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[[module Rate]] (ˌɪntəˈsiːdənt ) **adjective** //obsolete// intervening, or coming between or among Welcome! I am [[*user Intercedent]], alleged economist, former four-letter-federal-freak and current corporate ghoul. If you're here and your name //isn't// [[*user Radian628]], [[*user Anorrack]], [[*user Oblation]], [[*user Gelbsucht_IE]], or [[*user xexnoncores]], god save your soul. If it is, welcome in! I've been expecting you :D if i leave the wiki permanently under any circumstances, primary custody of the Red Queen's Race series should be given to [[*user mothmanuxo]]. Primary custody for any of my work for the Third Law canon should be given to [[*user anorrack]] and [[*user tygently]]. ------- + Macrofiction ------- ++ [[[RED QUEEN'S RACE]]] ------- **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/strikefall STRIKEFALL]** (+61) //Strike Team Ivory Dagger tears into existence amidst a gentle misting of frozen elephant blood half a kilometer above the acropolis. There is a statistically significant amount of turbulence.// Borne out of the tripartite desires to make the Chaos Insurgency actually cool, to dissect the realistic tactical and operational shortcomings of teleporting power-armored shock troopers (and also to write something longer than five paragraphs at a time), forged from salt and ash and fourteen Speed Demon rereads, i brought unto the Wiki that greatest of banes. Long form fiction. Fortunately, everyone who actually read the damned thing seemed to like it. ------- **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/FALLOUT FALLOUT]** (+60) //“Mister President, fifteen minutes ago, the Foundation detonated a nuclear device on American soil.”// The second step in RED QUEEN'S RACE. An attempt to portray a realistic grand strategy style checkmate set in a very unrealistic universe. Military logistics, CONPLANs, and action prose that [[*user A Random Day]] once called "adequate" abounds. OFFICIAL RECIPIENT OF THE MYTHICAL [[*user Pedantique]] UPVOTE. ------- **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/greenlight GREENLIGHT]** (+46), co-authored with [[*user Anorrack]] //Between them, two hundred and fifteen years of service, between them seven rifles, seven parachutes, seven shots of rum, between them one atomic bomb.// A companion story/vignette set during the events of FALLOUT. Massive thanks to my coauthor Annorack, who I once saw bench press a 2003 Toyota Camry before biking fifty four miles in sub-zero conditions (normal morning commute). One of many building blocks on my path to eventually write something even more coked out than [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hypervelocity hypervelocity]. ------- **GASLIGHT- Coming Soon** ------- **GUNSIGHT- Coming Soon** ------- **OUTCAST- Coming Soon** ------- ++ [[[DEAD KING'S MARCH]]] ------- **[[[To be King in the House of Dust]]]** (+108) GILGAMESH SWEEP GILGAMESH SWEEP GILGAMESH SWEEP ------- **[[[King of the Dead, Breaker of Chains]]]** (+80) PRAISE BE THE BISEXUAL KING OF URUK ------- **[[[To Make Meat of Clay]]]** (+74) GET READY TO LEARN SUMERIAN, BUDDY! ------- **[[[Slayer of Wickedness]]]** ( +62) LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ------- + Quotes ------- "Author most likely to have a planesona." - [[*user PsychicProgrammer]], who will experience his own end of end of history soon "just eat a lightbulb or something." - [[*user Syuzhet]], who evidences the fact that God gives His funniest battles to His silliest clowns "Like Tom Clancy before the paranoia set in, or ARD but taller and less annoying." - [[*user Anorrack]], who once stole ARD's lunchbox and held it over his head for 20 minutes straight "tom clancy if he was evil and fucked up and asian" - [[*user Halcyon_Days]], who doesn't seem to know what synonyms are "I'm jealous of how easy you make this look." - [[*user GreenWolf]], who has clearly never seen the Anxiety Closet "-wait he's not in this chat is he?" - [[*user A Random Day]], whom I will shortly defeat in a duel and assimilate "cedents prose powers are derived from watching bluey, dont be fooled liberals"- [[*user cive(creative name)]], with whom i once teamed up to spawncamp [[*user Radian628]] for seventy seven hours straight "if your prose was a girl or a twink or an nb id invite them for dinmer" - [[*user Guaire]], who WILL cook me galician octopus the next time i set foot in europe "your gateway drug into good military fiction." - [[*user XexnonCores]], who is awesome and also you all should read Adamantine Temptations NOW "oh god please leave my house" - [[*user Radian628]], who will keep giving me CSS tips if they know what's good for them "One of the few people I suspect of genuine literacy", [[*user DrGrimoire]], who was sculpted by various gods out of leftover aerospace industry scrap materials into the perfect 3law author "no 🖕" - [[*user Fish^12]], who is very mean to me :( "INTERCEDENT MORE LIKE STINKERCEDENT" - [[*user WinkWonkBoi]], who will violently explode in exactly thirteen days, seven hours, and four minutes "people keep asking me for these and im really bad at them 😭" - [[*user Ralliston]], who will Never Escape Hell (poland) "hedvig" - [[*user Miss Lapis]], who once built a scale replica of amoni-ram from old circuit boards and paperclips "once almost made me cry about a missile" - [[*user Ch00bakka]], who was clearly cutting onions at the time "Pretty cool guy" - [[*user Alexander245]], who is insanely cool. For a british person. "Intercedent's writing is like the start of a Godzilla movie, when the big fella himself hasn't appeared yet. You already know how earth-shatteringly kickass it's going to be, so now you're just watching all the characters slowly move into place and getting increasingly hyped until the payoff comes with some of the best tactical action I've ever read." - [[*user Iamtheooga]], who is literally the only person on the wiki who knows how smoke grenades work. "When this guy hits the top 100 I want everybody to know that I was there, having his back all along: You know your favorite Intercedent line? I probably suggested it.... or at least read it before you did." - [[*user Gelbsucht_IE]], who is STRIKEFALL's strongest soldier 🫡 "My god man, save some good description for the rest of us!" - [[*user Djoric]], who i would really like to get a beer with sometime. "sure lemme come up with something" - [[*user JackalRelated]], self explanatory "hey, I never said this!" - [[*user Ethagon]], who should know that I have the recording "total lack of goobers, what the fuck?" - [[*user Not Noodles]], who should look INTO A MIRROR "CLEARLy this guy has never been in a microwave and it shows." - [[*user diogene_s]], who proceeded to rectify that by locking me in a microwave for 30 hours "last against the wall when the revolution comes" - [[*user oblation]], who should really consider sending me to the uranium mines instead "If your leading lady can't rip your soul out with a bone arm, what are you even doing." - [[*user drbleep]], who keeps artists everywhere from starving to death. "This quote was taken out of context." - [[*user ubergoober]], who is actually quantifiably the funniest person alive rnow. in both meanings of the word. "Has never done anything to directly hinder me" - [[*user DrYossarian]], who should really check again >:) "Oh shit I was supposed to do a quote for this" - [[*user Humanoid_human]], who fell right into my trap ------- + Customary AA bio ------- **Name**: Ben D. Dover **Age as of 2025**: [CLASSIFIED RE PROTOCOL GETOF MILAN] **Clearance**: TS/SSCI **Position**: [CLASSIFIED RE PROTOCOL THESIS AERIAL JOB] **Gender**: Male **CRV**: 9999 (Currently comatose, formerly -394) **License to kill**: Revoked following failure of annual PT requirement **Location**: [CLASSIFIED RE PROTOCOL SOMWARI LOWER CAULIFLOWER] **Number of slidedecks made (lifetime)**: [ERR_INT_OVERFLOW] **Bio**: Spontaneously lost all moral axes once the college fund ran out mid-junior year. Set new landspeed record on way to campus recruiter's office. [DATA EXPUNGED] Latest projections evidence that the population of Amsterdam will not fully recover until the year 2092. Currently in induced medical coma pending trial. ------- [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=Intercedent]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]