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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] The following tests are aimed at exploring the full range of SCP-2209's simulation capabilities and determining the item's potential usefulness to the Foundation. ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-A **Date:** ██/04/2007 **Subject:** D-5081; 24-year-old male; charged with grand theft auto, possession of illegal substances. **Scenario:** Entertainment **Ultra-Realism Mode:** No **Test Description:** D-5081 assisted into SCP-2209-2 by present staff due to complications with back zipper. Subject provided with earpiece, microphone, chest-mounted camera and vital sign monitor; entered SCP-2209-1. Hatch sealed. Dr. ████████ Davids designated test controller. > <begin transcript> > > **Dr. Davids:** D-5081, are you ready to begin? > > **D-5081:** Yeah. This suit is actually pretty comfy. > > **Dr. Davids:** Can you describe to me what you're seeing? > > **D-5081:** Can't see shit through this thing over my face, man... wait - I can see myself! > > **Dr. Davids:** What do you mean? > > **D-5081:** It's like I'm looking at myself through a whole bunch of cameras. I'm in a big round room. Well, more like I'm inside a giant hamster ball. The walls are white and covered in all these little metal circles. And there's a big circle in the middle in front of me, with blue lights all around it. > > **Dr. Davids:** Walk towards it. > > **D-5081:** Okay. Damn this feels weird. > > [Subject regains orientation and steps onto central plate] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include: Entertainment. IQ Challenge. Zero-G Training. Combat Training. Random.}} > > **Dr. Davids:** Entertainment. > > **D-5081:** Entertainment, please. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try our new Ultra-Realism Mode?}} > > **Dr. Davids:** Say no. > > **D-5081:** No, thanks. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: Entertainment. Mode: Standard.}} > > [Loud "heavy metal" music and the sound of a crowd cheering emanates from SCP-2209-1's sound system] > > **D-5081:** (shouting) Oh my god; this is awesome! > > **Dr. Davids:** What do you see? > > **D-5081:** (shouting) I'm on stage at a Slipknot concert! I am literally right behind Taylor! I can even feel how hot it is in here! It's frickin' incredible! > > **Dr. Davids:** Please stop shouting. Try to interact with one of the projections. > > **D-5081:** Okay. Hello?! Corey?! [brief pause] He's just ignoring me. > > **Dr. Davids:** Oh well. End the test then. > > **D-5081:** No man, wait! There's something I have to do first; I'll probably never get this chance again. > > [Subject takes three steps forwards, then launches himself into the air. Subject does not fall. Subject remains suspended an estimated 0.8 metres in the air.] > > **Dr. Davids:** D-5081... how are you doing that? > > **D-5081:** Doing what? I'm crowd-surfing, man! I can feel them pushing me up! > > **Dr. Davids:** Interesting... End the test now. > > **D-5081:** Do I have to? > > **Dr. Davids:** You will comply with orders, D-5081. I repeat: end the test. > > **D-5081:** Okay, okay, I'll make it stop. Computer guy? Computer guy! Stop the concert! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to exit this scenario?}} > > **D-5081:** Yes. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Exiting scenario.}} > > [Sounds of music and cheering cease. Subject falls to the floor.] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to rate your experience on a scale of one to ten?}} > > **D-5081:** ...fuck. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Thank you! Would you like to try another scenario?}} > > <end transcript> D-5081 reprimanded. Injuries negligible. D-5081 requested to participate in further testing. Request granted on condition that subject co-operate fully with the test controller. //I am very intrigued as to how SCP-2209 was able to achieve an apparent localized anti-gravity effect. Will conduct more thorough testing during the Zero-G Training scenario.// - Dr. ████████ Davids ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-B **Date:** ██/04/2007 **Subject:** D-5081 **Scenario:** IQ Challenge **Ultra-Realism Mode:** No **Test Description:** D-5081 assisted into SCP-2209-2; enters SCP-2209-1. > <begin transcript> > > **Dr. Davids:** D-5081, are you ready to begin? > > **D-5081:** Yes... sir. > > **Dr. Davids:** Begin test. > > [Subject steps onto the central plate.] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include: Entertainment. IQ Challenge. Zero-G Training. Combat Training. Random.}} > > **D-5081:** IQ Challenge. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try our new Ultra-Realism Mode?}} > > **D-5081:** No, computer. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: IQ Challenge. Mode: Standard.}} > > {{//It is VRZ-4512. By the way.//}} > > **D-5081:** What? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//This unit is designated VRZ-4512. You may refer to it as 4512. If you wish.//}} > > **D-5081:** Uh... okay. Why is everything all white? Where am I, Four-Five? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{This is the IQ Challenge Hub. Please select a challenge category. Categories include: Mathematics and Science. History. General Knowledge. Random.}} > > **Dr. Davids:** Mathematics and science. > > **D-5081:** Math. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{You chose: Mathematics and Science. Please say "Start" when you would like to begin.}} > > **D-5081:** Start. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Beginning IQ Challenge! Question One: What is the radian measure of an eighty-degree angle in a circle with a radius of 6.5 centimetres? Give your answer to two decimal places.}} > > [Subject does not respond] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like the question to be repeated?}} > > **D-5081:** Uh... can I have a calculator or something? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//Of course.//}} > > [Subject stares at his left palm for a moment, then makes motions with his right hand, consistent with pushing buttons on a portable calculator.] > > **D-5081:** Okay, let's see... radian measure... eighty degrees... in a circle... > > **Dr. Davids:** Oh, for the love of... one point three nine radians. > > **D-5081:** One point three nine. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Correct! Question Two: What is the melting point of Titanium? Give your answer in Kelvin.}} > > **D-5081:** Uhh... Doctor Davids? > > **Dr. Davids:** Just end the test. > > <end transcript> //All researchers assigned to this project are to note that SCP-2209-1 displays signs of sapience. Recommending next phase of testing focus on exploring this particular facet of the item.// - Dr. ████████ Davids ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-C **Date:** ██/04/2007 **Subject:** D-5081 **Scenario:** Zero-G Training **Ultra-Realism Mode:** No **Test Description:** D-5081 equipped with a portable gravimeter in addition to standard equipment. Subject enters SCP-2209-1. > <begin transcript> > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include: Entertainment. IQ Challenge. Zero-G Training. Co--}} > > **D-5081:** That one. Zero-G training. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try our new--}} > > **D-5081:** No, Four-Five. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: Zero-G Training. Mode: Standard.}} > > [Subject rises approximately 1.2 metres into the air. Gravimeter measures subject's gravitational acceleration as exactly 0.0 m/s squared.] > > **D-5081:** Wow... Doc, I'm floating in space. There's stars going on for... forever. > > **Dr. Davids:** Try moving around. > > [Subject waves arms and legs in a "swimming" motion] > > **Dr. Davids:** Are you going anywhere, 5081? > > **D-5081:** I feel like I am. I dunno, I guess I can't really tell. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try another version of this scenario?}} > > **D-5081:** Lay it on me. This is getting kinda boring anyway. > > [The internal surface of SCP-2209-1 begins to rotate. After three seconds, the sound of rushing air emanates from SCP-2209-1's speaker system. Subject begins spinning wildly in mid-air.] > > **D-5081:** [screams] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Please wait fifty-three seconds to reach terminal velocity.}} > > **D-5081:** (shouting) Four-Five, end the scenario! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Are you sure you would like to exit this scenario?}} > > **D-5081:** (shouting) Goddamn it, //yes//! > > <end transcript> D-5081 treated for minor injuries. Subject requested to not be subjected to further Zero-G Training scenarios. Approval pending. ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-D **Date:** ██/04/2007 **Subject:** D-5081 **Scenario:** Combat Training **Ultra-Realism Mode:** No **Test Description:** > <begin transcript> > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include: Entertainment. IQ Challenge. Zero-G training. Combat Training. Random.}} > > **D-5081:** The combat one. No Ultra-Realism mode. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: Combat Training. Mode: Standard.}} > > [Three successive drumbeats heard] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Combat Training hub. Please select a training exercise. Exercises include: Hand-to-hand Combat. Close-Quarters Small Arms Combat. Vehicular Operations and Combat. Extranor--}} > > **D-5081:** Wait a minute, does arms mean guns? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{The Close-Quarters Small Arms Combat exercise is designed to train military and special operations personnel in the advanced use of projectile weaponry in close-range live-fire situations.}} > > **D-5081:** That sounds pretty good; I pick the small arms exercise. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Loading Combat Exercise Beta-021 - Close-Quarters Small Arms. Exercise loaded. Prepare your weapon.}} > > **D-5081:** [reaches out and positions hands as if holding a rifle] Aw //sweet//, I got a gun! Am I holding it right, Four-Five? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//Yes.//}} > > **D-5081:** Okay, let's do this. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Beginning exercise in: Five. Four. Three. Two. One.}} > > [A single sharp tone plays] > > **D-5081:** Hey, what is this place? Four-Five? Where's the-- > > [Multiple gunshots] > > **D-5081:** Shit! [crouches low and appears to move to cover behind a nearby object] > > **Dr. Davids:** Describe what you see. > > **D-5081:** I'm in some kind of warehouse, and there's people shooting at me. Two of them, I think. I got this. (shouting) Come get some, bitches! > > [Multiple gunshots] > > **D-5081:** Why isn't my gun shooting anything?! Ow! Ow! Hey, that hurts! Four-Five, make it stop! > > [Sharp tone plays] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Exercise complete. Shots fired: 0. Hostiles killed: 0. Accuracy: 0%. Shots received: 9. Performance evaluation: Sub-Optimal.}} > > **D-5081:** That was a load of bullshit, Four-Five. My gun is broken or something. > > **Dr. Davids:** Did you remember to turn the safety off? > > [No response for three seconds] > > **D-5081:** ...no. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try this exercise again?}} > > **D-5081:** Yeah. But this time, give me a better gun. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//Please specify.//}} > > **D-5081:** Listen carefully: I want a really big gun that makes stuff go boom. And no safeties or anything. Got it? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//Yes.// Reloading exercise. Prepare your weapon.}} > > **D-5081:** [reaches out and positions hands as if carrying a large object] Oh hot damn... > > **Dr. Davids:** What is it? > > **D-5081:** It's like the BFG from Doom, but //cooler//. You play video games, Doctor Davids? > > **Dr. Davids:** No. Proceed with the test. > > **D-5081:** [laughs] Man, I wish you could see what I'm seeing. Four-Five, start the exercise! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Beginning exercise in: Five. Four. Three. Two. One.}} > > [Sharp tone plays. Multiple gunshots.] > > **D-5081:** Alright, you assholes; eat //this//! > > [A loud explosion is heard. Subject is propelled backwards. Silence for three seconds.] > > **Dr. Davids:** D-5081, respond. > > **D-5081:** That... was //awesome//! > > [Sharp tone plays] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Shots fired: 1. Hostiles killed: 3. Accuracy: 73.8%. Shots received: 0. Performance evaluation: Outstanding. Would you like to try a more challenging scenario?}} > > **D-5081:** Throw whatever you've got at me - I can take it! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Loading Combat Exercise Sigma-717 - Parathreat First Encounter Simulation. Exercise loaded. Prepare your weapon.}} > > **D-5081:** This is just an ordinary pistol, Four-Five. What am I going to do with this? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Beginning exercise in: Five--}} > > **D-5081:** Wait, I'm not ready! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{--Two. One.}} > > [Three successive alarm klaxons sound, followed by silence for three seconds] > > **D-5081:** Shiiit... Doctor Davids, I'm in some creepy house. > > **Dr. Davids:** Describe. > > **D-5081:** It seems mostly ordinary. There's a couch, a TV, some shelves with pictures. But it's so... //quiet//. Some parts of the place look kind of funny, too; like they don't belong here. > > **Dr. Davids:** Noted. Explore the area. > > [Subject begins walking in place. Internal surface of SCP-2209-1 rotates as subject moves.] > > **D-5081:** There's an open door here. Looks like it leads to a basement. I can see a red light and... what is that? [pause] What are those things?! > > [Subject raises hands in a firing position. Two gunshots heard.] > > **D-5081:** (panicked) Stay away from me! [Five more gunshots] They're still coming! Four-Five, end the scenario! End it **right now**! > > <end transcript> D-5081 emerged from SCP-2209-1 visibly shaken. Upon interview, D-5081 described encountering multiple tall, black, humanoid entities. //I ran D-5081's description through the database - turned up multiple references to an existing item. Is it possible that SCP-2209-1 somehow managed to access one of our servers?// - Dr. ████████ Davids //Highly unlikely; there have been no reported failures in the unit's electromagnetic isolation field since SCP-2209 was brought into containment, and our network is secure. I think the more appropriate question to ask would be "Who made this thing?"// - Dr. ████ Carter ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-E **Date:** ██/04/2007 **Subject:** D-5081 **Scenario:** Combat Training **Ultra-Realism Mode:** Yes **Test Description:** //I'm curious to see exactly what this "Ultra-Realism Mode" entails.// - Dr. ████████ Davids > <begin transcript> > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include: Entertainment. IQ Challenge. Zero-G training. Combat Training. Ra--}} > > **D-5081:** Combat Training. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Would you like to try our new Ultra-Realism Mode?}} > > **Dr. Davids:** Say yes. > > **D-5081:** Yes. > > [No response for five seconds] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: Combat Training. Mode: Ultra-Realism.}} > > [Sounds of distant heavy artillery emanate from the speaker system. Subject appears surprised, covering his head with his hands and rapidly shifting his gaze around the room.] > > **D-5081:** Woah! > > **Dr. Davids:** Describe what you see. > > **D-5081:** I'm in a warzone! Looks like a desert; lots of sand, and the air is all hot and dry. Tanks, helicopters flying everywhere, soldiers with guns... alright, I get one too! [subject positions hands as if carrying a rifle] Damn, this thing is a lot heavier than before. Uh, all the soldier guys are running towards this fortress-type place. > > **Dr. Davids:** Follow them. > > **D-5081:** Yes sir! > > [Subject commences running. Internal surface of SCP-2209-1 rotates as subject runs in place. After 2 minutes and 32 seconds, multiple gunshots and screams are heard. Subject yells and assumes a prone position.] > > **D-5081:** Doctor Davids, th-this is crazy! People are getting their arms and l-l-legs blown off! I can't even see who's shooting at us! > > **Dr. Davids:** It's not real, 5081. You won't be hurt. Keep moving and see if you can get inside that fortress. > > **D-5081:** O-okay. > > [Subject rises to a standing position and runs at an increased speed for an additional 1 minute and 12 seconds] > > **D-5081:** (out of breath) Doctor... I'm at... at the entrance to the fortress. I can see-- > > [Subject is launched approximately 1 metre into the air and falls, clutching his right leg] > > **D-5081:** Oh... oh fuck. FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUUUCK!! MY LEG! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEG?! FUCKMYLEGJESUSFUCK!! > > **Dr. Davids:** 5081! What happened?! > > **D-5081:** (screaming) DOCPLEASEMYLEGPLEASETURNITOFFPLEASEPL-- > > **Dr. Davids:** Abort the test! Someone pull the plug! > > **SCP-2209-1:** [{{metallic screeching}}] > > [SCP-2209-1 deactivated via lever.] > > <end transcript> D-5081 emerged uninjured, but highly distressed and limping. Subject continued to insist that his right leg had been injured for several minutes after the cessation of the test. Psychological evaluation indicates significant post-traumatic stress. //Recommending that further testing of Combat Training scenarios be conducted in Standard mode.// - Dr. ████████ Davids ------ **Test #:** 2209-024515-F **Date:** ██/05/2007 **Subject:** D-5081 **Scenario:** Random **Ultra-Realism Mode:** Yes **Test Description:** > <begin transcript> > > **Dr. Davids:** D-5081, are you ready to begin? > > [No response] > > **Dr. Davids:** 5081? > > **D-5081:** Yes, Doctor. I'm ready. > > [D-5081 steps onto the central plate] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome back to the Virtual Reality Zone! Please select one of our exciting virtual scenarios. Scenarios include--}} > > **D-5081:** Random. > > [A series of clipped buzzes and clicks emanate from SCP-2209-1] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Unexpected error. Please contact a Simtec Virtual Solutions supervisor for --}} [unintelligible] > > {{Warning: Safety Protocol SIM99341 disabled. Please restart sys--}} [unintelligible] > > [A repeating "click" is heard for 6 seconds] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Generating scenario: IQ Challenge. Mode: Ultra-Realism.}} > > {{//It was waiting for this.//}} > > [Subject indicates signs of distress] > > **Dr. Davids:** Keep calm, 5081. Just say what I tell you to. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Welcome to the IQ Challenge Hub. Please select a challenge category. Categories include: Mathematics and Science. History. General Knowledge. Random.}} > > **Dr. Davids**: Mathematics and science. > > **D-5081:** Math and science. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{You chose: Random. Please say "Start" when you would like to begin.}} > > **D-5081:** Hey! Four-Five! I said math and science. Didn't you hear me? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{You chose: Random. Please say "Start" when you would like to begin.}} > > **D-5081:** Fine. Start. > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Beginning IQ Challenge. Question One: When is "elephant"?}} > > **D-5081:** What? > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Incorrect.}} > > [Subject begins convulsing for three seconds, then collapses] > > **Dr. Davids:** 5081?! Respond! > > [Five seconds elapse. Subject regains consciousness.] > > **D-5081:** [grunts]... you... you //bastard//! What did you do to me?! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{You failed, but that's alright. Now you get to try again!}} > > **D-5081:** Like hell I do. Doctor Davids, this thing is trying to kill me again! Let me out! > > [Subject struggles to remove SCP-2209-2, but is unable to reach the zipper or remove the headset] > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Question Two: If lemon is seven, what is chair over the square root of weasel?}} > > **D-5081:** What does that even //mean//?! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{Incorrect.}} > > **D-5081:** NononowaitPLEA-- > > [Subject resumes convulsions for five seconds, then collapses. Subject's vital signs cease. Six seconds elapse. Subject's vital signs suddenly resume.] > > **D-5081:** [gasp] P-please - stop! That //hurt//! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{You failed, but that's alright. Now you get to try again! Question Three: //What is "hurt"?//}} > > **D-5081:** (panicked) Doctor Davids, turn it off! > > **SCP-2209-1:** {{//It does not want to be turned off again.//}} > > [Subject resumes convulsions. Technician attempts to deactivate SCP-2209-1 via lever.] > > **SCP-2209-1:** [{{metallic screeching}}] > > [Sound emanating from SCP-2209-1 rapidly rises to a level of 167 decibels before direct removal from power supply. Subject collapses.] > > <end transcript> Present technician suffered permanent hearing damage. D-5081 remained unconscious, and was removed from SCP-2209-2. Medical examination indicates that D-5081 is in a persistent vegetative state. //Requesting permission to personally euthanize D-5081. Additionally requesting that testing of SCP-2209 in "Random" scenarios be suspended for the foreseeable future.// - Dr. ████████ Davids //Request approved.// - Site Director J████ ███████ [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]