Link to article: The Janitor's Closet.
//You approach a closet on Site-30. A note is posted on the door. It states:// "Heyo. If you're reading this, you have approached a dark and mysterious corner of this facility. You're also about to enter my personal living quarters. Yeah. I live in Site-30's broom closet. What of it? Anyway, if you go in there, you're gonna find a bunch of mops and some papers I found. Those papers are my own business, and I'd rather you not read them. Cool?" "-Janitor Worth" //You enter the closet to find a bunch of mops, brooms, a bucket or two. One such bucket is on the desk, and a bunch of papers are inside the bucket. On the side of the bucket, it says "Level 1 Clearance Required"// //You look in the bucket.// > [[[SCP-3270|SCP-3270]]]: "So, my aunt spontaneously turned into a cat. I thought that was kinda weird, so I dug through her stuff and I found this. Reported it to the doctors. And then they all turned into cats. I guess it was kinda weird." > [[[SCP-3358|SCP-3358]]]: "[[*user Uncle Nicolini]] and I were taking a trip to Washington, when we were chilling with a few reality benders. We were pretty high, and they were going on about this invisible apartment building. I visited it, thought it was cool. But Nicolini ratted them out. Fucking narc." [[include component:image-block name=TheDurbals.png| caption="I listened to some of their songs. I'm a fan of their album "Everything You Do Is Fucking Garbage"" ]] > [[[SCP-3556|SCP-3556]]]: "Honestly, fuck this thing. Doctor Beck made me stick this thing on my forehead. And this sticky note starts yelling about how I suck at cleaning. And at that point Beck had to come and get me because I was right about to burn this thing." [[include component:image-block name=censoredbaby.JPG| caption="This was me back in my younger years. Back when I had hair and also was rich enough to afford a hat. Man, those were the days. Time flies, am I right?" ]] > [[[SCP-3908|SCP-3908]]]: "So, this thing is SCP-3908. I mean, I know that. But the file won't tell me anything else about the thing. Whoever wrote this should probably be fired. They're pretty terrible at their job." > [[[SCP-3744|SCP-3744]]]: "Me and [[*user Keyii]] were doing Site-30 things, like mopping up dead folks and filing taxes. But then, we saw this dick who had an almost dead brother. Like, get over yourself man. We all have dead people." > [[[Site-30's Janitor|Site-30's Janitor]]]: "Hey would ya look at that? Someone took the time to write a tale about ol' Worth. Might I add, the mop is a rather unappreciated weapon. Simple, effective and cheap." > [http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/doctor-kakeworth The Bakery Of Magic And Mirth]: "This file just keeps changing. It might be magical, but I don't want the doctors to take it. Finders keepers, ya know?" > [[[Durbal 2 - This Time, It's Personal|Durbal 2 - This Time, It's Personal]]]: "Sequel to one of my favorite films of all time. It's got a few too many love triangles for my taste, but it also has a scene where Durbal stabs another Durbal with a third Durbal. Good shit, would recommend." > [[[SCP-4557|SCP-4557]]]: "Raccoons are, in my opinion, the worst. They get into the vents all the time and keep drinking the cleaners I use. But these bastards went above and beyond in accusing me of murder. Which, I did. But they accused me of murdering the wrong guy. Glad this bastard's in jail. Or, is it multiple bastards? I forget."