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[[include theme:mcd-gray]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] ||||||~ Transcribed messages recovered alongside a currently undesignated SCP object. || ||||||~ DHansaw/SDawson || ||~ Records From:||||5/17/20██, 14:09-14:20|| ||~ Time ||~ User ||~ Message|| || 14:09 || DHansaw || Dawson. || || 14:10 || SDawson || Ready and capable, sir. What do you need? || || 14:10 || DHansaw || Incapable is closer to the truth. You sent your pet project E3 out to a much higher radius than your experiment application suggested. || || 14:10 || SDawson || I sent it- oh. Shit. || || 14:11 || DHansaw || "Oh, shit" is right. We're getting pings as far away as China. || || 14:11 || DHansaw || People are going to notice this. And you //know//, Dawson, just how much we hate being noticed. || || 14:12|| SDawson || Yes, sir. || || 14:12 || SDawson || Whatever I can do to minimize the damage, I will, sir. || || 14:13 || DHansaw || That's exactly correct. This is your pile of shit to clean up. || || 14:14 || DHansaw|| As such, you are to model and design a program equipped to seek out E3, and to kill it. || || 14:14 || DHansaw || I hope you understand I mean that literally. You //are// the leader of this little fancy, aren't you? || || 14:15 || SDawson || I am, sir. You'll have the program. E3 won't be an issue to scrub from every computer it poked itself into, protected or not. || || 14:16 || DHansaw || Good. You've got 48 hours. || || 14:16 || DHansaw || Start writing. || || 14:17 || SDawson || Ready and capable, sir. || || 14:17 || DHansaw || **DISCONNECTED** || || 14:18 || SDawson || Fuuuuuuuuuck. || || 14:19 || SDawson || **DISCONNECTED** || ||||||||~ Log end. || ||||||~ SDawson/KWilkenstein || ||~ Records From:||||5/17/20██, 14:42-14:53|| ||~ Time ||~ User ||~ Message|| || 14:42 || SDawson || Kaylie. Shit. || || 14:42 || SDawson || You know project E3? Hammy? || || 14:44 || KWilkenstein || Uh, yeah. You did a test run yesterday night, right? What about it? || || 14:45 || SDawson || I sent it out way too far, and now Hansaw's on my case because Hammy's in fucking //China// and he said I need a program to take it down within 48 hours. || || 14:46 || SDawson || And I'm pretty sure if I don't have it for him, the whole team's asses will be cashed. || || 14:46 || KWilkenstein || Fuuuuuuuuuck. || || 14:47 || SDawson || That's what I said. || || 14:47 || SDawson || I've got a basic plan written up. It's gotta think it's dead, right? And it's, you know, ham. || || 14:48 || SDawson || So we're gonna convince it it's gotten eaten. || || 14:49 || KWilkenstein|| That is, in fact, remarkably basic. Nice. || || 14:49 || SDawson || Shut up. Here, look. || || 14:50 || SDawson || **SENT:** fortkickasssolutions.doc || || 14:51 || KWilkenstein || ... Okay, yeah. We can piece that together. I'll start work, you talk to Joseph and Mandy and get coordinating. || || 14:52 || KWilkenstein || Let's capable the //shit// out of this fucker. || || 14:52 || SDawson || I'll set up a .sol. Fingers crossed. || || 14:52 || SDawson || **DISCONNECTED** || || 14:53|| KWilkenstein || **DISCONNECTED** || ||||||||~ Log end. || < [[[stick-the-landing| Stick the Landing]]] | [[[a-dysfunctional-heist| A Dysfunctional Heist >]]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]