THE TROTSKYEET EXPERIENCE (Now In Color!)

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   --header-subtitle: "Riding Coattails Since 2019!";
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[[include :scp-wiki:component:betterfootnotes]]
[[include :scp-wiki:component:chicago-spirit]]
Hello, welcome to Trotskyeet's Author Page, do you have a reservation? Alright, just give me a moment...
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3 o'clock for %%name%%, correct?
[[include :topia:listusers-2]]
Wikidot Guest is it? Nice name, was my grandfathers.
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Perfect, if you'll just follow me, we've got a nice window seat for you there. Here's your menu, and just flag me down when you're ready to order, ok?


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= [[size x-large]]//__Chez de Trotskyeet Presents:__//[[/size]]
= [[size small]]//__A Multi-Course Prixe-fixe Showcasing Some Of The Most "Eh" Articles The Wiki Has To Offer (Roughly Organized By Length Along With Tangentially Related Musical Pairings):__//[[/size]]

= //__Appetizer:__//
= [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/body-and-blood The Body And Blood:] 
A fusion dish combining a neglected canon, and a secret Series 2 ingredient. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QwMRE-BKc ♬]]

= [*http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5642 SCP-5642:][[span class="fnnum"]].[[/span]][[span class="fncon"]]"The Godfryer"[[/span]] 
Fresh from the deep fryer! Topped with a smooth drizzle of comedy and //just// a dash of Mafia flair. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4o ♬]]

= [*http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-6215 SCP-6215:][[span class="fnnum"]].[[/span]][[span class="fncon"]]"The Happiest Place On Earth!"[[/span]] 
A multicultural shortform dry-aged for seven centuries. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA ♬]]

= //__First Course:__//
= [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ambroseinternational-pdf AmbroseInternational.pdf:] 
A baked screenplay served atop a bed of Broken Masquerade Canon, with shavings of body horror as garnish. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHwvUFjaNdU ♬]]

= [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/running-up-stairs Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs:] 
Twenty-seven almonds served with a side of Cool War™ sauce. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fr2e4KY714 ♬]]

= [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/horseback Governed On Horseback:] 
A modern take on a rustic canon. Mongolian beef marinated in Filipino spices served over hearty homage. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA ♬]]

= //__Second Course:__//
= [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/trot-log-1 Eight Hundred and Thirteen Mile Car Trip:] 
Braised cow liver with a side of Logistics and [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/speed-demon-hub Speed Demon]-inspired action. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8 ♬]]

= [*http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5572 SCP-5572:][[span class="fnnum"]].[[/span]][[span class="fncon"]]"I Ain't No Skeleton's Son"[[/span]] 
A collaboration with our friend [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ralliston-s-authorpage Chef Asheworth] at gastropub //120//, fried comedy with a rich over-the-top action sauce, served with a large helping of skeleton puns. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYRF8vMsJ8 ♬]] (obviously)

= [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6789 SCP-6789:][[span class="fnnum"]].[[/span]][[span class="fncon"]]"Return. Return. Return."[[/span]] 
Another collaboration with our friends [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ralliston-s-authorpage Chef Asheworth] and [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/its-a-bad-idea-s-author-page Chef Isabi]. A decadent SCP-6000 entry with a melted XK-Class scenario, and a garnish of alternate history. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA ♬]]

= //__Third Course:__//
= [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss-hub GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS HUB:]
Yet another //120// collaboration. Rich bone marrow served with peppery Fae cosmology set on a bed of decadent [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/from-120-s-archives-hub canon lore]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA ♬]]

= //__Dessert (Sharables):__//
= [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-bathrooms-wiki The Bathrooms Wiki:] 
Chocolate mousse with lemon reduction. Serves seventeen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTzEYzzfPac ♬]]

= [*http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7272 SCP-7272:][[span class="fnnum"]].[[/span]][[span class="fncon"]]"Iscatbul (Not Kotstantinople)"[[/span]] 
"Spaghetti" covered in a light catnip sauce. Serves seven. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUsOaB5V2c ♬]]
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[[tab Reviews]]
> "who?"
> -- [[*user JakdragonX]]

> "trotskyeet, critically underrated"
> -- [[*user LordXVNV]], critically overrated

> "the funniest person I know"
> -- [[*user Ralliston]], knows like 3 people max

> "one of the most amazing authors i have ever known (not paid)"
> -- [[*user basirskipreader]] (paid)

> "This author is cool beanz"
> -- [[*user Cole-13]]

> "Did you know that world-renowned writer Trotskyeet was once hit by a car?"
> -- [[*user Liryn]], currently outside of my house in a 2012 Honda Accord

> "haha wow Trotskyeet, you sure write good articles and totally didn't piss your pants while giving a presentation in 7th grade Spanish"
> -- My 7th grade Spanish class, particularly Neal Agarwal, Thomas Chung, and Tanner Richards, who did not refer to me as "The Notorious P.E.E" for the remainder of the year
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[[tab About The Chef]]
[[include component:image-block | name=authorimage.jpg| caption=A picture of someone who is not Trotskyeet posing with The Angry Videogame Nerd, who is also not Trotskyeet.]]

Hello and welcome to my Author Page!

The name's Trotskyeet (although you knew that already) and I'm a high school student from [[span class="dblock"]]████████[[/span]], Texas!

I first got into SCP around May 2019, I was on a bus ride to a school trip, scrolling through Reddit probably when I stumbled upon a link to the Wiki. I don't remember what was the first one I read unfortunately, but I do remember reading [*http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1981 SCP-1981] in an empty hotel room that night and yelping in surprise at the last transcript.[[footnote]] My horror tolerance is a mere quarter of that of an average human. [[/footnote]] I continued lurking until later in the year when I realized "Hey I should actually make an account," and did just that, starting my reign of the SCP Wiki with an iron fist.

I'm primarily a comedic author and enjoy writing absurd situations played straight (I also enjoy the usage of parentheses and footnotes as asides.)[[footnote]] Case in point. [[/footnote]] For some reason, my topics tend to gravitate towards food, although I am a mediocre cook at best. As a reader I enjoy urban fantasy, sci-fi, and long walks by the beach.

= **Author Will and stuff**
= I, Trotskyeet being of mostly sound body and mind do declare that after an inactivity period of 2 years with no explanation posted on my author page (ex. "Hey guys I'm stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so I won't be that active for a while." or something like that) stewardship of my articles (minus collabs, those go to the coauthors obviously) shall be given to [[*user Ralliston]], who can do whatever they please with the articles except for deleting them. Alternatively, print out my articles, burn them, and scatter the ashes over the White Cliffs of Dover on a windy day. Whichever is more convenient.
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