Link to article: 'Endlessly Adapting Lizard' (6GJQG/JT8XH/WOBU2).
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[[include theme:mcd]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] ||||~ 6GJQG/JT8XH/WOBU2|| ||~ Status||Sold (Not retrievable)|| ||~ Demand||Medium|| ||~ Value||500,000 GBP|| ||~ [[span style="white-space: nowrap"]]Availability[[/span]]||Unique|| ||~ Identifier||Endlessly Adapting Lizard|| ||~ Description|| A lizard that adapts and changes to fit its environment. Feeding is possible, but not necessary, --and with its small size--[[footnote]]It seems to have grown several hundred times bigger than its original size[[/footnote]] it is good a pet. Also has high intelligence. || ||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ||||||||~ Initial Report|| ||~ Author || [[span style="white-space: nowrap"]]Amos Marshall[[/span]] ||~ Date || April 18th, 1993|| ||~ Interest ||Low||~ Identifier ||[[span style="white-space: nowrap"]]Endlessly Adapting Lizard[[/span]]|| |||||||| Some guy who didn't give his name came and donated this product with a few lines of explanation. It looks like an ordinary lizard, but we did some experiments on this lizard based on what the anonymous donator said. It looks like it has surprising regenerative capabilities and can change and adapt to its environment. So, I think it'll be sold at quite a price. _ _ I thought of producing endless meat by exploiting its regeneration, but Carter said it tastes like garbage to the point where it makes you vomit, so I'm having second thoughts on that idea. Personally, it might be useful for torture.|| ||||~ File Opened Under:|||| 6GJQG/JT8XH/WOBU2 || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.|| ||||||||~ Sale Records 01 || ||||||||~ 6GJQG/JT8XH/WOBU2 || ||~ Records From: || June 5th, 1993 ||~ Location || London || ||~ [[span style="white-space: nowrap"]]Auctioneer[[/span]] || Walter Soreno ||~ Item || Endlessly Adapting Lizard|| ||~ Listing |||||| This lizard might seem like a small, cute lizard, but its power is not. It doesn't require food and has regenerative abilities alongside with the ability to adapt to its environment, so you'll be able to handle it as you see fit. If you want a cute pet, keep giving affection to it, and if you want a strong reptilian bodyguard, teach it a few exercises. This lizard has high intelligence, so it will know whatever you want from it and adapt accordingly. //Marshall, Carter and Dark, LLP does not take responsibility for damages caused by inadequate raising.// || ||~ Name ||~ Bid ||||~ Comments || || [[span style="white-space: nowrap"]]Alfredo Dekha[[/span]] || 510,000 GBP |||| || || Left Alto || 520,000 GBP |||| Proxy buyer for an anonymus organization || || Alfredo Dekha || 550,000 GBP|||| || || Indé Cardo || 600,000 GBP|||| MC&D bid raiser to increase cost. || || Gen Wilton || 700,000 GBP |||| || || Alfredo Dekha || 710,000 GBP |||| || || Gen Wilton || 750,000 GBP|||| || || Indé Cardo || 800,000 GBP |||| MC&D bid raiser to increase cost. || || Gen Wilton || **1,000,000 GBP** ||||~ Winner of auction. || ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd. || ||||||~ Call log 01 || ||||||~ Gen Wilton/Ruprecht Carter || ||~ Recorded from:||||1994/6/23 10:13 - 10:20|| ||~ User ||~ Message|| || Gen Wilton || Is this Ruprecht Carter? || || Ruprecht Carter || This is him. Who is this disturbing my precious morning?|| || Gen Wilton || I'm the guy who got a lizard about this time last year. I have something to ask. || || Ruprecht Carter || You should have contacted our consulting agents first. || || Gen Wilton || I did, but the guy kept telling me that "MC&D does not hold responsibility" over and over again, so I called you directly out of frustration.|| || Ruprecht Carter || Then I have nothing to add to that. MC&D does not hold the responsibility for the damage the product caused. Have a good da- || || Gen Wilton || Hold on for a second. The lizard kept increasing in size until it became tens, no, hundreds of times bigger than it first was. I didn't contact you because of its size, of course. I can afford enough space to keep that thing. The problem is that it constantly tries to run away. It's grown too big and dodges bullets, so it's harder to keep it in. || || Ruprecht Carter || Hmm, bigger, you say? Did you ever hurt or kill the lizard by any chance? || || Gen Wilton || Kill? Why would I? If I killed it, how can it be still alive? I trained it occasionally to make it listen to me.|| || Ruprecht Carter || I'm not sure if you know this, but the lizard adapts to its environment.|| || Gen Wilton || Of course, I know. That's why I trained it. || || Ruprecht Carter || "Adaptation" means gaining strength to protect itself, not having masochistic tendencies, Mr Gen Wilton. It's a pity that you didn't lock it in a glass cage. It could have been [[[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682-cu|quite an adorable creature.]]]|| || Gen Wilton || Wait a moment, Mr Carter. I just heard the lizard esca-[Sound of breaking wood] Oh shi- [A jumble of multiple screams and screeching] ... [Chewing sounds]|| || Ruprecht Carter || Lizard? It's been a long time. How do you like that meat?|| || [[span style="white-space: nowrap"]](Unidentifiable)[[/span]] || Awfully delicious. It almost makes me forget my hundreds of deaths after I came here. || || Ruprecht Carter || That's relieving. Your meat tasted terrible.|| || (Unidentifiable) || You disgust me. || |||||||| //**Call terminated**// || ||||||||~ Log End. || ||||||||~ Incident report 01|| ||||||||~ 6GJQG/JT8XH/WOBU2 || ||~ Author || Amos Marshall ||~ Date || June 23rd, 1994|| |||||||| The item escaped from Gen Wilton's private territory killing Gen Wilton and all 12 others who were living in the house and fled. After that, it killed about 150 civilians, was captured by the Mobile Task Force of the Foundation and moved there. The Foundation seems to have contained it, designating it as [[[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682|SCP-682]]].|| ||||||||~ Marshall, Carter and Dark, Ltd.||