All of them
* 001 Proposal: All of them

+ NECROFOUNDATION
* A Foundation owned by necromancers and staffed by undead of all sorts. The O5 Council is a group of thirteen liches, and the Administrator might be a god of death.
 * D-Class means Dead-Class and are just rank-and-file zombies with a minimal amount of control from a necromancer (who might also be undead)
 * MTFs are a bunch of Jason Voorhees-esque killers. Samsara, Pandora's Box and all of the other anomalous task Forces don't exist because the default are already badass and unstoppable juggernauts.
* Ideologically, the NecroFoundation is identical to a normal Foundation. The one and only difference is the undead thing, which they admit is anomalous, but see as self-containing.
* The rest of the world (and every other GoI) are normal. People live a life unaware of the fact that there is a massive zombie cabal running the world. The GOC was raised in such a world and bites their tongue. The Chaos Insurgency might be the Life Insurgency.
* "A million can keep a secret if all of them are dead."
* This Foundation operates with extreme efficiency, for a lot of reasons: they never have to worry about people dying, they can work 24/7, their employees have the utmost loyalty to the Foundation (and couldn't defect if they wanted to), and they have the best logistics.
* GoIs: Any
* 001: Any
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[[tab Underrated]]
I hear a lot of things about "underrated" articles (especially on r/SCP) and such SCPs are very rarely actually underrated - in my opinion, anything above a +100 is not underrated by any means. Also - new stuff is rarely actually underrated, it just hasn't been here long enough. This isn't really a list of my favorite SCPs per se (those don't need more attention, really) but I do like all of the stuff here.

**[[[SCP-1102]]]:** This is one of my favorite SCPs ever - it's atmospheric, creepy and mythical. The imagery is very good, and I like the picture it paints of the Foundation in their attempt to figure things out. It's very thematic and cool - I love it.

**[[[SCP-1643]]]:** This is the Tower of Babel. By itself, that's a pretty fine concept. It does the concept fine, without much embellishment. It really shines, however, in the twist at the end: the main at the end is planning to try and kill G*d so he knows that that God is worth worshipping. A G*d that can be slain is not worth worship, and it is time to test that faith. Beautiful.

**[[[SCP-2486]]]:** This is a great usage of crosslinks and how they can improve an SCP. The base SCP is neat, but it's with the crosstesting that it really shines. The theme is cool, and it's funny and evocative.

**[[[SCP-2654]]]:** I love this. It's short, simple, bizarre and also creepy in a way that the article barely even focuses on. Getting woken up by a naked genie in the middle of the night and being asked for snack foods would be disturbing, and then it answers whatever you asked a magic 8-ball. It's funny and evocative, while still being off-putting.

**[[[SCP-2931]]]:** This is a short and simple creepy SCP, and it does it well. It's an excellent usage of fridge horror, with a good wham line at the end.

**[[[SCP-2948]]]:** This is great for showing just how dangerous a Safe can be. It's also creative and has a good story with the doctor which shows a more human side to the Foundation, which I always like.

**[[[SCP-3278]]]:** Very clear into what's happening without giving you a good idea of what's actually happening: this is an effective way to show a mystery. While it's clearly space sperm trying to fertilize an earth egg, //you still have no idea what the fuck is happening.// Where did the sperm come from? What is this species? What will happen when they reach the egg?

**[[[SCP-4019]]]:** This is a wonderfully weird SCP that does a lot within a short amount of space. It doesn't last any longer than it has to but manages to convey a level of creepiness in that short space. It's a great example of the economical usage of space.

**[[[an-o5-s-sleepless-night|An O5's Sleepless Night]]]:** A rather short tale, but one with a solid emotional punch at the end. I'm a big fan of the characterization of the O5 the work is about, and it's very resonant to me.
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+ Translations:

__**Chinese:**__
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-888-ex|SCP-888-EX]]] by [[*user Palewalker]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-1444|SCP-1444]]] by [[*user joke3579]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-2317-j|SCP-2317-J]]] by [[*user varitas096]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-3310|SCP-3310]]] by [[*user Simon Arran]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-3477|SCP-3477]]] by [[*user M Element]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-3557|SCP-3557]]] by [[*user ashausesall]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-3797|SCP-3797]]] by [[*user Hannah_AI]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-3932|SCP-3932]]] by [[*user cosycottage]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-4288|SCP-4288]]] by [[*user Eurya]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-4400|SCP-4400]]] by [[*user LeafJensen]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-4477|SCP-4477]]] by [[*user BenjaminBachBen]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-4547|SCP-4547]]] by [[*user Rigil Kentaurus]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-4942|SCP-4942]]] by [[*user M-Chris]]

* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/on-the-outskirts|On the Outskirts]]] by [[*user Simon Arran]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/rainier-night|Rainier Night]] by [[*user SHUUUU]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-001-d|SCP-001-D]]] by [[*user tERaNCarol]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/station-395|Station 395]]] by [[*user Eurya]]

* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/project-proposal-1994-103|A Song of Hope and Home]]] by [[*user Hannah_Ai]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/ambrose-london-prix-fixe|Ambrose London Prix Fixe]]] by [[*user feitag]]
* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/spc-2922|SPC-2922]]] by [[*user Sylvia_Edith]]

* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/war-on-all-fronts-hub|War on All Fronts Hub]]] by [[*user Spadelee]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/nx-03|Nx-03]]] by [[*user tERaNCarol]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/lte-0851-cetus|LTE-0851-Cetus]]] by [[*user qjfoidnh]]

* [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/black-as-night|Black as Night Hub]]] by [[*user feitag]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/spirit-stories|Spirit Stories]]] by [[*user Lossnoshape]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/night-s-collection|Night's Collection]]] by [[*user feitag]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/uiu-file-1941-016|UIU File: 1941-016]]] by [[*user feitag]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/contract-negotiations-01029|Contraction Negotiations]]] by [[*user feitag]] 
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/adoption-poster-ol-shock|Adoption Poster: Ol' Shock!]]] by [[*user feitag]]
 * [[[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/ute-1919-discofather|UTE-1919-Discofather]]] by [[*user feitag]]

__**Japanese:**__
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-888-ex|SCP-888-EX]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-1444|SCP-1444]]] by Nanimono Demonai
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-3477|SCP-3477]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]^^((bibcite translation))^^
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-3557|SCP-3557]]] by [[*user HiddenName]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-3797|SCP-3797]]] by Appendi_Eublepharis
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-3932|SCP-3932]]] by [[*user walksoldi]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-4288|SCP-4288]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-4400|SCP-4400]]] by [[*user Hasuma_S]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-4901|SCP-4901]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-4942|SCP-4942]]] by [[*user sanairomomi_san]]

* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-d|SCP-001-D]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/station-395|Station 395]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]

* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/ambrose-london-prix-fixe|Ambrose London Prix Fixe]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]

* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/embracing-the-angels]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/nx-03|Nx-03]]] by [[*user 7happy7]]
* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/lte-0851-cetus|LTE-0851-Cetus]]] by [[*user 7happy7]]

* [[[http://ja.scp-wiki.net/black-as-night|Black as Night Hub]]] by [[*user C-Dives]]

__**Korean:**__
* [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/scp-3932|SCP-3932]]] by [[*user Kaestine]]

* [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/the-amazonian-hind|The Amazonian Hind]]] by [[*user Salamander724]]

* [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/war-on-all-fronts-hub|War on All Fronts Hub]]] by [[*user Salamander724]] 
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/squid-ispolin|GRU-P casefile "Squid Ispolin"]]] by unknown
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/lte-0851-cetus|LTE-0851-Cetus]]] by [[*user Salamander724]]
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/nx-03|Nx-03]]] by [[*user Salamander724]]

* [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/black-as-night|Black as Night Hub]]] by unknown. 
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/uiu-file-1941-016|UIU File: 1941-016]]] by MysteryInc
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/night-s-collection|Night's Collection]]] by [[*user Salamander724]]
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/adoption-poster-ol-shock|Adoption Poster: Ol' Shock]]] by [[*user Salamander724]]
 * [[[http://ko.scp-wiki.net/ute-1919-discofather|UTE-1919-Discofather]]] by [[*user Gaerong]]

__**Russian:**__
* [[[http://scpfoundation.net/scp-888-ex|SCP-888-EX]]] by [[*user DonnyTheWriter]]
* [[[http://scpfoundation.ru/scp-2317-j|SCP-2317-J]]] by 4opHbIu_6o6p
* [[[http://scpfoundation.ru/scp-2684|SCP-2684]]] by [[*user CTapbIu_XyJIuraH]]
* [[[http://scpfoundation.ru/scp-3477|SCP-3477]]] [[*user Fajrero]]
 * [[[http://scpfoundation.ru/document-3477-2|Document 3477-2]]] by [[*user Fajrero]]
* [[[http://scpfoundation.net/scp-3797|SCP-3797]]] by [[*user CTapbIu_XyJIuraH]]
* [[[http://scpfoundation.ru/scp-3932|SCP-3932]]] by [[*user AlanDaris]]

__**Spanish:**__
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-888-ex|SCP-888-EX]]] by [[*user Dc_Yerko]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-3310|SCP-3310]]] by [[*user morhadow]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-3557|SCP-3557]]] by [[*user berstager]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-3668|SCP-3668]]] by [[*user morhadow]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-3797|SCP-3797]]] by [[*user morhadow]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-3932|SCP-3932]]] by [[*user Mr Toribio]]
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-4288|SCP-4288]]] by [[*user morhadow]] 
* [[[http://scp-es.com/scp-4547|SCP-4547]]] by [[*user berstager]]

* [[[http://scp-es.com/rainier-night|Rainier Night]]] by [[*user morhadow]]

* [[[http://scp-es.com/deer-and-the-overseers|Deer and the Overseers]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]

* [[[http://scp-es.com/war-on-all-fronts-hub|War on All Fronts Hub]]] by [[*user berstager]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/storm-more-foul-land-less-fair|A Storm More Foul, a Land Less Fair]]] by [[*user berstager]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/embracing-the-angels|Embracing the Angels]]] by [[*user morhadow]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/squid-ispolin|GRU-P casefile "Squid Ispolin"]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/lte-0851-cetus|LTE-0851-Cetus]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/nx-03|Nx-03]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]

* [[[http://scp-es.com/black-as-night|Black as Night Hub]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/spirit-stories|Spirit Stories]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/night-s-collection|Night's Collection]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/uiu-file-1941-016|UIU File: 1941-016]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/contract-negotiations-01029|Contract Negotiations]]] by [[*user Yorick1]] 
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/adoption-poster-ol-shock|Adoption Poster: Ol' Shock!]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]
 * [[[http://scp-es.com/ute-1919-discofather|UTE-1919-Discofather]]] by [[*user Yorick1]]

__**French:**__
* [[[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-2317-j|SCP-2317-J]]] by [[*user Dr Benji]]
* [[[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-3477|SCP-3477]]] by [[*user Theshipening]]
* [[[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-3557|SCP-3557]]] by [[*user Dr Edit]]
* [[[http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-3668|SCP-3668]]] by [[*user DrGemini]]

__**Thai:**__
* [[[http://scp-th.wikidot.com/scp-2317-j|SCP-2317-J]]] by [[*user DatPanda]]
 
* [[[http://scp-th.wikidot.com/spc-2922|SPC-2922]]] by [[*user Kuruni]]

__**Czech:**__
* [[[http://scp-cs.wikidot.com/scp-3797|SCP-3797]]] by [[*user Senterai]]

+ Audio Recordings:
* [[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ8FVHhzyBc&feature=share|SCP-2317-J]]]  by [[*user TheeSherm]]
* [[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQA8wj3XhrE|SCP-2317-J]]] by Mr. 17

* [[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x50FP2QIwfE|SCP-3797]]] by ReadOut

* [[[https://youtu.be/kQosHmY_9oA|SCP-888-EX]]] by [[*user TheeSherm]]

+ Art and Such:
* [[[https://i.redd.it/fuf5tejnq6a11.jpg|War on All Fronts Fake Poster]]] by Baubius
* [[[https://i.redd.it/dcw53tjapab21.jpg|LTE-0851-Cetus drawing]]] by PilotGolisopod2016

* [[[https://scpaesthetics.tumblr.com/post/175828151066/scp-aesthetics-3310-made-by-cladeanguilla | SCP Aesthetic of 3310]]] by [[[https://cladeanguilla.tumblr.com|@cladeanguilla]]]

* [[[https://scpaesthetics.tumblr.com/post/178576367701/scp-aesthetics-4400-made-by-cladeanguilla | SCP Aesthetic of 4400]]] by cladeanguilla

+ Sandboxes:
* [[[http://kaktuskontainer.wikidot.com/stormbreath-hub-page|Sandbox Hub]]]

+ Author Stuff:
* [http://scp-stats.wikidot.com/user:stormbreath SCP-Stats]
* [http://scpper.com/user/3075960 scpper]


+ Living Will:

In the event that I disappear for a period of a year or more and can't be reached, I leave all of my articles to myself.

If you can't reach me, you need to try harder.

You're not getting rid of me. 

[[bibliography title="Footnotes"]]
: translation:  I found another [[[https://www49.atwiki.jp/aniwotawiki/pages/38046.html|Japanese translation of SCP-3477]]], but that doesn't seem as good - the formatting isn't there, and reading through the Google translate of it seems more like a discussion of the SCP rather than the SCP itself. That said, it has a translation of Document-3477 #2, which the main Japanese site doesn't.
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