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oh god im real? someone should have told me sooner

Anyways, what’s up, my name is Xexnon. Yes it is Xexnon[[footnote]]Pronounced zex-non, like won. Yes it is a z, not an s. Yes, I have heard my name memed as “sex-non” before. You are not the first person to chuckle to yourself about that, and you will certainly not be the last.[[/footnote]], not Xenon, because I misspelled my username coming onto the wiki and I decided to keep it because I think it’s cool. You may call me my full name, Xex, Xe, X, or even Xenon if you want to, if your autocorrect makes you do that—whatever you think is appropriate is fine. I’m fine with anything, and have allegedly been referred to as a pretty chill guy.

I’ll be frank, I’m not one for having super flashy bios, so here’s the lowdown—I’m that one writer currently obsessed with Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd, and writes basically nothing but Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.[[footnote]]I actually do write other things, I promise.[[/footnote]] I’ve actually been a lurker of the SCP website as a whole since 2012, having on-and-off bouts of browsing and hyperfixation, but it was September of 2024 when I finally decided to take the plunge for myself into this. How’s that for a belated hello?

Check out my canon [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/black-diamond-billions-hub Black Diamond Billions!] It’s my pride and joy!

Find my works (and thoughts) below:
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* [[[SCP-6629]]] : A Mother’s Love Can Destroy Us All
* [[[SCP-7495]]] : Referring to the Self will Generate a Sense of Hopelessness
* [[[SCP-7469]]] : Memories Frozen in Time
* [[[SCP-8525]]] : Santa Baby (collab with [[*user newfangler]])
* [[[SCP-255]]] : To Kill An Advertiser
* [[[SCP-7847]]] : Creation Of A Tool (collab with [[*user jackalrelated]])
* [[[SCP-8116]]] : Eau de l’Affinité (collab with [[*user mxsinister]])
* [[[SCP-7581]]] : Wish Upon A Star
* [[[SCP-8337]]] : (I Fear That) Theoretically, This Anomaly Could Have One Billion Object Classes 
* [[[SCP-8179]]] : Arcadian Memories (collab with [[*user DFAstillo91]])
* [[[SCP-9006]]] - The Breakdown Of The Egg Structure (collab with [[*user tyrastafr]])
* [[[SCP-9770]]] : Hod: My Mother, My Lover, And My Golden Calf (collab with [[*user local lesbian commie]] and [[*user tyrastafr]])
* [[[SCP-102]]] : Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. (collab with [[*user tyrastafr]], rewrite with [[*user tunedtoadeadchannel]])
* [[[SCP-9123]]] : The Ethical Way To Make Money (collab with [[*user mxsinister]])
* [[[SCP-9117]]] : Grief Is A Language That Defies Words
* [[[SCP-9908]]] : TRASH SOUL WRETCH OPTICS
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[[tab Tales]]
* [[[One Ugly Bitch?]]]
* [[[Eat Your Food!]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/all-that-glitter-s-is-fool-s-gold All That Glitters is Fool’s Gold] (To be given its own series later)
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ir000281-ch000265-rb000279-what-are-we-to-do IR000281-CH000265-RB000279: WHAT ARE WE TO DO?]
* [[[Kiss Kiss Fall to the Dark]]]
* [[[Of Starfish]]]
* [[[Dead Capitalism Theory]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/figuring-out-how-to-love-you Figuring Out How To Love You]
* [[[Dial-Up Internet to Flesh-Made Wonders]]]
* [[[Ode To A Businesswoman]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/whos-afraid-of-a-red-starfish-en-blues Who’s Afraid Of A Red Starfish En Blues?]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/happiness-cant-come-from-assignments#%23 Happiness Can’t Come From Assignments]
* [[[Breaking On A Floppy Disk]]]
* [[[The Coronation Of Judd Marshall]]] (collab with [[*user habaniah]])
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-completely-normal-employee-initiation-ritual-that-definite A Completely Normal Employee Initiation That Definitely Doesn’t Hurt]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/house-sparrow and when the magic died, there was a house sparrow]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/and-his-name-was And His Name Was…]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-hardest-thing-you-will-ever-do-is-attempt-to-love-yourse The Hardest Thing You Will Ever Do Is Attempt To Love Yourself]
* [[[Dead End City]]] (collab with [[*user HaydenSaintPascal]])
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/doubt-on-a-cd-rom Doubt On A CD-ROM]
* [[[The Pretense Of Subtext]]] (rewrite with [[*user Queerious]])
* [[[Three Times Five Equals Fifteen]]]
* [[[To Be A Forensic Accountant]]]
* [[[Alex Thorley Goes Offline For Shabbat]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/theres-a-god-in-my-kitchen-helping-me-cook-empanadas There’s A God In My Kitchen Helping Me Cook Empanadas]
* [[[The Foundation Fails To Pass A Budget]]] (collab with [[*user greenwolf]], [[*user ch00bakka]] and [[*user anorrack]])
* [[[Oxytocin Neurotoxins]]]
* [[[FUCK THE STAPLES OUT OF ME]]]
* [[[Alex Thorley Does LSD]]]
* [[[Clipboard Avoiding Me]]]
* [[[Skinful Desires]]] (collab with [[*user anorrack]] and [[*user asininestars]])
* [[[Dinner With The Thornes]]]
* [[[STONE BUTCH CYBORG YURI BLUES]]]
* [[[Poem About A Statue]]]
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[[tab GoI Formats]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/critter-profile-moonstone Critter Profile: Moonstone!]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/chicago-lots ‘Chicago Recoveries No. 12’ (Lot C8791S)]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/robot-lounge  ‘Opalescent Silver’ (AL781/CF6ZD/LO7UN)]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ambrose-3ports-soda Ambrose Three Portlands: Soda Bar Edition]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/infinite-blood-fountains ‘Infinite Blood Fountains’ (BL6CZ/G6133/IQ00X)] (collab with [[*user mxsinister]])
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/deer-girl-bq TESTIMONY COLLECTION 727111: Deer Girl] (collab with [[*user Astersquill]])
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mexico-city-niceties ‘Mexico City Niceties’ (Catalogue NLHAY-19393)]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nebiros TESTIMONY COLLECTION 20821: Nebiros]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/slumhouse ‘Slumhouse Blues’ (HJU62/1SMQ0/Z12C9)] (collab with [[*user thanthedemoness]])
* [[[Eggplant Heartbreak Edition]]] (collab with [[*user DrGrimoire]], [[*user ch00bakka]] and [[*user mxsinister]])
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[[[Adamantine Temptations Hub]]]
The (extremely) complicated love story of a retired O5 and the most dangerous person she could have ever possibly saved: the CEO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. herself.

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__PROLOGUE__
[[[A Murder and Relief in the Dark]]]
__ACT 1__
* [[[Pierce the Velvet]]]
* [[[To Love a Snake with Blue Eyes]]]
* [[[Out Of The Darkness]]]
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* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:scp-9000-contest-fanart-collection SCP-9000 Contest Art Collection]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:ae-for-intercedent-2025 AE FOR INTERCEDENT 2025]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:the-foundation-is-not-transphobic-art The Foundation Is Not Transphobic Art] (collab with [[*user Dr Asteria]])
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[[tab Why MC&D?]]
I already said that I don’t know why I latched onto this Group of Interest as what I primarily write, but I do know why I continue to write them. In an age where fantasizing about money is an escape for many, and where capitalism is at its breakneck, bloated, senile late stages, I find it important to remind myself and others of how money, wealth, and power corrupt, and how it is generally not a good idea in the long run. I am a very firm believer in “it is harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it is a camel to pass through the eye of a needle”[[footnote]]Matthew 19:24[[/footnote]], therefore I write what I do. I find the maladies of the wealthy fascinating, and the way they can hurt, maim and destroy both themselves and others even more fascinating. I believe that in order to ward oneself from greed, they must understand the consequences of said greed, and how it will quickly hollow them out. I also love writing intensely psychological introspection, and the idiosyncrasies of gnarl-moraled oligarchs is just…chef’s kiss. It was a match made in heaven.

My other reason is that being a reader of this site for as long as I have, MC&D perfectly captures all of that which I have loved about the SCP universe: their secret worlds, their anonymity, their plentiful rituals, their byzantine habits, their potential for interesting evil, and their storied history[[footnote]]Both in-universe and out of it.[[/footnote]]. The writing about MC&D on this site is of some of the highest quality SCP can offer, and was instrumental in paving what I wanted to “write” for the website. I have it to thank for helping me to find myself as a writer again and what my passion for writing is having done it since 2012.
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[[tab Author Will]]
In the event that I am unavailable and Wikidot no longer remains a usable platform[[footnote]]Unlikely to happen, but including this here just in case.[[/footnote]] I give staff full authority and permission to migrate my works to whatever site they wish, and grant them editing permissions to modify my works to fit the formatting of the new host. 

Outside of that specific consideration, I wish for [[*user tyrastafr]], [[*user anorrack]], and [[*user mxsinister]] to be given full control over my works and over Black Diamond Billions in the event I am no longer considered available to contact[[footnote]]Consider this to mean I am unreachable via any platform for more than three years or in the case of my confirmed death.[[/footnote]]. However, I do not authorize deletions, rewrites, or major edits in the event such a transfer happens, such as to the structure of or the content of my works. In the case of my collaborative works, all permissions except for deletions (of which I reserve and do not authorize under any circumstances) are to go to my collaborators.
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[[tab Favorite Works]]
A collection of some of my favorite works on the website in no particular order for me and me alone. And you I guess, since you’re reading this. These are what I go to when I need inspiration and understanding of what I’m doing. Consider these a source of great insight into the art of SCP creation, prose, and/or formatting, although there’s a 10% chance something is on here simply because I am indulgently in love with it. This may or may not get long.
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/it-s-always-darkest Always Darkest]
* [[[Money Game]]]
* [[[SCP-8465]]]
* [[[SCP-8980]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/love-is-an-unwritten-thesis Love is an Unwritten Thesis on How to Live Into Your Time]
* [[[SCP-5470]]]
* [[[SCP-6616]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-five-mind Carroll #155: The Five-Mind]
* [[[SCP-8499]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:the-king-has-died The King Has Died]
* [[[SCP-7005]]]
* [[[SCP-8008]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rich-man-s-world Rich Man’s World] series
* [[[SCP-3625]]]
* [[[SCP-5935]]]
* [[[Hereticonica]]]
* [[[SCP-8228]]]
* [[[SCP-9340]]]
* [[[The Night Fires]]]
* [[[SCP-9606]]]
* [[[SCP-8155]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/alto-clef-back-in-action Alto clef “Takes a Chance”]
* [[[SCP-5383]]]
* [[[SCP-8329]]]
* [[[SCP-7243]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/paralaw UIU Memorandum — Paralaw Briefing]
* [[[SCP-8702]]]
* [[[SCP-9977]]]
* [[[SCP-3201]]]
* [[[SCP-1147]]]
* [[[Metaphysician/Karpin Proposal]]]
* [[[SCP-8882]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nobodys-a-dead-man-walking Nobody’s A Dead Man Walking]
* [[[SCP-3300]]]
* [[[SCP-6643]]]
* [[[The Deathless Merchant Of London]]]
* [[[SCP-2078]]]
* [[[SCP-1981]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-bone-proposal Rounderhouse’s Bone Proposal]
* [[[SCP-4999]]]
* [[[Insurance]]]
* [[[SCP-9628]]]
* [[[SCP-3034]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/red-queen-s-race Red Queen’s Race] series
* [[[SCP-8155]]]
* [[[Black As Night]]] series
* [[[SCP-6370]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/parawatch-spirit-ama My Great-Grandfather Used to be an Occult Gangster. Ask Him Anything!]
* [[[SCP-7227]]]
* [[[SCP-8331]]]
* [[[ParkDev]]]
* [[[SCP-2188]]]
* [[[SCP-5432]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/abasedebase Tame Impaler]
* [[[SCP-5579]]]
* [[[SCP-9068]]]
* [[[Seasons Pass]]]
* [[[SCP-2700]]]
* [[[SCP-5056]]]
* [[[SCP-8987]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-palimpsest I, Palimpsest]
* [[[SCP-6634]]]
* [[[SCP-3000]]]
* [[[SCP-7918]]]
* [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dossier-lph UIU Location Dossier — "Little Havana"]
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Check out my [https://www.tumblr.com/xexnoncores tumblr] by the way if you want to ask me some questions about my stuff!
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