The Sanest King Hub

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[[include :scp-wiki:component:author-label-source start=--
|name=PoufyPoufson, PeppersGhost, and daveyoufool]]
= **SCP-8981** - The Wonder War by [[*user poufypoufson]],[[*user PeppersGhost]], and [[*user DaveYouFool]]

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**[[[poufypoufson|More by PoufyPoufson]]]**
**[[[peppersghost|More by PeppersGhost]]]**
**[[[daveyoufool|More by daveyoufool]]]**
[[/=]]
[[include :scp-wiki:component:author-label-source end=--]]

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"The Hatter’s remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English."
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— Lewis Carroll, //Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland//
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[[span style="font-family: var(--header-font); font-size:1.8rem; font-weight:bold; margin-left:-3%;"]]The Mad Hatter.[[/span]]

Dr. Wondertainment has long since unleashed its barrage of anomalous, magical, and mildly unethical toys and products onto the world- providing countless headaches for the Foundation in its wake. Is it a single man? Or a company? Or perhaps both? What kind of man would create toys like Dr. Wondertainment, and kind of man would lead it? And most importantly: where //does// the wonder come from? The Foundation finds itself meddlers in Wonderland, visitors in the court of The Sanest King: Mads Wondertainment. On one side, Dr. Wondertainment, now King, lay debauched in his kingdom of revelry, hoarding it all to himself. On the other, Wonder Bros. Inc, the corporate overlord of Dr. Wondertainment the company, reliant on Wonderland's natural magical resources to sustain their production- and both seem to want the Foundation to side with them against the other...

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[[span style="font-family: var(--header-font); font-size:1.8rem; font-weight:bold; color:firebrick; margin-left:-3%;"]]DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
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[[[The Mad Three Parties]]]
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by [[[PeppersGhost]]]
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"The truth was that the Mad Hatter had not actually been in the habit of producing hats for a good long while. This led to a robust waiting list for his creations, which lent his brand an air of mystery and exclusivity, which drove up demand even higher, which made the waiting list even longer, which led to this: a series of extravagant outings provided by the most highfalutin cadre of hat enthusiasts in the cosmos."
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[[[WearerofManyHats|Wearer of Many Hats]]]
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by [[[daveyoufool]]]
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"Oh, organized religion — such a card, thou'rt.

Just this very morning, I had myself re-baptized as "Dr. Wondertainment" at twelve different churches, and I needed to threaten fewer zoo animals than anticipated to see it through!"
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[[[yourstrulyfirstunbirthdayball|Yours Truly, The 1st Annual Unbirthday Ball]]]
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by [[[PoufyPoufson]]]
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"The queen is dead…" The Hatter mumbled to himself.

"I believe so, yes!" Taxes replied, blowing circles.

"I could be King…" Hatter muses, playing with a gear that had flung from a clock. "Kings get the best croquet mallets."

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[[[SCP-8981|SCP-8981: The Wonder War]]]
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by [[[PoufyPoufson]]], [[[PeppersGhost]]], and [[[daveyoufool]]]
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"The Foundation was unaware of SCP-8981's existence until written invitations to 'The Sanest King's 3rd Annual Unbirthday Ball' were received by all Foundation facilities, delivered by unknown means, and emblazoned with the Wondertainment executive seal."
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| hub-title = The Sanest King Hub
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