Tstaffor's Isolated Containment Terminal

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++ [[[SCP-6557]]] - Annihilation from a Cross Across Time
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This started out as an Imposter Challenge of Placeholder's work, but as it went on it definitely morphed more into my patented "series of no-dialogue logs" style scip.

This is currently the article on this site I'm absolutely the proudest of.  Other than a slight change to the final log, this was the first draft that I wrote all in one go!
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do not fuck with them ants man
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ah, I can tell by O5-11's email that they're a person of culture
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This is fun
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++ [[[SCP-5846]]] - The One-Stop Shop
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This was the first draft I ever wrote. It goes without saying that it was //not// good, but I came back to it and fixed it up quite a bit and now it's currently my favorite thing I've written and what I'm most proud of!

This also has an extended [[[experiment-log-5846|Experiment Log]]]. It's pretty exciting to see others take my idea and add to it in such creative ways!
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fuckin weird. i love it
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- [[*user lavenderbloodstains]]
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I've always been a fan of "table" style SCPs that give a list of weird shit.
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- [[*user fabledtiefling]]
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This is amazing. I love the concept and the way you played it out. Your characterization of both the store and agent Taylor was great. And the bits about mini golf and the funeral parlor made me chuckle. This was a great read.
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Between this and the food court article, you obviously have a certain level of skill for linguistic turns. The possessive twist is really clever, and wordplay such as Ghoti/Goatee is something I personally find quite difficult to come up with.
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++ [[[SCP-6547]]] - Worlds Within Worlds Within Worlds...
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This is an adaptation of an AI-generated prompt! I created it from the following generated text:
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard Locked Secure Container as Site-██. No personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX's container without Level 4 clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, black cube with a singular red button on one face. SCP-XXXX was recovered from the office of Dr. ████ after an incident in which [DATA EXPUNGED].

When the button on SCP-XXXX is pressed, a small door opens on the top face of the cube. Inside is a miniature version of the room SCP-XXXX is contained in, complete with a miniature version of SCP-XXXX. Pressing the button on the miniature SCP-XXXX causes the door to close and the miniature to disappear. The process can be repeated an infinite number of times.

The miniature versions of the room and SCP-XXXX are exact replicas, down to the smallest detail. However, the rooms and SCP-XXXXs inside the replicas are not exact replicas, and are instead random variations. The replicas are also inhabited by miniature versions of the personnel who were in the room when the button was pressed, which are also random variations.

It is unknown how SCP-XXXX creates the replicas, or how it is able to store them inside itself.
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A fun short read of horrific implications.
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short, sweet, and silly. this is exact kind of skip i love
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Ever since Fishish posted the first thing for the Department of Unreality I've wanted to write something for it! I was trying to think of what to use for it for the longest time, and then finally, I thought "What about pattern Screamers? They seem similar!" and boom! I clipped parts from SCPs I loved and made a really fun meta cross-link heavy scip!
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I dig this.
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I liked the article in its idea and execution
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++ [[[SCP-5847]]] - The Food's Court
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First of all, this was my first SCP. 

Secondly, yes. This is 100% a thinly veiled excuse 
to make tons of food puns.

Thirdly, I had made this as a Level for the Backrooms Wiki at first but halfway through I realized the meat of the article was the audio log so I ported that over and added some set-up for it.
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I love the sense of pure chaos this creates
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- [[*user LemonBee12]]
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I donut enjoy this, this is the wurst article of all thyme. What have you done to miso?
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- [[*user Fish^12]]
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This is…this is ridiculous. In a good way. To have this sheer number of puns, and for none of them to feel forced is impressive. Procharcuterie is a marvel.
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++ [[[SCP-6552]]] - Tidal.wav
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At only 250 words, this is the shortest thing I've written. I wrote this all in one go in just under an hour. It was amazingly fun to write! I came up with the title and then an hour later, I had a really fun article!
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The article's simplicity and fine line between silliness and horror work really well.
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- [[*user OrbeezTertius]]
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Now this is great. Articles like this are hard to come, especially ones done as well as this
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Simple, but has a lot of charm to it +1 :)
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++ [[[SCP-6588]]] - Sugar High
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I made a bet with a [[*user DolphinSlugchugger]] that I could write an article using a photo I took of a Sour Patch Gummy that looked pregnant. As you can tell. I won.
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What is it with you people and sour patch kids?

Bizarre and uncomfy but well-written enough I've gotta hand it to you.
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mpreg sour patch kids lets gooooooooooooooooo
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- [[*user RosySaturniidae]]
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What in the hell did I just read?
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++ [[[SCP-1551-EX]]] - Señor Pig
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First ever explained mister babyyyyy!!!

I actually came up with the idea for this one almost a year ago, and never found a good angle past the basic "Mr. Fish but opposite"
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bro, that pig didn't deserve that :(
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- [[*user winkwonkboi]]
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Always glad to see the Foundation being totally ethical for good reasons.
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++ [[[SCP-6554]]] - Blind Box Toy Machines
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This is my attempt at a short SCP that doesn't fully explain its story. I've given you the clues but I hope you figure out the story yourself!
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It took me way too long to realize what was going on. I had to read the article over and over again, and I felt stupid now that I've finally figured it out.
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I think my favorite part of this is the lack of sideways "N"s in the writing, along with the other strange items.
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++ [[[SCP-5722]]] - Lonely Echoes in Footnotes
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A rewrite for [[*user Cryer Walker]]
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When I first read SCP-5722, I really loved the character, but I felt it wasn't given a satisfying conclusion. I also thought it would be a great chance to sneak in my Author Avatar :P
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This was just a fun article. It's cute and executed well. But, personally, I would let Jeff freely roam the SCP wiki.
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Absolutely love this article, the interview and "Wait, are you talking to me" were my favorite part.
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Bizarre. Uncanny.
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++ [[[SCP-6553]]] - The One-Horned Demon
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A collaboration with my dad!
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I've been reading SCP articles to my dad since around 2018 and after I started writing them, I knew I wanted to get him to write one too. I finally ambushed him on a call one time and we wrote this out together. He contributed mainly to the effects of the fluids.
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weird and awesome
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I can't stop laughing at "any subject who ingests the fluid will become well-known in their hometown as having murdered someone." Just something about the astounding pettiness contrasted with the power of the object just makes for comedy gold in my book.
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Honey rainbows with weird effects are oddly fascinating
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++ [[[SCP-6868]]] - Bubbly Bobby the Rubber Ducky
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A rewrite for [[*user cremo]]
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I really liked the concept of a rubber duck who has been scarred from inadvertently killing anyone that tries to hang out with it, so when cremo first posted this and it got downvoted, I jumped on rewriting it. It seems like people have enjoyed it now given it's currently my most upvoted article on the wiki!

This was my first attempt at horror. I tried out fridge horror with the realization this duck was discarded because a father accidentally killed his child by sending them a very unfinished prototype. 
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Interesting throwback to series II-III. Simple anomaly, simple execution, throw in a POI, unexpected result.
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Babe wake up new tstaffor skip dropped…

wait don't touch that purple rubber duc-

NOOOOOO
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I must have a dark sense of humor because this just made me laugh my ass off
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Got to the end of the description and wasn’t quite sure where this one was going. It’s a good example of the narrative and the main hook of the article being quite separate from the core anomaly. There’s a nice bit of fridge logic with the fear of humans, and the texts are a good way to tell this story.
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++ [[[SCP-6067]]] - Recyclone
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I //hate// that stupid, horrible, no-good, infuriating, fake cheery voice from every kids commercial ever. This is my parody of that to see how far a commercial could go with that voice with its stupid happy sound still talking over it.
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This is really good. The Funtastic logo in particular is great.
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- [[*user LemonBee12]]
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Saw this in the IRC, just as good then as it is now.
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I can just imagine if someone went to Funtastic and said something like "a cyclone isn't a hole", they'd probably be countered with 'its circular thing that other things fall into, yes?' is just hole in the air' or something like that.

Anyway yeah, definitely +1.
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++ [[[SCP-3837]]] - Maize Knight
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A Collaboration with [[*user PlaguePJP]]
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My first collaboration! 
It was wonderful working with Plague. He brought tons of great ideas to the table and this wouldn't be what it is today without him.

This is a rewrite of the previous Corn Goblin by [[*user BaronJoe]]. It didn't have much for a narrative so we've added quite a bit of story. 

Also, I just have to quickly take full credit for the GoI Goat of Interest line.
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instant upvote for "goat of interest"
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> goat of interest

Pretty sure this is a cognitohazard that makes people upvote.
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🐐
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- [[*user BoredDog]]
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++ [[[SCP-6389]]] - Sculptor-Hypnos
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A Collaboration with [[*user Agisuru]]
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I was initially approached to critique this. After reading through it, I really loved it and offered to contribute to it. I'm glad I did as it was tons of fun working with Agi, and creating weird anomalies such as the giant sea cucumbers with mouths along their backs!
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Pretty quality article with an interesting anomaly. Bravo!
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- [[*user DrApricus]]
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++ [[[SCP-6551]]] - Clockwork Lullaby
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I've really enjoyed [[*user Weryllium]]'s work so I wanted to write in that same style. There's a loose story here, but the main focus is just an interesting clockwork bird, and how it works!
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++ [[[SCP-6226]]] - Duck Boat
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I have conquered List Pages!!!

Not much to say about this one, it's half SCP half WWS Format. 
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Yet another short-form article. But I can upvote it solely because it's a sentient rowboat.
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This got a laugh out of me. This also conveys the relationship dynamic between SCPF and WWS that I hadn't realized I always wanted.
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Okay, this made me laugh more than it should have. Nice job.
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I put myself through 3 hours of torture for this. You better enjoy it!

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As a official popcorn hater, i’m glad the final Popcorn Act ended as it did here. Hope it was painful for them.
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- [[*user Starch Tuber]]
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Eh, it's alright. Though, the whole "Department of Popcorn" thing really ruined the article for me.

Gonna novote for now.
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- [[*user NDHeckfire]]
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Popcorn tag when? +1!
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++ [[[SCP-555-J]]] - Squid Mop
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Funni mop
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The footnotes really sold it.
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- [[*user Kothardarastrix]]
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Squid mop

Squid mop
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- [[*user DrGooday]]
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I enjoy the thought of a cephalopod bubbling around Site-19 making swishing noises.
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I jokingly said "what if there was a log of //non//-anomalous objects?" in a Discord server one time... and here we are!
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Honestly, I laughed at the title of this, which is enough for me to upvote.
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- [[*user Fish^12]]
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this is fucking hilarious
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- [[*user Ralliston]]
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God tier post.
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- [[*user Adrian Adams 0]]
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This shit's so creative, please never stop writing comedy.
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- [[*user LAN 2D]]
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This is so stupid. 10/10
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- [[*user OzzyLizard]]
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tstaffor has once again made my laugh till I cry, love this so much lmao
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- [[*user Luxaiko]]
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A Collaboration with [[*user Dr Trintavon]]
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I had so much fun writing this. I just sat in a voice call with [[*user Dr Trintavon]] for 4 hours and we wrote this entire thing. It was like a fever dream.
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173 but it got upvoted.
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We need more 173 fanfic… for research purposes, of course. Good article!
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173 but I like it now

Damn it Tstaffor, +1
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I'm really proud of this! It's NIGHTFALL's version of Wondertainment as a merry band of Knights questing to apprehend the dishonorable Sir Redd.

--I also have never read any NIGHTFALL.--
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This was a lot of fun to write! I've always enjoyed greentexts so when Cole 13 posted one and it got deleted, I reached out to collaborate with him on a rewrite. I'm so glad I did because the final product is something I'm really proud of!
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Captures that sweet greentext energy like a charm.
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I can't believe how much funny and creative shit people come up with for Parawatch (pun unintended).
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This absolutely killed me, I love this, haven’t laughed so hard at an article in a while
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This was my first ever article!
I've always loved SCP-3477 and the Unhuman Canon fits it so perfectly.
I think the vignette style is very fitting for a scip like 3477.
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Harold supremacy, may we forever feel his fins on our skins.
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I liked the part when Harold.
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This is my attempt at [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1468460/ Dexanote's challenge]. I was pretty surprised to not be able to find any tales written like a video game review so I thought I'd write it myself!

The idea of this reviewer barely making it out of Goat VR alive and then going online to complain about it a bunch is a really funny concept to me.
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This is cool. I like how mean the author was and the talking to from miss J made me chuckle.
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Brilliant. (Though I guess it does help that I adore both of the original scips in this lol)
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I had no idea what was going on here (admittedly, I hadn't read 5045 yet) but I just loved this anyway, haha, when Farmer went "Come on! I'm just erasing a couple peeps from existence! Nothing major" this article was done for me, +1
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I don't really care about people's opinion on this one. I just had so much fun writing the first one that I ended up making a second one!
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The long awaited sequel…
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These are starting to sound like the 914 test logs.
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This made me sigh loudly.
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++ [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/critter-profile-sandra-and-george Critter Profile: Sandra and George!]
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Rewritten by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]]
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My Grandmother died from Alzheimer's and the thought of having your mind slowly go over such a long period of time is one of my biggest fears.
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heartbreaking in all the best ways.
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Oh Goddamn this is legitimately the only article in recent history to make me tear up a little.
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you absolute monster

It's perfect.
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++ [[[SPC-3008]]] - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ
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The main part kept from [[*user sevenball]]'s entry is the final interview log. After reading it, I knew I had to write this! I'm just surprised no one had thought about making an SPC-3008 about Blahaj yet!
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I need to go hug my Blåhaj
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Although I am not trans, as a member of the LGTV community it remains my duty to upvote a blahaj article

Jokes aside tho this is a really well written spc article and a fun spin on 3008. +1 and not just cuz it's about blahaj (Tho that is a bonus)
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After reading through the entire catalog of Herman Fuller GoI formats, I realized they mostly followed the same gimmick of Herman abusing the act in question and the author of the book feeling bad for the act. I decided to write a format screw of the concept where the article's main focus is not the act featured on the poster but a different one entirely and Herman would like the act and the author would be the one to hate it.
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+ **Top 10:**
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**1.** [[[SCP-5031]]] - Yet Another Murder Monster by [[*user PeppersGhost]]
**2.** [[[SCP-5178]]] - Eat The Sun with Seth Uhar by [[*user DecoyMesa]]
**3.** [[[SCP-4634]]] - Out-of-Order by [[*user MaliceAforethought]]
**4.** [[[SCP-4903]]] - Eternity, Served Cold by [[*user CryonicAutumn]]
**5.** [[[SCP-184]]] - The Architect by [[*user Dr Gears]]
**6.** [[[SCP-4228]]] - Karma Kameleon by [[*user T Rutherford]]
**7.** [[[SCP-3477]]] - Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up? by [[*user stormbreath]]
**8.** [[[SCP-4985]]] - High Finance by [[*user ModernMajorGeneral]]
**9.** [[[SCP-3455]]] - 411 Days A Year by [[*user Mortos]]
**10.** [[[SCP-3671]]] - A very angry box of cereal by [[*user DrMorris]]
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> - [[*user djkaktus]]

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