Department of Unreality Hub

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**Department of Unreality Hub**
**Author:** [[*user Fishish]]
**Author Page!** [[[fishishpage | Fishish's Author Page]]]
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Dear [Name],

It is my pleasure to welcome you to [Department Name.] You have been chosen from amongst your peers for your [Relevant work experience.] and [Positive personal quality.] 

The Department handles a very specific subset of anomalous phenomena affecting [Relevant Information concerning the Department.]

[Additional paragraphs detailing relevant duties covered by the Department.]

Regards,

John Doe
Department of Unreality
Director
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//The building blocks of deconstruction.//
//(Ordered Chronologically.)//
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[[[unreality-orientation | The Afternoon (Department of Unreality Orientation)]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//I grab a bagel and head out into Site-19.//
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[[[your-imaginary-friend | Your Imaginary Friend]]] – by [[*user Fishish]] and [[*user Deadly Bread]].

//Slowly, I try solving a puzzle with no real pieces.//
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[[[something-glowing | Something Glowing]]] – By [[*user Deadly Bread]].

//all ancillary functions will be moved to preventing subjective reality loss during this process.//
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[[[the-castaway-from-unreality | The Castaway From Unreality]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//In the time I've been at Site-19, I've done maybe one or two things that could be considered actual work.//
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[[[its-not-real-it-never-was-you-pathetic-fools | It's Not Real, It Never Was, You Pathetic Fools]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//Material Requirements: Nothing. (Already in my possession)//
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[[[SCP-6208 | SCP-6208 - Amnesia Was Her Name]]] – by [[*user Elunerazim]] and [[*user Fishish]].

//Foundation staff are to be made aware of the existence of the SCP Foundation Department of Unreality.//
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[[[SCP-6938|SCP-6938 – Alex Thorley Gets A Gift Horse]]] – by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]] and [[*user Fishish]].

//"Any objections?"//
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[[[haunt-me | Haunt Me, Haunt Me, Haunt Me]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//The morning sun hates you, and everything hurts.//
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[[[disintegration | Disintegration]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

**[02.39 AM] -- Alex Thorley:**  I'm scared of blood.
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[[[unreality-hub | SCP-001-NULL - Fishish’s Proposal]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//We'll meet again. Same as it ever was.//
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//Subtotal			2.74
12% VAT			0.32//

**Amount Due:		3.06**

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> //Standalone tales featuring the Department of Unreality (singular).//

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[[[burger | Alex Thorley Eats A Burger]]] – by [[*user syuzhet]].

//The smell of cooked meat, the taste of it on your tongue, the soft fat oozing from between the edges of your teeth.//

//It's a nice thing to be able to eat real food for once.//

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[[[/bagel|Alex Thorley Hungers For a Bagel]]] – by [[*user JakdragonX]].

//Oh, speaking of feeling things: I'm still hungry.//
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[[[unreal sushi| alex thorley dreams of sushi.]]] – by [[*user LORDXVNV]].

//You would expect an ocean this big to have actual waves, but it's just ripples. They're just there. They'll never crash onto the shore. There won't ever be a climax.//

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[[[the-blank-page | The Blank Page]]] – by [[*user Prismal]].

//You stare at the empty page, scared.//

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[[[a-thorley-little-christmas | Alex Thorley's Christmas Special]]] – by [[*user FLOORBOARDS]].

//After [Period of time of employment.] we are [Sad/relived/excited.] to see you go. Your transfer from [Insert former Department here.] to [Insert current Department here.] has been approved. We are thankful you have continued to dutifully serve the Foundation in our mission.//

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[[[alex-thorley-goes-on-a-blind-date| Alex Thorley Goes on a Blind Date]]] – by [[*user IronShears]].

//You are Alex Thorley. You have been waiting for 30 minutes.//

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[[[give-me-back-to-the-sky |Give me Back to the Sky]]] – by [[*user Fishish]].

//You have never felt better, which makes you nauseous.//

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[[[poem |Alex Thorley Writes A Poem]]] – by [[*user IndustryStandard]].

//You don't need to know your hands // if you do no work.//

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[[[illcovetyouifyoucoverme |ILLCOVETYOUIFYOUCOVERME]]] – by [[*user FLOORBOARDS]].

//**Kindness:** But the defense of love remains where it was: Standing on the bastion of the night, overlooking the red dawn where one day the sky will be painted with yellow stars as well.//

//[**Donald John Trump** exits from behind the podium. He smiles widely and repeatedly bows. He waves both his hands. He looks back and forth.]//

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[[[sundial|Sundial]]] – by [[*user Aftokrator]].

//What is the inverse of a human being?//

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[[[magazine|Maga zine]]] – by [[*user Prismal]].

//Open?//

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> //Standalone SCPs involving the Department of Unreality (plural).//

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[[[scp-5863|SCP-5863 – Myths Made Plain]]] – by [[*user SynthPanda_]].

//The nature of SCP-5863 is currently unknown to the Foundation. The following proposed explanations are currently under investigation.//
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[[[scp-0983 | SCP-983 – The Party is Today]]] – by [[*user FLOORBOARDS]].

//I can't keep pretending these aren't presents from myself.//

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[[[scp-6478|SCP-6478 – Not Dementia - It's Something Else]]] – by [[*user Quicksilvers ]].

//The results and side effects of ingesting SCP-6478-1 are inconclusive.//

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[[[SCP-6558|SCP-6558 – Word Disassociation]]] – by [[*user tstaffor]].

//**Special Containment Procedures:** Containment.//

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[[[SCP-7591|SCP-7591 – Alex Thorley Kills A Guy]]] – by [[*user PlaguePJP]].

//**Lague:** Have you ever had violent thoughts?//

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[[[SCP-7195|SCP-7195 – Alex Thorley Gets A Cat]]] – by [[*user Prismal]].

//Thorley meows.//

//SCP-7195 meows.//
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[[[SCP-7356|SCP-7356 – Noncanonical Materials]]] – by [[*user FLOORBOARDS]].

//Those in the presence of SCP-7356 have not reported adverse effects. However, assigned ritualists — even those who had been amnesticized — have reported experiencing dreams depicting an unknown species of bird, possibly a crow or raven, gliding down a hallway.//

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[[[SCP-7365|SCP-7365 – Take/Off/Day]]] – by [[*user IndustryStandard]].

//Congratulations! You have won (earned) a complementary, all-expenses-paid, trip around the world!//

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[[[SCP-6352|SCP-6352 – Mother Died Today]]] – by [[*user fabuIa]].

//You are not a member of the Department of Unreality. This does not concern you.//

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[[[SCP-7488|SCP-7488 – anything for your eyes]]] – by [[*user winkwonkboi]].

//They all died, screaming. SCP-7488 wields a gun. The bullets are painted in kaleidoscopic hues.//
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[[[SCP-7413|SCP-7413 – Rhizomatic Serial Killer]]] – by [[*user FLOORBOARDS]].

//Several calls were made to the police precinct of northern ████████, ██████, USA, in which a low, androgynous voice stated "there is a killer on the loose" before hanging up.//
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[[[art:alex-thorley-is-a-they | Alex Thorley is a They]]] by [[*user LOVEMARGINAL]]

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[[[art:vitruvian-thorley-and-their-cat | the vitruvian thorley and the cat in the box, #000000 on #FFFFFF]]] by [[*user LORDXVNV]]

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[[[art:donald-trump-and-19-others-indicted-in-georgia-on-charge | Donald Trump and 19 Others Indicted in Georgia on Charges Related to the Illegal Attempt to Overturn the 2020 Election]]] by [[*user SynthPanda_]]

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[[[art:alex-thorley-pressed-the-escape-key |Alex Thorley pressed the escape key]]] by [[*user Kikunai]]

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--Nice try Officer.--

The Department of Unreality is a Foundation department [[footnote]] Despite the protests of RAISA, the Ethics Committee, the department's own Reality Liaison, and the author. [[/footnote]] that handles a set of anomalous phenomena. You really have to not see it to believe it.

**[CLICK TO EDIT TEXT]** encompasses the original articles written by team //The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life// for DEPARTMENTCON 2022, as well as a continuation by [[*user Fishish]].

Although the department is open to interpretation, only articles internally consistent with those articles already on the hub are eligible to be added to it. Please contact [[*user Fishish]] through either Wikidot PMs or Discord if you have any questions.



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##transparent|It has to be good.##
##transparent|One of the rules, as a freebie: Alex Thorley is the only existing employee for the department.##

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