Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Hub

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/grigori-karpin-s-author-page More by Grigori Karpin]**

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++++ __##3097CF|Mission Statement##__:
Here at //**##EEF440|Vikander-Kneed##**// we like to pride ourselves on being at the bleeding edge of media and communications technology.  Our goal has been the betterment of the person and society through unbiased and aesthetically pleasing communications.  

If there’s a better world out there, then it’s up to all of us to achieve it together.  Efficient and entertaining media is the most important step on the road to Utopia.

Won’t you join us in this **##EEF440|Better Tomorrow^^TM^^##**?

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++++ __##3097CF|Our Credentials##__:
Techniques we’ve //__mastered__// in the pursuit of communications excellence:
* Radio/Television/Internet Broadcasting!
* Movie Production and Distribution!
* At Home Entertainment Distribution!
* Black Magic!
* Entertainment Content Production!
* Instructional Content Production!
* Murder!
* Psychological Warfare!
* Graphic Design!

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Keep an eye out for products labelled //**##EEF440|Vikander-Kneed Technical Media##**//.

We’re everywhere media is sold.

**//##3097CF|We’re here for you!##//**
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[[tab What’s this all about?]]
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Vikander-Kneed Technical Media is a cursed media Group of Interest.  They have their fingers in all aspects of media production and distribution, utilizing the anomalous to do so.  

Focused mostly on the unsettling or the sickly humorous, Vikander-Kneed has produced radio shows, instructional VHS tapes, exercise DVDs, bonus features on entertainment DVDs (such as director’s commentaries), documentaries, music, and streaming services.  

In existence since the 1950s, Vikander-Kneed’s activities and distribution of content are a significant threat to normalcy, and the anomalies connected to their activities have an unpredictable set of capabilities.  So far, their **mode of operation and overall mission is completely opaque to the Foundation**.
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**[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7007 | SCP-7007]]]** - //**Misfortune Gorge**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]] & [[user Vivarium]]
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//__Introductory articles__//:[[footnote]]Read these three to see what the boundaries of a VKTM article is like, what the possibilities are, and get a feeling for the overall tone.  Obviously, it is not necessary that you completely mimic the style as a contributor, but it helps to know what the GOI is about... or in actuality, what little I am willing to say about them.[[/footnote]]
* **[[[scp-5889 | SCP-5889]]]** – //**AMnestic**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]] & [[user Dysadron]]
* **[[[scp-5904 | SCP-5904]]]** – //**Inhuman Resources**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-5897 | SCP-5897]]]** – //**History is Written by the VKTM**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]

//__Additional SCP Files__//:
* **[[[scp-5379 | SCP-5379]]]** - //**The Taped Confession**// by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[scp-5479 | SCP-5479]]]** - //**A Movie of You**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-5681 | SCP-5681]]]** - //**Gehenna Arcade**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]] & [[user Vivarium]]
* **[[[scp-6591 | SCP-6591]]]** - //**'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program**// by [[user PlaguePJP]]
* **[[[scp-5698 | SCP-5698]]]** - //**Economic Migration**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-5358 | SCP-5358]]]** - //**Vlorschidia**// by [[user winkwonkboi]]
* **[[[scp-6123 | SCP-6123]]]** - //**VKTM presents: Media and You**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-5974 | SCP-5974]]]** - //**The Interactive Fiction**// by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[scp-5571 | SCP-5571]]]** - //**American Backyard**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-6301 | SCP-6301]]]** - //**Funky Finn’s Children Happy Hour**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]], [[user GremlinGroup]], & [[user LORDXVNV]]
* **[[[scp-5428 | SCP-5428]]]** - //**101 Household Hints with Eleonor**// by [[user AWeirdBird]]
* **[[[scp-6750 | SCP-6750]]]** - //**Halloween Safety Tips, Presented by Sam Hain**// by [[user PlaguePJP]] & by [[user J Dune]]
* **[[[scp-6677 | SCP-6677]]]** - //**Finn's Hollow - a Vikander-Kneed Production**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-1337-ex | SCP-1337-EX]]]** - //**NFTs by Vikander-Kneed!**// by [[user LORDXVNV]]
* **[[[scp-6221 |SCP-6221]]]** - //**A Very VKTM Christmas**// by //ihp//
* **[[[scp-6780 | SCP-6780]]]** - **//'helth by dado' Brought to You by Vikander-Kneed//** by //ihp// & [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-6156 | SCP-6156]]]** - //**Oh, Doug!**// by [[user Calibold]]
* **[[[scp-6358 | SCP-6358]]]** - //**MESSIAH**// by [[user Machen2]]
* **[[[scp-6359 | SCP-6359]]]** - //**American American**// by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[scp-6897 | SCP-6897]]]** - //**##red|You Won't Believe How the Sausage is Made!##**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-6613 | SCP-6613]]]** - //**Period Drama**// by [[user Doctor Cimmerian]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6891 | SCP-6891]]]** - //**How to Cure Anxiety Without Really Trying**// by [[user Sound Chaser]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7806 | SCP-7806]]]** - //**knees for dado**// by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7069 | SCP-7069]]]** - //**VKTM Presents: Reader x You!**// by [[user LORDXVNV]]
* **[[[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-1747-jp | SCP-1747-JP]]]** - //**True Horror Spreads in Real-Life!**// by (//translator//) [[user C-Dives]] and (//original JP author//) [[user roneatosu]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7889 | SCP-7889]]]** - //**Lies and Slander**// by [[user Niellein]]
* **[[[scp-7796 | SCP-7796]]]** - //**VKTM Presents: Evenings with Don Cavatelli**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-7165 | SCP-7165]]]** - //**The Faux Pas**// by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7830 | SCP-7830]]]** - //**The Brand Formerly Known As VKTM**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
* **[[[scp-7953 | SCP-7953]]]** - //**Content, by VKTM**// by [[user OliverMemphis]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6549 | SCP-6549]]]** - //**PSYCHO KRILLER**// by [[user Billith]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7861 | SCP-7861]]]** - //**Intrusive Advertising**// by [[user Damian Thorne]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7756 | SCP-7756]]]** - //**There's No Place Like Home... Land Security**// by [[user Grigori Karpin]]


//__Tales__//:
* **[[[a-culinary-broadcast | A Culinary Broadcast]]]** by [[user FluffyDog00]]
* **[[[many-last-words | Many Last Words]]]** by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[christmas-fam | Foundation After Midnight Radio, Episode ██: Have Yourself A Meta Little Christmas]]]** by [[user HarryBlank]]
* **[[[vikander-kneed-worldwide-news-network | Vikander-Kneed Worldwide News]]]** by [[user Cole 13]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9-to-5 | 9 to 5]]]** by [[user Prismal]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-trainee-gets-trolled | The Trainee Gets Trolled]]]** by [[user Guezma]]
* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/willie-wettle-washed-up-while-walking | WILLIE WETTLE WASHED UP WHILE WALKING]]]** by [[user Prismal]]
* **[[[magazine | Maga zine]]]** by [[user Prismal]]

//__Misc.__//:

* **[[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-art-of-vikander-kneed-technical-media | The Art of VKTM]]]** - By a lot of the authors above, collated by [[user Grigori Karpin]]
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Anyone can contribute an article under this GoI, of course.  

**The VKTM Golden Rule**: //No explanation of anything to do with their motives, their origins, or how they do what they do//[[footnote]]What I mean by this is: Don't go into deep discussions of how they make anomalies... obviously this is a media company, but the point is to stay fairly mysterious.[[/footnote]]

__Some basic guidelines__: 

* This isn’t torture porn.  Although we have violence and horror in these skips, this isn’t about extreme gore.
* These articles should be focused on the //implication// of horrific violence, social commentary, comedy, and the ways media affects every one of us.  
* Additionally, there’s no face of this company... no Wondertainment or Anderson equivalent, we don’t get to see how VKTM operates from their perspective: if you want to characterize their motives or behavior, keep it vague and keep it restrained to the media itself (like in 5904)



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**//Please do not write about the deep lore specific origins of Vikander-Kneed.  Just a bunch of crazy shit happening to people because of cursed media.//**
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I think the secret is that the description almost seems bland with just a hint of the baseline anomalous effect, then something is revealed in the media //itself// that’s definitely anomalous and also horrific, either through absurdity or existentialism (or both).

Anything that is connected to media in all its forms is game, just try and focus on balancing humor, implied horrendous violence, and the unsettling and you’ll hit it right.  

I’m available by PM on IRC or Wikidot if you have any questions or want to bounce an idea off me: [[user Grigori Karpin]].
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> **Filename:** VKlogotransparent
> **Author:** [[*user Grigori Karpin]]
> **License:**  CC BY-3.0
> **Source Link:**
> **Additional Notes:** created by me.
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> **Filename:** RecruitmentFlyer
> **Author:** [[*user Grigori Karpin]]
> **License:**  CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:**
> **Additional Notes:** created using the below 4 images

> **Filename:** newscaster
> **Author:** Tom Hilton
> **License:**CC BY-2.0 Generic
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/tomhilton/23078420619/in/photolist-BamWpM-4UaroK-2iebpnV-2hZReAP-2jrcFRv-549G1o-Ldx7fB-276TgcU-k9GF4L-28T1Dsy-5RRPxs-4E8CiG-3BEpT2-asjPbq-3cNVc8-5TXRFi-5K1P7K-23NpKeW-4yCxTc-525DY4-4y3njd-zhHhA-31rivB-63KJqz-P7Njxn-2hedRN5-8N4zzF-85hGjc-g2sYYY-29aDqe-p9zZqE-q9kKrm-aAoz2W-p1Z7fQ-31ri74-4t54on-5ZK5A7-pStVS4-6n79S-QEubNT-31rhMe-afXrbJ-5EsF9p-psjb6-7gUkFm-23rsto-j8PCr2-j8RWzG-oU8tVL-a5SxMp | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** Edited by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

> **Filename:** Concert Scarecrow 040
> **Author:** Patrick Gaudin
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/voyages-provence/13325052463/in/photolist-miunRR-ivNtLd-mFUgwY-5AE2uz-oJqhKk-5bTw86-sxun3x-5AE5jK-EVm8nX-5Z7uoN-M47pEH-5a2nbQ-ivNRUF-ghGPU6-29HEpKQ-qkjEd9-tcArA-8caEv9-qDkdtm-r2nLRy-F2hcre-mitHzF-CZtthK-HQBXv-sQM5K-dV443c-59X9Ji-ghGR8t-zwTUU-UtwTjg-6NnrWj-mirrZD-SH7Bxa-5MKy81-9wPm9X-aqoXaG-9wSjP9-ydsXy-9wPnAe-ds5HqT-awWmD5-aqoWC5-7pt64F-ouMDcQ-ydsSp-poLM4w-fLt2iL-oJnnVs-68oRHt-2aP6PH8 | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** Edited by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

> **Filename:** Adult Outdoor Spors
> **Author:**Seattle Parks and Recreation
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/seattleparks/16045095995/in/photolist-qrRj38-qrS6SG-6s4CFM-nkF8p8-kmEdG8-nCZJin-iZj66a-nDgGi5-pkbCxJ-o9iXvb-4RQAGh-39x7fY-9EEKw9-dTait4-fqqZUo-9HXHhV-9HZQWS-6uAdiD-yvDEX-nu7xEG-2GafKe-fdnSUx-9EELq9-bqUvos-4ZXAQi-oBcvvT-nPyYRe-fqasHR-25msZK5-fdo2Pa-iZjW15-anqdCp-JCCYs-a5P6o4-7JZSY-fqayj8-7iLmZD-9pwan6-fdCeef-fdo2JD-9713CV-fdnTsV-oTDHdC-fdCn9q-ebh8fR-8VMcSK-fdCmYo-rVuSsD-2TShAP-nCatrM | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** Edited by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

> **Filename:** nothing on tv
> **Author:** Robert Couse-Baker
> **License:**  CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/29233640@N07/49902298416/in/photolist-2j2GjKs-2krvCEx-o7wy4o-o9gh9a-nS6m4B-o7vUAh-nS5chJ-nS5gvy-o7vYwo-o9AxHc-o9vs5q-o9AkMi-o9gkJM-o9yh1z-nS5jZV-nS5EjC-GgzTog-iYKA7K-6xsQvz-Bkkgre-GUkeLu-4YjV7o-4YfEBe-4YjUNs-4YjVid-4YfEje-2GKVFF-8dMR6q-4ygBs7-5WQmfd-A9EDFy-4ygBrh-5xn2nj-emPbDW-ruNTSk-aTbG8-4wBMzC-91qfBY-5EbEEj-TCQAu-HNsZa4-5PRtEX-5PRtp4-9s5fQg-7EgmFr-6oHcHL-7NM5kH-5PRtLK-55QEQb-B6wMW4 | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** 

> **Filename**: VKTM Intro Audio
> **Author**: [[user Doctor Fullham]] & [[user nahyesq]]
> **License**: CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source**: [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/grigori-karpin-s-author-page/VKTMintrocorporateOLDTIMEY.mp3 | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** used with their express permission (nahyesq filtered the audio to make it sound old-timey)
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> **Filename:** RecruitmentFlyer2
> **Author:** [[*user PlaguePJP]]
> **License:**  CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/grigori-karpin-s-author-page/recruitmentflyer2 | LINK]]]
> **Additional Notes:** used with his express permission

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