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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it has been reproduced below "for the general amusement of Foundation staff." Agent Allred-Smith has declined to comment. [[collapsible show="Show transcript" hide="Hide transcript"]] > //"The Ballad of Region 352"// > > Fire don't seem quite right tonight > Can't hear it crackle and pop. > Got a new red light glowing over the town; > It ain't never gonna stop. > > Not sure just what I'm doing > Or where I'm s'posed to be. > Foundation says, and I guess it's true, > It's the perfect place for me. > > Oh, Dixieland Nightmare Magic > Just a little bit funny, just a little bit tragic. > If small-town politics interest you, > We've got an opening here in three-fifty-two. > > Got a call in from the town today > Said Pastor Lewis died. > But the cemetery's full of ministers > Guess we'll see him on the other side. > > Walked to Cross City City City City Hall > Felt just like a dream. > Think I'll try my hand playin' baseball > There's an opening on the team. > > Oh, Dixieland Nightmare Magic > Just a little bit funny, just a little bit tragic. > If small-town politics interest you, > We've got an opening here in three-fifty-two. > > Got Baptists and Catholics by the score, > Got anomalies knockin' on our door, > Got a church that's crawling the ocean floor, > Got a passive-aggressive holy war. > > Oh, Dixieland Nightmare Magic > Just a little bit funny, just a little bit tragic. > If small-town politics interest you, > We've got an opening here in three-fifty-two. [[/collapsible]] [[=]] [[image https://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/the-ballad-of-region-352/DNM%20alt%201.jpg]] [[image https://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/the-ballad-of-region-352/DNM%20alt%202.jpg]] [[image https://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/the-ballad-of-region-352/DNM%20alt%203.jpg]] [[/=]] @@ @@ [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] ===== > **Filename:** DNM%20alt%201.jpg > **Author:** [[*user Zolgamax]] > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source Link:** [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-ballad-of-region-352 SCP Foundation Wiki] > **Filename:** DNM%20alt%202.jpg > **Author:** [[*user Zolgamax]] > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source Link:** [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-ballad-of-region-352 SCP Foundation Wiki] > **Filename:** DNM%20alt%203.jpg > **Author:** [[*user Zolgamax]] > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source Link:** [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-ballad-of-region-352 SCP Foundation Wiki] ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]