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+++ "On the Whole, the Unusual Incidents Unit is a superfluous organization. If not for its relative usefulness during the Cold War under J. Edgar Hoover, it would not be around today." [[>]] **-Foundation Liaison Howard Packard, 2005** [[/>]] +++ "The Unusual Incidents Unit is, at best, occasionally useful. However, the majority of their agents are inexperienced with paranormal matters, and as a result, we do not believe that fully integrating them into the Veil would be an appropriate idea at this time." [[>]] **John Lewis, S.R.S.G On Paranormal Activity, 2012** [[/>]] +++ "There are three things you have to know about the USA if you're one of us: 1) Fuck the SCP. 2) Fuck the GOC. 3) Laugh at the UIU. Those fuckers couldn't kill a mammoth with a bazooka at point-blank range." [[>]] **-Anonymous** [[/>]] ++++ Over the years, the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been the subject of several kinds of mockery, from being compared to sub-par but influential 1990s television programs to being outright called "UIUseless". +++ This is the story of two agents in this much maligned organization, and their adventures in a far-off land known as the Midwestern United States. # **[[[Unusual Happenings]]]** - In which we are introduced to our protagonist. # **[http://www.scp-wiki.net/do-you-remember-these-guys Another Boring Night]** - In which nothing happens on a stakeout. # **[[[Taproots]]]** - In which something becomes ingrained into the psyche of our protagonists. # **[[[Of Portals, Plasma Cannons and Other Boring Things]]]** - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies In which nothing of substance happens.] # **[[[Homecoming|Come Rest Your Head A While]]]** - In which our heroes return home, and things begin unraveling. # **[[[Midnight Plane Going Anywhere]]]** - In which our heroes realize something alarming. # **[[[It's Too Cold For You Here]]]** - In which a hiatus finally ends.